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Title: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on December 09, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
we need a new thread......

Let's do "what I want for the holidays"  Does not have to be realistic or serious, but can be.  Humorous and wistfull is also good.

You guys go first........
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Mistress Charlotte on December 09, 2009, 01:09:02 PM
I want this freaking cough to go away!!!.... OH... and something sparkly too!   :D
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on December 09, 2009, 04:11:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Charlotte on December 09, 2009, 01:09:02 PM
I want this freaking cough to go away!!!.... OH... and something sparkly too!   :D

Like a certain vampire?

As for me...I've asked my parents for the Amazon Kindle, so I can escape the tyranny of textbook buying and download them for cheaper.  Well, there's other reasons too, but that's the big one. 

A boyfriend would be nice too, but I've been asking for one of those for 4 years, so by this point I think my letter keeps getting rerouted from Santa's address.  Ah well.  :)
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on December 09, 2009, 05:33:35 PM
Quote from: Zoë on December 09, 2009, 04:11:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Charlotte on December 09, 2009, 01:09:02 PM
I want this freaking cough to go away!!!.... OH... and something sparkly too!   :D

A boyfriend would be nice too, but I've been asking for one of those for 4 years, so by this point I think my letter keeps getting rerouted from Santa's address.  Ah well.  :)

Zoe- sometimes it seems like the only way to find a new love is by honestly not wanting to. When you least expect it- expect it.

Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on December 09, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
we need a new thread......



I wish you would take that new thread and make me a sweater.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Tanda on December 09, 2009, 06:31:18 PM
A season pass for Faire  ;D

a state park pass

Whirled Peas.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Francisco Paula on December 09, 2009, 08:46:33 PM
Peace on Earth and good will to Hamsters.

To go to Rochester New York. oh doing that
Go to New York City opps doing that also

Someone that dosn't want me just as a friend.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 09, 2009, 10:20:00 PM
My dream to come true now not next lifetime
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Radu the Gypsy on December 10, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
I have simple tastes.  Snow would be nice.  Some more of these sub zero temps to remind me of the east coast.  A pony.  a cure for my Dog's maddness.  You know, the simple stuff.

Oh, yea, and whirled peas too, whirled peas is good.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on December 10, 2009, 01:58:45 PM
Quote from: Sir Garath on December 09, 2009, 08:46:33 PM
Peace on Earth and good will to Hamsters.

To go to Rochester New York. oh doing that
Go to New York City opps doing that also

Someone that dosn't want me just as a friend.

Hey G...... I'm sure there are lots of people who don't want you as a friend.  I know I don't.

:D ;D :D ;)


dude.  you SO set yourself up for that.   could not stop myself.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Francisco Paula on December 10, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
Most of my friends charge me....just ask blushing how much i pay to have her as a friend
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on December 11, 2009, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Tanda on December 09, 2009, 06:31:18 PM
A season pass for Faire  ;D

a state park pass

Whirled Peas.

A "seasoned ticket" 
1.) Lightly cover your ren faire ticket in butter.
2.) Add seasoning to taste- parsley sage rosemary and thyme...

A State Park Pass-
Yeah, we're not going either.

Whirled Peas-
See Radu...

Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on December 16, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on December 11, 2009, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Tanda on December 09, 2009, 06:31:18 PM
A season pass for Faire  ;D

a state park pass

Whirled Peas.

A "seasoned ticket" 
1.) Lightly cover your ren faire ticket in butter.
2.) Add seasoning to taste- parsley sage rosemary and thyme...

A State Park Pass-
Yeah, we're not going either.

Whirled Peas-
See Radu...



OK, back to this.... I have used tickets to PICK my teeth.....but never tried to EAT one.  do you grill them or broil them?  and are they served on a stick?

and how many tickets must be shredded to make a hamster bed?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: holierthanthou on December 16, 2009, 12:54:48 PM
Well I would love whirled peas as well, but I would settle for country-fried peas.  ::)

Oh and socks.... never can have enough socks.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Radu the Gypsy on December 16, 2009, 04:05:51 PM
"Socks.  Aww, Mom, Dad, you shouldn't have.  No, really, you shouldn't have."
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Blushing on December 16, 2009, 04:27:42 PM
Heehee ... I have actually officially asked for socks for Christmas.  =)

But this year, my wishes could be all over the place ... instant transportation is one of the "funner" ones.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: holierthanthou on December 16, 2009, 05:07:16 PM
This is actually the second year I have asked for socks.  I got some last year, but my sister sewed them together to make a pair of long johns.... they were adorable!  So.... I still need socks.  I guess I am low maintenance when it comes to presents.

