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THE BLUE PLAGUE

Started by Welsh Wench, January 09, 2009, 12:36:13 PM

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Welsh Wench

As rennies, we all have heard of the Black Plague of London (1665-1666).

But there was an epidemic in Tennessee of 2007-2008.

May I present...THE BLUE PLAGUE.


He goes for the upper respiratory system.....




...he can give you athlete's foot...




..chest pains...




..food poisoning.....



..alcohol poisoning...



....unplanned children...


...migraines...





..strep throat....



....car sick...



...air sick...




...he can even make you a basket case!




..I don't even want to know what kind of illness the Blue Plague can bring HERE!




..or HERE!



And the only way to cure the Blue Plague is to just take matters into your own hands and GET RID OF IT!



My thanks to all whose images I pilfered...both as stars and photographers!

For those that missed where Typhoid Blue got his start....but please don't tell the CDC. Bacardi would never forgive me if the little parrot was quarantined.

http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=1046.0
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Lady Nicolette

Brava, Wenchie!!!!!  Could he perhaps be responsible for parrotonitis, too?
"Into every rain a little life must fall." ~ Tom Rapp~Pearls Before Swine

renren

Renren
Wench  #  3783
Treasure Guardian and giggling interrogator of the "Feisty Lady"

Guppy # 32 ROoL

Blue66669

#3
I'm almost fairly sure that the tick infested parasite was responsible for the RendezFlu as well.....


Oh, and BLUE probably played a role in that too *wink*
Blaidd Drwg

Welsh Wench

PARROTINITIS!!!

RIOT'S DISEASE!!!
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Lady Nicolette

Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 02:58:14 PM
PARROTINITIS!!!

RIOT'S DISEASE!!!

I owe it all to you!  After all, you were the inspiration!
"Into every rain a little life must fall." ~ Tom Rapp~Pearls Before Swine

Luciana

Quote from: blue66669 on January 09, 2009, 02:56:32 PM
I'm almost fairly sure that the tick infested parasite was responsible for the RendezFlu as well.....


Oh, and BLUE probably played a role in that too *wink*

Of course he did ... he's the root of evil is in he?
Luciana
Gypsy Fur Trader
Ette,Divine Oracle

My goal in life is to be as good of a person
as my dog thinks I am.

Athena

Damn bird. I still haven't found my flask!
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~ Chinese Proverb

Obadiah Jib

So that is how you get cherpies...
First Mate of the Portobello Rose.
I'm not the captain, I just dress better than he does.

Captain Jack Wolfe

"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus

Athena

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~ Chinese Proverb

Blackjack Roberts

THIS JUST IN
According to Ren Surgeon General, Dr. "Duckie" Gander, it has been established that drinking copious amounts of the new Parrot's Bay Blue-berry flavored rum may cause increased risk of multiple occurrences of the Blue Plague.

While not life threatening symptoms include:

Increase in outbursts of uncontrollable laughter. (Riots Disease)

The inability to hide yer rum anywhere safe. (Especially bodices)

And Blue feathers mysteriously appearing in any number of bodices.

There is, at current time, no true cure for the Blue Plague.

(for some ungodly reason the ladies keep hiding and destroying the research)  ;)

Welsh Wench

Well...yeah!

He tickles our fancy?
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Luciana

* snorts * I'm so proud of meeting such wonderful character ...
Luciana
Gypsy Fur Trader
Ette,Divine Oracle

My goal in life is to be as good of a person
as my dog thinks I am.

Capt. Bacardi

#14
I am afraid Wenchie it has already spread to MN.....

It starts with a little breakfast beer...



Then spreads to the beer wenches....







Then an afternoon Muffin snack....



Can you feel the LOVE!!
BLOODY HELL!!!!
..It is only a flesh wound..
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?