Retirement planning...
• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
• With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
• With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $44.00 left.
• If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan
Hmmm .... I say I am worth a whole bunch right now ... thanks for giving my life new meaning!
But I only drink beer from bottles...
I knew there was a way!!!! ;D
Thats Awesome! Thanks Peddlin!
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You are all very welcome, and Noble Dreg, you might want to reconsider the bottles.
Michigan has a .10 cent deposit so I'd end up with $100 but that's still more than anything else listed!!
Yes, and obviously, you are very resourceful. We are so proud! ;)
ummm...ok ???