We almost have a hamster tree.  It is full of regular hamsters, albinos, zombie, vegan (green from too much chlorophyll) , pirate and fairy hamsters. They all sit in a circle with their butts together and then go up in tiers.

I think I need to start making cookies and get away from the hamsters! LOL
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Avan on December 17, 2009, 07:49:19 AM
I can always us a flask or two.  I believe that you can never have enough flasks or the goodness that comes inside them.

More beautiful women in low cut bodices.

Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on December 17, 2009, 09:19:20 AM
And to what portion of your anatomy would you ladies like to have these "socks" applied, and by whom?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on December 18, 2009, 08:53:49 AM
http://www.claus.com/hamster.html (http://www.claus.com/hamster.html)
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on December 18, 2009, 12:41:48 PM
Awesome!!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Blushing on December 18, 2009, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: Baron on December 17, 2009, 09:19:20 AM
And to what portion of your anatomy would you ladies like to have these "socks" applied, and by whom?

Oh, just those places that should be kept warm ...
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Blushing on December 18, 2009, 02:33:39 PM
holierthanthou, one of my hamsters is IN my Christmas tree ... he likes the lights.

Whatcha baking!?  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: holierthanthou on December 19, 2009, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: Blushing on December 18, 2009, 02:33:39 PM
holierthanthou, one of my hamsters is IN my Christmas tree ... he likes the lights.

LOL that makes two!  There is one a snowball one in DC hanging out in the Christmas tree.

Quote from: Blushing on December 18, 2009, 02:33:39 PM

Whatcha baking!?  ;D

You know me all too well.  Been too sick with this darn stone... but I'm thinking cookie time again.  Probably will be basic sugar cookies with royal icing... although I could make the soft sugar cookies with a touch of nutmeg.... But that dough has to sit for a while.  Oh bugger, now I have to bake!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 19, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
Quote from: Blushing on December 18, 2009, 02:33:39 PM
holierthanthou, one of my hamsters is IN my Christmas tree ... he likes the lights.

Whatcha baking!?  ;D

That makes 4 as both Lady Nibbles and Augi are both in our tree
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: NelleMoorley on December 21, 2009, 11:12:31 AM
A spaceship . . . an honorary doctorate from George Washington University . . . cherry poptarts . . . you know, the usual.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Tanda on December 21, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
A pony!

You know, while most girls would ask for a pony, I just wanted Rudolph. I figured a reindeer was far more practical.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Avan on December 22, 2009, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: Tanda on December 21, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
A pony!

You know, while most girls would ask for a pony, I just wanted Rudolph. I figured a reindeer was far more practical.

Yeah but trying to sleep with that nose always going off. It would like sleeping next to a neon billboard.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Capt Spleen on December 22, 2009, 04:46:08 PM
.....Duct Tape.................. for the pony.....................'s................................ NOSE!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Awen on December 26, 2009, 09:08:03 PM
Quote from: Zoë on December 09, 2009, 04:11:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Charlotte on December 09, 2009, 01:09:02 PM
I want this freaking cough to go away!!!.... OH... and something sparkly too!   :D

Like a certain vampire?

As for me...I've asked my parents for the Amazon Kindle, so I can escape the tyranny of textbook buying and download them for cheaper.  Well, there's other reasons too, but that's the big one. 

A boyfriend would be nice too, but I've been asking for one of those for 4 years, so by this point I think my letter keeps getting rerouted from Santa's address.  Ah well.  :)

Don't give up. You really do not know when that magical someone will appear in your life. I would never have guessed it when it happened to me.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on December 26, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
Having carefully considered all of your thoughtful suggestions -- everything from Kindle's to socks to duct tape -- the Baroness and I most fervently hope that this will be the year for SEASON (not seasoned) TICKETS at CRF. 

You will, I'm sure, pardon us if we don't hold our collective breath in anticipation.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Jonas_MacPherson on December 27, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
Mine? Fairly easy...

