Aye, it be true, as noted on the ScreamS web-site, they are now offering weddings!
As a minister, registered with the Universal Life Church, I have filed my credentials with the ScreamS office to perform weddings as Captain Cuthbert "Cut-throat" Marooney.
Who'll be the first? I can hardly wait!
"Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today afore this sorry assemblage o' lubbers to shackle these two ship-mates together, FOREVER!"
Cool sign me up to do the zombie wedding arc. What would that be ??? Port your thigh bone cross thigh bone, three groones for the bride and groom.
Speak now, or forever hold your peace. *Or we'll do it for you!* BOWHAHAHAHAHA!
Off with yee head! I'm ok.....really. ;D
"Till death do you part?... which will probably be sooner than later.."