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Title: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 07:52:34 AM
Seeing as some of us *points at himself* seems to have derailed a couple threads I thought I would start a thread just for that purpose...

Welcome to the MNRF derailer thread.

Only rules,

1. Keep it MNRF related (example MNRF swamp zombies.....)

2. Keep it clean enough to keep the thread from being bumped to John's Inn.

Derail and goof away...
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 07:56:15 AM
Me first...Me first....

Welcome to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

We have free parking:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/crash_pcc.jpg)

Entertainment:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/777277810yshNGH9StreetPeople.jpg)

And shopping galore:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/1954Oc27MusBrothbldg-burned.jpg)

This advertisement not sanctioned by the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, MidAmerican Festivals, Renaissancefestival.com, The state of Minnesota or Ladiedragon.... ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 10:30:08 AM
Don't forget the pleasant "facilities"

(http://historicgames.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=486&g2_serialNumber=1)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 10:30:08 AM
Don't forget the pleasant "facilities"

(http://historicgames.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=486&g2_serialNumber=1)

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/equipment_05.jpg)

You mean these?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
There it is! my picture link wasn't working at first.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:44:27 AM
I was looking for some bizarre food picture but work keeps blocking everything.... :-\
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 10:45:41 AM
There's a story about a cast member many years ago who bought some giant Sweet-tart candies or something similar and would walk out of a privie licking it, and saying "Hey, someone left a mint in there"
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:47:40 AM
 ;D that is so funny and gross all at the same time, it could be added to the list of things that could make the world explode.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 10:51:05 AM
Then there was the guy one year who dressed in clerical garb and walked around with a stuffed tiger. He was the "Calvinist & Hobbes..."

off to pack up games TTFN
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:52:24 AM
and we all know cod piece girl....

and just because:

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/gangsters.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 11:37:37 AM
Quote from: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:52:24 AM
and we all know cod piece girl....

and just because:

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/gangsters.jpg)

Hey!  I think we (SS) kicked them out last year.  If you see them, please let them know that they are trespassed from site.

Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:01:14 PM
Good! -as long as the "Avenue Q" cast are still okay.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:03:51 PM
Speaking of our diverse audience...
(http://mrffriends.tripod.com/images/picture/bradley_n_thomas.jpg)
(http://mrffriends.tripod.com/images/picture/unusual_patron2.jpg)
(http://mrffriends.tripod.com/images/picture/satan.jpg)
ganked from:
http://mrffriends.tripod.com/pages_groups/unusual_patrons.html
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:04:17 PM
A few of them look a little suspect in my book!

....but then again "my book" isn't the official list.  Not that I have a say in any of that anymore.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
Really diverse

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/vyk1345/Fest%2007/somepaytrons.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:15:27 PM
I wonder if they would let me take out the insides of a privy, put in a shoulder harness and walk around fest and tell everyone that I am the Minnesota Renaissance Festival mascot. 

We'll draw a huge smiley face on it and write "Privy" on the back.

Just randomly follow people around and say something like "I know you want me!"
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
Really diverse

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/vyk1345/Fest%2007/somepaytrons.jpg)

AHHH! the furry from last year.

Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
Really diverse

pic removed
AHHH! the furry from last year.



Someone walks around wearing something like that, you have to wonder.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:15:27 PM
I wonder if they would let me take out the insides of a privy, put in a shoulder harness and walk around fest and tell everyone that I am the Minnesota Renaissance Festival mascot. 

We'll draw a huge smiley face on it and write "Privy" on the back.

Just randomly follow people around and say something like "I know you want me!"

I know a guy that works at Biffs....

Quote from: majikboxman on August 14, 2008, 12:10:03 PM
**I was looking for some bizarre food picture but work keeps blocking everything.... **
Soo....... do you always look for food in the Privies then Rage ?


Nope, just the mints..... *world explodes*
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on August 14, 2008, 12:31:12 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:18:19 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
Really diverse

pic removed
AHHH! the furry from last year.



Someone walks around wearing something like that, you have to wonder.

Wasn't she on this group before the move?

To each his own I guess, but why not be a furry in period garb?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: majikboxman on August 14, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
Really diverse

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/vyk1345/Fest%2007/somepaytrons.jpg)


Is this some type of members only secrete coded bondage outfit from that cheese extraction fetish club from over in WI ?

