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Title: mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)
Post by: groomporter on July 13, 2015, 10:56:59 AM
 ::)

The popular mermaid attraction at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival has been shut down.

Health officials reported that the exotic species on display brought with them a drug resistant, and sometimes fatal infestation of crabs. The infestation was discovered when a Biffs sanitation company employee found a pair of dead goldfish mermaids that had been "flushed" in nearby portable toilets and had clogged his cleaning equipment. An infected jouster and a mime both remain in serious condition. A fire eater was released from the hospital earlier and doctors theorize that the kerosene in his system helped him fight off the infection.
Title: Re: mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 13, 2015, 11:53:34 AM
Do we get an Onion with this report?
Title: Re: mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)
Post by: groomporter on July 13, 2015, 12:00:17 PM
 ::)
Couldn't resist...
Title: Re: mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)
Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 13, 2015, 02:02:02 PM
and I thought it was all the ale that made me feel like that, only to find out now it was the mermaids  ;D
Title: Re: mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)
Post by: Jon Hanslow on August 17, 2015, 10:41:36 PM
Quote from: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 13, 2015, 02:02:02 PM
and I thought it was all the ale that made me feel like that, only to find out now it was the mermaids  ;D

Mate, how many times must I tell you NOT to kiss the Mermaids? ;)
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