Announcing the newest faire:
The Toad Suck Renaissance Faire & Tractor Pull
When: April 1
Where: Toad Suck, Arkansas
This new faire is a 15 acre facility built on top of the old city landfill, adjacent to the Skunk Hollow Swamp in central Arkansas. Plenty of free parking, but it's recommended that you only come in 4-wheel drive vehicles, as the lot tends to be a bit soggy.
Contests galore and valuable prizes given for the greatest number of mosquitoes captured at the faire, the largest rat trapped on premises, and many more fun kiddie activities. For the adults, a belching contest, an award for the largest beer-belly, and then there's the yodeling extravaganza, and the piece of resistance: the world championship Joust from a Tractor event.
Don't miss the exciting inaugural event!
...and if you're seriously considering going to this, and need directions, you're sicker than I thought, and forgot that this is April 1st....yeah, I was bored...
Well said Sir, well said. ;D
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2012, 12:07:31 PM
...and if you're seriously considering going to this, and need directions, you're sicker than I thought, and forgot that this is April 1st....yeah, I was bored...
Dang! And I was ready to buy tickets.... :D
You're in luck, BobO. Toad Suck Daze, a REAL festival, is coming up the first weekend in May. Information at http://www.toadsuck.org
Hmm. Not exactly what I had envisioned but they do promise a "toadtastic" time. Could be hard to pass up! ;)
It is almost sad when you can almost belive that kind of thing is possible.
WHAT!!!!!!!! They canceled The Redneck Renaissance? THOSE HEATHENS!!!!!!....