Code name Furry
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: majikboxman on August 14, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
Is this some type of members only secrete coded bondage outfit from that cheese extraction fetish club from over in WI ?

:D :D :D :D

...Coffee out nose, not good!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:36:10 PM
Quote from: MissBubu on August 14, 2008, 12:31:12 PM

Wasn't she on this group before the move?

To each his own I guess, but why not be a furry in period garb?

Yeah I had posted a picture of her that I had taken.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:37:11 PM
Oh,oh oh!

A new VIP group "FFF" -Furry Friends of Fest!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:39:17 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 12:37:11 PM
Oh,oh oh!

A new VIP group "FFF" -Furry Friends of Fest!

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at the thought of it!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 12:57:57 PM
Speaking of taking pics of the same thing.  I recall seeing someone else on here with pics of this.  As well as recalling someone standing to my left that was taking pics of the same thing. 

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/vyk1345/Fest%2007/S7300451.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 01:01:15 PM
Which one? Capt. Bacardi, Ladiedragon & I were standing there taking pictures of this.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
LOL!  I guess my memory is a little shady.  I was standing near the tree that would be directly to the left of where I was standing when I took the pic.  Now that I think about it, I do recall someone (or some-two) to my right as well.

I can't remember if I was in "Colors" at the time or not.

PS:  I believe it was Bacardi's pics that I saw on the Rensites page.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Random Girl on August 14, 2008, 01:07:17 PM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:15:27 PM
I wonder if they would let me take out the insides of a privy, put in a shoulder harness and walk around fest and tell everyone that I am the Minnesota Renaissance Festival mascot. 

We'll draw a huge smiley face on it and write "Privy" on the back.

Just randomly follow people around and say something like "I know you want me!"

It's been done before...I believe BJ and Keith did it.  Not sure about the mascot thing but I am pretty sure they did something simaler
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 14, 2008, 01:09:36 PM
Didn't say I was looking for originality.  If all of our actors were going for that, we would have one boring festival.  Cause it's all been done before (with some exceptions).  It is just a matter of reinventing.

Hey!  It's like our unspoken motto:  "Safety Services.  We failed acting class!"   ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on August 14, 2008, 02:11:25 PM
That's always what I get a kick out of things like that. It's usually a combination of things from days gone bye. I can't tell you how many times I've heard lines actors have used from Laurel & Hardy or Abbott & Costello act's bit's and such. Especially some of the biggest act's out there. I always chuckle when I hear the lines and people comment "Oh that's good I have to remember that one". I'm just surprised no one has done more from Groucho Marx, he always had some great one liners. "The other day I shot and elephant in my pajama's. How he got into my pajama's I'll never know". Or one of my fave's from W.C. Fields. "The other day, my wife drove me to drink. But I was rude and forgot to thank her"
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 02:47:51 PM
Monkey, come out and play....
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 14, 2008, 02:48:56 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2588354773_6f5a40f15e.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on August 14, 2008, 02:50:57 PM
Last season I met the monkey backstage.  It promptly ripped half of my friends tail off and scampered away with it.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 02:53:14 PM
Bad monkey chasing tail... ;)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 14, 2008, 07:54:28 PM
Bad... or good?

;)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 08:03:32 PM
Depends who's tail your chasing..... ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Spank the bad monkey...   ::)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on August 14, 2008, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Spank the bad monkey...   ::)
As long as you don't do it in public! ::)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:16:18 PM
Back in the late 1980's the old Lord High Sheriff and his real life wife were married on festival site and their ceremony was interrupted by the braying of a donkey on site.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 15, 2008, 07:44:30 AM
Quote from: renren on August 14, 2008, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Spank the bad monkey...   ::)
As long as you don't do it in public! ::)

Yes, I would prefer not be be spanked in public, thank you!

*You'll all understand this when you see my costume for this weekend...it's a running joke with my girl's troupe*
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 15, 2008, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Rafe on August 15, 2008, 07:44:30 AM
Yes, I would prefer not be be spanked in public, thank you!

*You'll all understand this when you see my costume for this weekend...it's a running joke with my girl's troupe*

O.O

You'll be running around monkified?

*grins*
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 15, 2008, 07:52:12 AM
All I'll need is a pair of those cymbols and someone to fashion a crank key to stick out of my back.

