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My invitation to you, fellow pirates

Started by Taffy Saltwater, May 24, 2008, 05:38:22 PM

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Taffy Saltwater

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On June 3, Wal-Mart & Sam's Club will have a new DVD of 13 of Jimmy's finest live performances of the 13 songs from Songs You Know By Heart, & Hey, Good Lookin' & It's Five O'Clock Somewhere.  I feel a pilgramage to Wally World coming on.
Sveethot!

Escarlata

Even undercover, MadJack is identifiable as a pirate:


I believe he's spotted his prize!
Esc be no lady!
Bringing Good and Bad Dreams...as appropriate
FaireNews-spreading the Joy of Faire, one post at a time

Taffy Saltwater

Now this is what I call a picture - that's MadJack, alright!  Thanks for sharing  - I've been eyeing this light on eBay, but yikes!

Happy news!  I made the badges this morning for everybody listed above, then made a visit to Office Depot, but haven't found a satisfactory - & inexpensive - way to mail them.  I'll keep looking.

The badges are:

A. shark fin shaped - for Landsharks;
B. abalone shell colored - for the sea; no two will be exactly the same; and
C. guitar picks - for St. Jimmy -  w/pin backs - the post & butterfly clamp style.

Please feel free to embellish away - picture, please!

Now, for the ladies, I've been collecting LandShark Lager bottle caps.  I can easily add wires to them for earrings, so let me know if you'd like a pair & if you'd like a hole punched in the bottom so you can add a bead or charm.  I can go into earring production next weekend, so let me know.

I'm going to try to get everything out by the end of the month. Thanks for your patience & Fins UP!
Sveethot!

dragongirl

Quote from: lady amy of york on May 31, 2008, 11:12:59 PM
Quote from: renren on May 31, 2008, 10:02:52 PM
Yay! Shots! ;D

What the heck, lets do it girlfriend.
Lines up some shots glasses. Pours them all full.  Okay girlfriend...

Actually this reminds me of the first time I had Margarita's..I  was with my husband ( fiance at that time )oh man..that was a  night..lets just say a couple margarita's  and true authentic very hot mexican  food , with very hot green chillies ,do not make for a good night sleep !

lol...My first time with 'Rita's was is Austin TX on a business trip.  My friends took us all out to a TX style BBQ and feed us Brisket, Chruriso's, and other spicey authentic MX food.  That combined with that really cool lime slush drink made for an interesting night.  I heard there are pictures of me practicing my bellydancing(in a business skirt suit) and falling UP the steps into the bus they rented.
Lady Hermina Dolores De Pagan
Captain of the Tres Flores
Sailing with Ye Pyrate Brotherhood

Welsh Wench

I'm not even going to talk about the first Ette invasion with the tequila shots.....

but I wore whipped cream well, or so I heard!  :o  :-[
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Blackjack Roberts

I hates ta incriminate meself, but me own first time with Margarita's let me know that St. Jimmy wasn't exaggerating in "God's Own Drunk"! :o

"Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body
And a feelin' came over me
like somethin' I'd never experienced before.
It was like, like I was in love.
In love for the first time.........with anything that moved. ;)
Animate, inanimate it didn't matter!
It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off
in my brain sayin' "Blackjack Roberts, there's a great day a comin'"
`Cause I was drunk.
I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin'
Commode huggin' drunk

I was God's own drunk and a fearless man!"

Fins Up!

Landshark 22

renren

ooh, shineys!

I don't wear earrings, but I would wear one on a necklace..  :)
Renren
Wench  #  3783
Treasure Guardian and giggling interrogator of the "Feisty Lady"

Guppy # 32 ROoL

Lord Figaro

I'll join up, I always likes to be part of a crew out looking fer fun an adventure. And I'm a little over 40, and have actually been out  on the high seas to. Once during a hurricane, that was a fun ride.
Those who do not remember their past are condemned to repeat their mistakes.

George Santayana

CelticOne

I see I'm not the only one to have seen the Landshark Beer, I spotted it today at my local grocery store and thought of you guys.
The mind is like a parachute, its best when open.

PapaGnome

Ok...sorry been out of pocket...thanks again for letting me join...Taffy, I do chainmail so if you need any help with the favors let me know...and finally...where can I find the beer...I need some...oh and Fins Up...!!!
PaPaGnome
Drunken Gnomes
Commander of the HSI
Royal Order of Landsharks #35

dragongirl

Quote from: Blackjack Roberts on June 01, 2008, 10:41:18 PM
I hates ta incriminate meself, but me own first time with Margarita's let me know that St. Jimmy wasn't exaggerating in "God's Own Drunk"! :o

"Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body
And a feelin' came over me
like somethin' I'd never experienced before.
It was like, like I was in love.
In love for the first time.........with anything that moved. ;)
Animate, inanimate it didn't matter!
It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off
in my brain sayin' "Blackjack Roberts, there's a great day a comin'"
`Cause I was drunk.
I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin'
Commode huggin' drunk

I was God's own drunk and a fearless man!"

Fins Up!

Landshark 22

I tend act out the lyrcis to the song Tequila Makes her cloths fall off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothin'
She's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she' ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Lady Hermina Dolores De Pagan
Captain of the Tres Flores
Sailing with Ye Pyrate Brotherhood

Taffy Saltwater

Quote from: PapaGnome on June 03, 2008, 12:17:41 AM
Ok...sorry been out of pocket...thanks again for letting me join...Taffy, I do chainmail so if you need any help with the favors let me know...and finally...where can I find the beer...I need some...oh and Fins Up...!!!

Papa G, you are most welcome to the revelry!  This batch of favors are finished, so will start buying up padded envelopes next week for mailing, but thanks for the offer.  As far as the beer, check w/your local Anheuser Busch distributor to see if & where they sell it in your neck of the woods.

However, me vampyr huntress might be in need of a fancy chainmail choker (a high collar like necklace) for protection against her enemies.  PM me w/your charge.  Keeping in mind I have a fat neck, among other things.

Lord Figaro, you are most welcome to the ROoL!

Phoenix, thanks for the pic & for thinking of the Landsharks!

I LOVE the tequila/clothes song!  Will be making a trip to iTunes when I get home from work. 

Thanks to everyone bringing their fun side to the party!  Anyone going to TRF?  When?

Sveethot!

PapaGnome

Taffy,  Check out my site GnomeLinks.etsy.com if you see one of the chokers you like let me know, if not give me an idea of what you are looking for and I will see what I can do :)
PaPaGnome
Drunken Gnomes
Commander of the HSI
Royal Order of Landsharks #35

Rage

So last night, LD & I went down to the Obama Rally in St. Paul but thats not really my story here its just the back ground on how I got there and no we did not get in.

Anyways a bar across the street from the Xcel Center had a neon Landshark sign. I took a pic but my camera phone sucks.

dragongirl

I have to buy a case of LS for the Pirate Festival next weekend. :D
Lady Hermina Dolores De Pagan
Captain of the Tres Flores
Sailing with Ye Pyrate Brotherhood