Getting one's life back on track <not easy, but I'm getting there>

Getting one's shop back on track <which is happening, thankfully, given the times>

Maybe getting someone in my life. <well, that would be easier if one and two weren't going on at the same time. :)>

And getting a freaking hamster. <Am I the only Colorado Rennie without one? I got gipped!>

Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on December 28, 2009, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: Baron on December 26, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
Having carefully considered all of your thoughtful suggestions -- everything from Kindle's to socks to duct tape -- the Baroness and I most fervently hope that this will be the year for SEASON (not seasoned) TICKETS at CRF. 

You will, I'm sure, pardon us if we don't hold our collective breath in anticipation.

Oh, if only....
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on December 28, 2009, 02:45:38 PM
"Oh, if only...."

Fair Zoe, were season tickets available, would you then join the ranks of us playtrons rather than seeking employment on the grounds?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on December 28, 2009, 06:20:17 PM
I would think about it, certainly. 
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: holierthanthou on December 28, 2009, 06:38:45 PM
Quote from: Baron on December 26, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
the Baroness and I most fervently hope that this will be the year for SEASON (not seasoned) TICKETS at CRF. 

You will, I'm sure, pardon us if we don't hold our collective breath in anticipation.

OOH now that is a prime gift!  I would go for that.  Then I could play all day in whatever guise I like.  I'm thinking that I will have to be a playtron this year anyway. Means no more walking of the elephant, but hey... Life goes on.

Oh and thank you for not holding your breath.  We all love you both too much!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on December 29, 2009, 09:50:53 AM
You are so sweet to say that, holierthanthou!  You just made the day for M'Lady and me. 
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on January 02, 2010, 06:15:57 PM
One can only hope fondly for season tickets. Delaney and I would be on those like large carnivorous predators on small helpless mammals!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 04, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
Quote from: Toki Bloodaxe on January 02, 2010, 06:15:57 PM
One can only hope fondly for season tickets. Delaney and I would be on those like large carnivorous predators on small helpless mammals!

For the third and final of your three wishes- ~pling~ you may now attain season tickets! Just contact one of thousands of former Bronco fans for more information.

BTW, the only problem the Broncos had was a season ten games too long.

Big Huzzah to the Steelers! After watching how they stayed with the injured Miami Quarterback yesterday all I have to say is Class Act!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on January 04, 2010, 02:14:52 PM
Yes, that was a really scary moment.  Seeing how all the Steelers coaches and trainers ran to him immediately instead of waiting for the Miami trainers to cross the field was very classy. 

Poor Broncos.  Ah well.  My money's on San Diego now!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 04, 2010, 09:55:28 PM
And if you DON'T Believe football is rigged... Just look to the Colts who decided a complete undefeated year was something they didn't want to take from the Dolphins. Commision having something to say about this along withthe union? You can beat your bottom dollor on it.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 10:06:44 AM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on January 04, 2010, 09:55:28 PM

You can beat your bottom dollor on it.


Well, my bottom dollar just happens to be my top dollar too, so there will be no beating- rather, I'm going to cuddle with it as long as I can...

Zoe, are you saying your money is on Sandi eggo to screw up next?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on January 05, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 10:06:44 AM

Zoe, are you saying your money is on Sandi eggo to screw up next?

Happily, no.  They're about the only backup team I have that is actually playing football lately...
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: Zoë on January 05, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 10:06:44 AM

Zoe, are you saying your money is on Sandi eggo to screw up next?

Happily, no.  They're about the only backup team I have that is actually playing football lately...

Ah, so are you interested in betting a hamster? If I lose, then the hamster Goddess might add a zombie hamster to her collection... 
(I had winning a hamster as one of my Christmas wishes)
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on January 06, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Quote from: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: Zoë on January 05, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on January 05, 2010, 10:06:44 AM

Zoe, are you saying your money is on Sandi eggo to screw up next?

Happily, no.  They're about the only backup team I have that is actually playing football lately...

Ah, so are you interested in betting a hamster? If I lose, then the hamster Goddess might add a zombie hamster to her collection... 
(I had winning a hamster as one of my Christmas wishes)

OH NONONO..... hamsters sould not be used in such a way..... hamsters are people....ish.

what are you people thinking?    :D
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on January 06, 2010, 12:21:30 AM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on January 06, 2010, 12:01:17 AM


what are you people thinking?    :D

You see, sir, your fault is that you are under the impression that we are actually doing this thing you call "thinking."
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 06, 2010, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Zoë on January 06, 2010, 12:21:30 AM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on January 06, 2010, 12:01:17 AM


what are you people thinking?    :D

You see, sir, your fault is that you are under the impression that we are actually doing this thing you call "thinking."