*COME SEE THE PERFORMING MONKEY!!  Mead Booth @ 10AM*

;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 15, 2008, 07:59:23 AM
*bigger grin*
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 15, 2008, 08:15:33 AM
I have to say "bravo" to you Rage on creating this thread.  But I think we are all a little too excited for Faire to start (that or just scatterbrained!) to keep our derailment confined to this thread.  I'm pretty sure a good majority of the active threads in this section of the forum are train wrecks in one way or another.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Goody on August 15, 2008, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Rafe on August 14, 2008, 12:15:27 PM
I wonder if they would let me take out the insides of a privy, put in a shoulder harness and walk around fest and tell everyone that I am the Minnesota Renaissance Festival mascot. 

We'll draw a huge smiley face on it and write "Privy" on the back.

Just randomly follow people around and say something like "I know you want me!"

Like ODB from Bristol??
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: escherblacksmith on August 15, 2008, 09:29:12 AM
ruh-ro, limerick time again

Aye quite a little twitchy we are
streaming in from both near and far
to quaff mead at a hut
and see the honor of a coconut
and after, to clear dirt from our car
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on August 15, 2008, 11:13:16 AM
Quote from: Rafe on August 15, 2008, 07:44:30 AM
Quote from: renren on August 14, 2008, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Spank the bad monkey...   ::)
As long as you don't do it in public! ::)

Yes, I would prefer not be be spanked in public, thank you!

*You'll all understand this when you see my costume for this weekend...it's a running joke with my girl's troupe*

Packing camera for next weekend!
Gotta get a pic of this! :)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 15, 2008, 12:24:12 PM
Now I have Bride's Lament stuck in my head. Damn monkies!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 15, 2008, 12:31:05 PM
next weekend I may be in different garb.

Could use one of those nifty little hats that the monkies wear as well.  that would top it off!

. . . hmmm.  Cheesy pun not intended.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on August 15, 2008, 01:04:53 PM
Fez!  Red fuzzy fez!


Not to be confused with Fuzz...he is too heavy to wear on your head.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 15, 2008, 02:44:30 PM
Monkeys hehehe

Thank you rafe, I like this thread too
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Celtic Lush on August 15, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/celticlush/P9020006.jpg)
Renaissance birth control
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on August 15, 2008, 03:57:13 PM
Quote from: groomporter on August 14, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
Spank the bad monkey...   ::)

Okay if you say so.

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/spank.gif)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: ladiedragon on August 15, 2008, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: Celtic Lush on August 15, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/celticlush/P9020006.jpg)
Renaissance birth control

um...the club? or....fitz?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: ladiedragon on August 15, 2008, 05:09:28 PM
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x242/ladiedragon/_Enjoy_your_breakfast__by_nocturnal.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 15, 2008, 05:09:40 PM
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/eggs.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on August 15, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
Okay I'm lost where did the eggs come into this???
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 15, 2008, 06:40:58 PM
Same place as the monkey did. Thats what this thread is for...derail this monster if you can.


oh look a shoe
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on August 15, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Rage on August 15, 2008, 06:40:58 PM
Same place as the monkey did. Thats what this thread is for...derail this monster if you can.


oh look a shoe

..That's where my shoes went! Rage would you be so kind as to tell them its time to come home now. :D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on August 16, 2008, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: Rage on August 15, 2008, 06:40:58 PM
Same place as the monkey did. Thats what this thread is for...derail this monster if you can.


oh look a shoe

Ahhhh I see said the blind man, to his deaf son, walking their lame dog, straight down the crooked street.

Hey look a dead flock of sea gulls.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on August 16, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Oh, breakfast foods, eh?

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/renren13_photo/funny%20pics/bunny_pancake.jpg)

Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 17, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on August 15, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Rage on August 15, 2008, 06:40:58 PM
Same place as the monkey did. Thats what this thread is for...derail this monster if you can.


oh look a shoe

..That's where my shoes went! Rage would you be so kind as to tell them its time to come home now. :D

I beg the shoes to go home and they just wouldn't listen. I had to get out my flintlock. I got them to scurry one home. I apologize if one has a hole in it. Ren
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Erynn on August 17, 2008, 07:04:48 PM
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8561/whoaretheyqw2.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 17, 2008, 07:12:51 PM
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/spanking.jpg)

This ones for Tarac
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 18, 2008, 09:12:31 AM
No rewarding bad behavior...
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 18, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
Quote from: groomporter on August 18, 2008, 09:12:31 AM
No rewarding bad behavior...

