I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...

[CapnJack]

And neither will Captain Jack Sparrow (well... except... y'know...), or Captain McCool...

HOWEVER:
You might just see a bloke who looks rather similar to the aformentioned gentlemen... only, well, uglier.

This gentleman (and I use that term lightly) does not know you.  Any of you.  But rest assured, he's friendly (if perhaps just a smidge deranged), and will gladly engage you in conversation.  Loud, obnoxious, and generally nonsensical conversation.  He may even think he recognizes you from... before.  But rest assured, he does not, and in all honesty has no earthly clue who you are.

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.

That is all I will say for now.  I hope to see you all very soon.  But not this weekend 

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

But will he have a Hamster?

[Mischief Snicklebritches]

I cant wait to not see you, or Jack or Cap'n McCool    

[CapnJack]

But will he have a Hamster?

Not to my knowlege... but he might have a rat...

Hey, if you've got a hamster, I could always keep it in my cage with the rat!

...I mean... he could... not me... I mean, I... yeah...

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Since last you visited... err didn't visit, there has been a Hamster explosion. Two, 2 weeks ago, five this weekend, I suspect we will have ten come Saturday... the little buggers breed like rats... err Hamsters. But to be truthful their not really hamsters... their demonically plague infested children rescued from a burning orphangae by a certain knight of Whitehall.

[Hey- Arent You?]

Right.  got it.  Gilligan & May Ann.

what? no?

nevermind.

we'll cut the tail off the rat & call it a hamster.  we have people who can "take care of it".

[Zoë]

The explosion of the hamster population is really rather like...normal hamsters, actually.  I learned that one the hard way...

Anyway, I will not be looking out for you this weekend, Cap'n Jack.  Will be a bummer to not have you there.

[Demetrius]

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.

And which island might that be? 

Okay, fine, if you're not going than I'm not going. To say hi. To you. Who won't actually be there.

BTW, you should stop by so I can see what it is you do not look like. I wasn't all that impressed with Capn Jack in the first place though he was quite spectacular. 

[Tanda]

Right.  got it.  Gilligan & May Ann.

what? no?

nevermind.

we'll cut the tail off the rat & call it a hamster.  we have people who can "take care of it".

Oooh the ideas! Now I wish we had a Pirate Weekend again. Dang.

[Blushing]

Well ... it is IS prince-princess-pirate weekend this weekend, and of course the kiddos ... could be interesting.

[Esperacchius]

And neither will Captain Jack Sparrow (well... except... y'know...), or Captain McCool...

HOWEVER:
You might just see a bloke who looks rather similar to the aformentioned gentlemen... only, well, uglier.

This gentleman (and I use that term lightly) does not know you.  Any of you.  But rest assured, he's friendly (if perhaps just a smidge deranged), and will gladly engage you in conversation.  Loud, obnoxious, and generally nonsensical conversation.  He may even think he recognizes you from... before.  But rest assured, he does not, and in all honesty has no earthly clue who you are.

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.

That is all I will say for now.  I hope to see you all very soon.  But not this weekend 

*claps and jumps up and down excitedly* I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!  LOL!

[Hey- Arent You?]

Brilliant! just brilliant!

[Demetrius]

Ah, so there be castaways amongst us at faire. I did not catch their names but I see they must have been stranded in Larkspurshire a good length of time (how they made it to Chili's is another matter).

Huzzah to both of 'em and their little rat buddy and hope to see them again!

[Avan]

The rain must have been worst than I thought to have washed those two all the way up to Larkspurshire.

[CapnJack]

Heh, thanks for the support guys!  We had a great time playing!  I was glad to be able to interact with everyone as a character, rather than just as Michael.

And yes, that's my explanation.  The rain was so powerful that it washed two big ships aground in Larkspurshire, as well as a pub, a few pirates, and two very deranged castaways.

[The Professor]

And where to Pirate Castaway Ratcatchers go?

Mount... ARrrrrrrrr A Rat!

For the ark-ives.

Best!

[Radu the Gypsy]

Back in yer box Teach....back in yer box.