I think you may be right.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on January 06, 2010, 09:23:30 AM
"You see, sir, your fault is that you are under the impression that we are actually doing this thing you call 'thinking.'"

Well said, Mistress Zoe!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Mischief Snicklebritches on January 06, 2010, 05:18:33 PM
You guys are CA-RAZY! Love it and miss you all.
I wish I would have seen this post earlier... :( I would have put my xmas list up too. owells!
hope everyone had a wonderfull holiday season and a happy new year. :D

P.S. Baron---Sir, you postively made me laugh out loud at the thought of the PTB actually giving out <snicker> season <gigglesnort> PASSES <ROFL!!!!! gasping for air, gasp gasp>
phew!! I never knew you were such a comedian <wipes tears of laughter out of eyes>

<3
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on January 06, 2010, 09:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Remi on January 06, 2010, 05:18:33 PM


<3

HEY lady!  where you been? You should come around more often!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on January 06, 2010, 10:06:23 PM
Lady Remi,

My dear, it gladdens my heart to bring a little mirth into your life. 

Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 06, 2010, 11:57:26 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on January 06, 2010, 09:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Remi on January 06, 2010, 05:18:33 PM


<3

HEY lady!  where you been? You should come around more often!

She just posted the one before you...
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on January 08, 2010, 03:24:09 PM

ther may be no season tickets..... but I do have a map that shows the location of all the holes in the fences, secret tunnels, etc, that I am willing to sell for a price.......   ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 08, 2010, 09:35:39 PM
But could a noble in say a Fathingale navigate/squeeze through them and not a Hamster?

no wonder we have so many Hamsters. hey sold them an invasion plan... cheap
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Demetrius on January 10, 2010, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on January 08, 2010, 03:24:09 PM

ther may be no season tickets..... but I do have a map that shows the location of all the holes in the fences, secret tunnels, etc, that I am willing to sell for a price.......   ;D

Me thinks ye be speakin' of Habitrail-ville, near the Kingdom of Hoover-ville... ('tis a sucky map...)
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Mischief Snicklebritches on January 11, 2010, 01:51:19 AM
Busy busy busy :D Kids to get to school...ME to get to school and work...holidays...ugh..it feels like im barely at my computer anymore. lol
Ive missed all of you tho. I was reading how all of you put your hamsters on your trees for christmas..I thought...what a great idea....Fontleroy unfortunately spend christmas in my costume box....he's the kind of hamster that hibernates for 9 months a year lol.
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on January 11, 2010, 08:17:37 AM
Guillermo and his two new friends (still nameless, although not for long) live on my windowsill.  Always there when I close the laptop lid....
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Francisco Paula on January 12, 2010, 09:53:38 AM
Glad everyone had a great holiday season.

I had a blast in rochester new york and a beyond great time in NYC.

Baron i got to use your line "A cartridge in a bare tree" when i had to sing the 12 days of christmas and was giving the number 1.

This is what i love so much about photography being in the right place at the right time to get a picture like this http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/NewYorkCity#5421302204484124850.

If you wish to see all my other pics from new york city go here http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/NewYorkCity#.

Take care and can't wait to see you all at faire.

Gary Gervais

Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Zoë on January 12, 2010, 01:10:40 PM
So much for going away huh?  Just couldn't live without us?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: holierthanthou on January 12, 2010, 04:22:13 PM
Who won the bet?
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on January 13, 2010, 10:33:37 AM
Quote from: holierthanthou on January 12, 2010, 04:22:13 PM
Who won the bet?

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Zoe, Holier..... you guys owe me a new monitor!  COFFEE EVERYWHERE!
 LMAO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas Wish Lists
Post by: Norfolk on January 13, 2010, 07:09:50 PM
Quote from: Sir Garath on January 12, 2010, 09:53:38 AM
Baron i got to use your line "A cartridge in a bare tree" when i had to sing the 12 days of christmas and was giving the number 1.

Please feel free to use it as you see fit, Good Sir, as I've certainly gotten my money's worth from it.