Bad behavior is its own reward....
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 18, 2008, 10:57:04 AM
Quote from: ladiedragon on August 15, 2008, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: Celtic Lush on August 15, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/celticlush/P9020006.jpg)
Renaissance birth control

um...the club? or....fitz?

Oddly enough, Fitz's kids are quite wonderfull!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 18, 2008, 10:59:50 AM
I think it's because his wife can reproduce asexually so there's no Fitz DNA involved  ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 18, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
Wow!  That really does explain a lot!! 
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on August 18, 2008, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: Rage on August 17, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: Phoenix on August 15, 2008, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Rage on August 15, 2008, 06:40:58 PM
Same place as the monkey did. Thats what this thread is for...derail this monster if you can.


oh look a shoe

..That's where my shoes went! Rage would you be so kind as to tell them its time to come home now. :D

I beg the shoes to go home and they just wouldn't listen. I had to get out my flintlock. I got them to scurry one home. I apologize if one has a hole in it. Ren

Well that explains alot, no wonder it hid under the bed.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 18, 2008, 03:15:40 PM
I aim to please... ;D

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/Gunskull.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Toarmod on August 18, 2008, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: Rage on August 18, 2008, 03:15:40 PM
I aim to please... ;D

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/Gunskull.jpg)

HEHE! You have to aim? ::)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 18, 2008, 07:27:21 PM
Aim? Thats hard when you have been drinking rum....
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 28, 2008, 03:28:18 PM
How could we possibly neglect this thread?!   :'(  :'(  :'(

Good Aim takes practice!  Drinking Good Rum . . .    Need I say more?!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on August 28, 2008, 03:31:31 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z152/msmechanic/n510410724_824254_1068.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on August 28, 2008, 03:58:02 PM
That looks like my kitty Tweak!  It even has a mustache just like her!  MOOO-Stash!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Toarmod on August 28, 2008, 08:14:22 PM
MUFASA!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 29, 2008, 07:46:02 AM
Derail:

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/37505360_a60ce1e13c.jpg)

(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/353692827_10e021c1a2.jpg)

My Squirrels are Jedi so your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 29, 2008, 08:01:07 AM
(http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cleveland-necronomicon.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 29, 2008, 08:23:54 AM
I'll see your Jedi Squirrels and raise you....

(http://domn.sopca.com/files/jedi_cat.jpg)

Jedi Cat!

Then again.....

(http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/kitten.jpg)

Sniper Kitty!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 29, 2008, 08:30:36 AM
Its 4 to 1, you needed the sniper kitty.  ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 29, 2008, 08:32:19 AM
What can I say?!  He has reflexes like a cat!

... I can get more!

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/spacechick1/sith.jpg)

(http://www.theforce.net/kids/alderaan/sw_pets/pics/phantom_cat.jpg)

... and!  One who turns on his own!

(http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/squirrel_sith_lightning.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 29, 2008, 09:03:13 AM
 ;D love the last one I have that too...

Time to pull out the big gun. Wake the bear:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/2103325_500.jpg)

Get the big gun:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/Neobiggun.jpg)

And just for good measure. i got my picture taken with Pixie from LA Ink. Beat that  ;D
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p207/Rage-X/TodandPixie.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 29, 2008, 09:35:37 AM
I am defeated!   >:(

All I have to say is:

(http://www.blinkster.de/animals/yet_another_animal_dir/hay_guys_whats_going_on.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Rage on August 29, 2008, 09:51:34 AM
 ;D I have no idea whats going on in this thread...lol...
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 29, 2008, 09:57:58 AM
Quote from: Rage on August 29, 2008, 09:51:34 AM
;D I have no idea whats going on in this thread...lol...

Me either!  Let's keep it that way.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on August 29, 2008, 05:27:03 PM
So things are going as normal then huh......good good.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on August 29, 2008, 08:55:51 PM
Oh it's Labor Day weekend I'll have to check the "Privie Counselor" if the Masters' Dinner was going to be this week.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on August 29, 2008, 11:02:24 PM
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/renren13_photo/funny%20pics/moneyforkaratelessons.jpg)

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/renren13_photo/funny%20pics/baby-has-altered-the-pool.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on September 10, 2008, 10:33:03 AM
Rather than derail another thread or create a new one I am going to post this here.

!!! CAUTION  !!!
Post contains serious/non-humorus content!!!

I went to a back specialist yesterday and found out was has been causing my lower back problems.  I have a herniated disk that is inflaming the sciatic nerve for my left leg. 

Hopefully with meds and physical therapy I can avoid any surgey.

As of today I do plan on being at Faire for the rest of the run.

Sean
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on September 10, 2008, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: majikboxman on September 10, 2008, 01:44:05 PM
Your Mom Eats Fest Boogies.
Hey!  She is seeing a specialist for that! 

:D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on September 10, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Consider this derailed


(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/derailed-train.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on September 12, 2008, 11:16:09 PM
Quote from: Rafe on September 10, 2008, 10:33:03 AM
Rather than derail another thread or create a new one I am going to post this here.

!!! CAUTION  !!!
Post contains serious/non-humorus content!!!

I went to a back specialist yesterday and found out was has been causing my lower back problems.  I have a herniated disk that is inflaming the sciatic nerve for my left leg. 

Hopefully with meds and physical therapy I can avoid any surgey.

As of today I do plan on being at Faire for the rest of the run.

Sean
Sorry to hear, wishing you the best!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Baron Doune on September 13, 2008, 04:00:01 PM
So I really need a good recipe for Tuna Hotdish.

And it's going to be a cold winter this year.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Ferret on September 13, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
http://www.bigoven.com/110069-Marys-Tuna-Hot-Dish-recipe.html

Look this one over Baron. I liked it because it skips the peas.
Ferret
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Baron Doune on September 13, 2008, 05:30:56 PM
That you Lady Ferret.

Going to go with the potato chips instead of bread crumbs.

This hotdish is for when Esc comes up...going to do some kind of bar things too.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Ferret on September 13, 2008, 05:36:12 PM
You are welcome Baron.

Though I believe you have theferret and Ferret mixed up again.

I ain't no lady.
Ferret
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Kiss-me-Kate on September 14, 2008, 01:46:14 AM
Quote from: Baron Doune on September 13, 2008, 05:30:56 PM
That you Lady Ferret.

Going to go with the potato chips instead of bread crumbs.

This hotdish is for when Esc comes up...going to do some kind of bar things too.
Oh hell, ya.  Ya gotta do Special K bars.  renmail me for the official recipe.

Skip the lutefisk.  that stuff is just nasty.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Kiss-me-Kate on September 14, 2008, 02:11:09 AM
I know a secret and it is GREAT news if you know the person it is pertaining to.

(Oh, that felt much better.)

Sorry to double post.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Baron Doune on September 14, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
and thus spoke one of the ferrets...
QuoteThough I believe you have theferret and Ferret mixed up again.

I tend to do that...sorry.

theferret...sells soap?
Ferret... would be you?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Baron Doune on September 14, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
Kate!!!!

Send it to me or post in the cookbook thing in the mundanes.

With Esc staying with us I'm trying to give her a feel for MN.

Tabasco in a Tuna Hotdish....I don't thing so.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Ferret on September 14, 2008, 08:51:18 PM
Quote from: Baron Doune on September 14, 2008, 04:03:12 PM
and thus spoke one of the ferrets...
QuoteThough I believe you have theferret and Ferret mixed up again.

I tend to do that...sorry.

theferret...sells soap?
Ferret... would be you?

Yes I do believe theferret is a nice lady who sells the most magnificent soaps.
Ferret would be me. Ferret Farker, providing coffee canteens to pre gate opening breakfasts.
Ferret
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on September 15, 2008, 10:19:11 AM
Quote from: Baron Doune on September 14, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
Kate!!!!

Send it to me or post in the cookbook thing in the mundanes.

With Esc staying with us I'm trying to give her a feel for MN.

Tabasco in a Tuna Hotdish....I don't thing so.

A variety of "bars" to snack on. Maybe some Swedish potato sausage and lefsa from Ingebretson's on Lake street http://www.ingebretsens.com/
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Kiss-me-Kate on September 15, 2008, 09:11:50 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lefse
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on September 19, 2008, 10:13:05 AM
Warning!  Warning!
(http://www.nolancompany.com/Main/Pictures/Photos-for-web-091603/Lg-PD-1-derail-flag.jpg)

.... Nevermind . . too late.
(http://www.newsinferno.com/wp-includes/images/Train-Derail-3.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on September 19, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
That's not a pretty sight now is it??
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on October 03, 2008, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: majikboxman on October 02, 2008, 11:38:53 AM
Your mom has man hands.

And wears army boots?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Huzzah Wellmet on October 03, 2008, 08:36:13 AM
...... And chews Copenhagen.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 03, 2008, 11:55:51 AM
But doesn't spit.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: SleepyArcher on October 03, 2008, 08:23:45 PM
so she swallows?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on October 04, 2008, 10:10:40 PM
Hey DB when did you move to Texas?  ;)

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/Moonracer3/misc/100_0729.jpg)

And only in Kansas will you find bizzare cattle...

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/Moonracer3/misc/100_0708.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on October 05, 2008, 12:13:51 PM
bizzare cattle? LOL!


Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Phelyp, Lord Maydestone on October 05, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
Lord have mercy!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on October 20, 2008, 10:03:55 PM
(http://ca.geocities.com/vampyre-nosferatu@rogers.com/eabah/obsession/potc/ragetti.jpg)

I'd give it back but it appears that Ragetti has it. ;)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 22, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
Nuh uh, his was made of wood.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on October 23, 2008, 08:27:53 AM
Did someone say wood?

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_23c5cd0b3c0c4ca9ad56d55dafb3cf7f.jpg)

Photo stolen from Bacardi
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Muffin on October 23, 2008, 09:13:35 AM
Sitara is Soooooooooooooo pretty!!!!!!  :-*
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on October 24, 2008, 11:00:14 PM
Ok so i'm not into politics too much but thought these were worth a giggle, enjoy.

Gargoyles LOL (http://www.designtoscano.com/product/dragon+and+gargoyle/new+dragon+and+gargoyle/obama+dragon+and+mccain+gargoyle+election+year+campaign+collectible+sculpture+-+cl95533.do)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on October 25, 2008, 09:51:37 AM
 Just can't find the right fez? 
http://www.fez-o-rama.com/fez_buy.htm
They even do custom embroidered ones!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: majikboxman on October 29, 2008, 02:55:55 PM
(http://a264.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_4fca9b2a6b21f7f3ca0f9bca2b6e74e7.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on October 29, 2008, 04:39:53 PM
That brings up the question, what is the plural of penis?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 29, 2008, 05:10:51 PM
Duplicate Penises = Diphallia, penile duplication, diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia (warning. Link contains a picture. Not for the faint of heart). If you are easily offended, you do NOT want to go there.

Well you asked for it...................
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: DeadBishop on October 29, 2008, 07:37:29 PM
EWWWWEWWWWEWWWWWWWW!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on October 29, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/renren13_photo/funny%20pics/pants.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Goody on October 29, 2008, 09:43:39 PM
what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on October 29, 2008, 11:10:35 PM
Quote from: Goody on October 29, 2008, 09:43:39 PM
what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?

Why not both!?
LOL!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: CelticOne on October 29, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
Quote from: renren on October 29, 2008, 11:10:35 PM
Quote from: Goody on October 29, 2008, 09:43:39 PM
what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?

Why not both!?
LOL!

I was about to say that.  ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on October 30, 2008, 08:28:06 AM
Hey, I'm not the one who posted the picture of two women fighting with cured penile sabers.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Leyla on October 30, 2008, 09:09:58 AM
Quote from: MissBubu on October 30, 2008, 08:28:06 AM
Hey, I'm not the one who posted the picture of two women fighting with cured penile sabers.
Is THAT what those were???  ewwwww
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on October 30, 2008, 03:08:59 PM
Reminds me of a high school spanish class, we were discussing pets and at the time all we had was my brother's aquarium with a couple of african underwater frogs. The teacher asked if they had names, and cajoled me into revealing to the class that he called them "Dill" and "Doh". She was really embarrassed, and part the class was really confused.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 30, 2008, 03:16:37 PM
Remember, we are professional derail-rangers, don't try this at home. I missed the one about the Frogs, I gotta say, that was almost a spit take right there. But I just swallowed my drink before I finished the line. WHEW
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on October 31, 2008, 08:43:09 AM
I thought it was "we're foolish, risk-taking amateurs, don't try this at home..."  ::)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 31, 2008, 09:54:38 AM
That'll work.   

Oh oh, and Miss Bubu, I changed your story a little and turned it into a joke. Hope you don't mind. But hey, if you ever get it emailed to you some day. You'll know who, what, when, where and how it came to be. This was my final draft.

A high school spanish class, was discussing pets and at the time a girl, who's older sisters aquarium had a couple of African underwater frogs. The teacher asked if they had names, and cajoled her into revealing to the class that she called them "Dill" and "Doh". The teacher learned, some questions are better left unasked, and over half the class was really confused.



Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on October 31, 2008, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: groomporter on October 31, 2008, 08:43:09 AM
I thought it was "we're foolish, risk-taking amateurs, don't try this at home..."  ::)

I thought it was "hold my beer and watch this..."
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on October 31, 2008, 02:54:03 PM
Quote from: Lord Figaro on October 31, 2008, 09:54:38 AM
That'll work.   

Oh oh, and Miss Bubu, I changed your story a little and turned it into a joke. Hope you don't mind. But hey, if you ever get it emailed to you some day. You'll know who, what, when, where and how it came to be. This was my final draft.

A high school spanish class, was discussing pets and at the time a girl, who's older sisters aquarium had a couple of African underwater frogs. The teacher asked if they had names, and cajoled her into revealing to the class that she called them "Dill" and "Doh". The teacher learned, some questions are better left unasked, and over half the class was really confused.

Yay! I'll be famous someday!  ;D
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on October 31, 2008, 03:24:52 PM
It's already gotten good reviews too.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: MissBubu on November 14, 2008, 09:05:15 AM
Did you know that OSHA requires portable toilets used on construction sites in wintertime to have heated seats?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on November 15, 2008, 03:18:52 AM
That just makes to much sense. But I could see some people going in just to sit on them to get a little warmth.

Where's Bob?
Oh he's out back hugging the porta-poty again.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on December 18, 2008, 07:18:37 AM
(http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=e8607eeafafa038d8ac0d1b0eb205593&url=http%3A%2F%2Flolthulhu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F10%2Fcleveland-necronomicon.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on December 18, 2008, 11:26:58 AM
As long as it doesn't bite you when you open it.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on December 19, 2008, 06:55:35 PM
Yes we did, not much though and it's all gone now. But the mountains in the area are snow capped and it looks pretty darn cool. Worst winter store the area has had in 4 years. And we had to be here to see it. Oh what fun.

Back yard, when I woke up.

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/Picture001.jpg)

Front yard, later in the day.

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/Picture002.jpg)

Taken 2 days prior to the big snow.  This is bull mountain, from our front yard looking down the street.

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/Picture051.jpg)

Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on December 22, 2008, 03:58:53 PM
Yes, but there in the bottom picture IS a snow capped mountain.......so there. What you can't see in the one with the snow on the houses is the hualapai mountains way out in the back ground. http://www.kingman-in-arizona.com/Hualapai%20Mtns%20Harrison%20FS%2021Feb08%20725x.jpg
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: renren on December 30, 2008, 10:33:56 PM
And now, back to our regularly scheduled.. unregular-ness!
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/renren13_photo/funny%20pics/bluebirdofhappiness.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on July 23, 2009, 02:26:56 PM
(http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/06/thailand-car-crash-thumb.jpg)

CRASSSHHHHH!!!!

...can anyone tell that I'm bored!?
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Sitara on July 23, 2009, 02:32:00 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b398/ollie32/Chicken.gif)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Charlie on July 23, 2009, 03:49:10 PM
Scarby!

oh hell I'm in the wrong place again.
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Lord Figaro on November 20, 2009, 10:59:29 AM
Go down the road then take a left and follow that for 4 more miles..........
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Random Girl on November 30, 2009, 10:39:37 PM
I would like to note for the record

YOU GUYS ARE BORING IN THE OFF SEASON!!!

(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/funny-pictures-taco-cat-is-a-palindrome.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on March 16, 2010, 08:05:04 AM
(http://puntabulous.com/wp-content/lolvader.jpg)
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: groomporter on April 03, 2010, 04:38:22 PM
DB wears rufflebutts!
Title: Re: MNRF derail it thread
Post by: Will Gamwell on August 03, 2010, 11:27:47 AM
(http://lh3.google.com/lisa.onizuka/Rx_1WKy7_jI/AAAAAAAAO7Y/ASp_STSxMuU/arrr.jpg)