Saw this on MSN. Too funny. ***********************************************
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - There's a bra bandit on the loose in southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff's Office was searching for an individual they say stole 160 bras valued at nearly $6,000 on Thursday from a Victoria Secret store, the latest in a string of bra burglaries in the area.
Since February, authorities say 452 bras valued at nearly $19,000 have been stolen from two of the chain's southwest Florida locations. Six different bra thefts at the stores have been reported during that time.
Investigators said a female customer walked into the store Thursday and immediately went to a four-drawer cabinet with new bras of the PINK brand name. The store manager told deputies the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.
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Holy bra-zen act of criminal mischief Batman!
Headline: Fla women left hanging while search for lingerie thief continues!
This just in...Police Chief vows "We'll catch the scum, cross my heart".
If holding up a bank is a "stick-up" would robbing a lingerie store be a "push-up"?
I'll quit now, I promise.
:D No please continue.... they were funny ;D.
apparently someone was doing some early christmas shopping or they really need some underwire
Trust me, the thieves will be 'bust-ed'.
Sorry, I've 'milked' this for long enough.
Ta ta for now...
I'm sure they thought catching them would be a snap.
Instead, they are probably in their cups, wishing they'd never heard of this case.
Trying to separate all the boring work, but just sagging with exhaustion. Not the best time to be writing, by any stretch...
Capt. Marga
Quote from: Noble Dreg on October 07, 2008, 10:22:55 PM
Trust me, the thieves will be 'bust-ed'.
Sorry, I've 'milked' this for long enough.
Ta ta for now...
ROFL! ;D
Glad to see you are keeping 'a breast' of the situation Lady Amy.
This just in
Victoria's secret stolen.
Thief caught in a boobie trap
Caught with support of local crime watch
Goes by the moniker Fredrick of Hollywood
After the thief is caught, will they put her in a support group?
....that's really stretching it!
Probably name the group, Boobies for Baddies. :D
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 08, 2008, 08:55:02 AM
This just in
Victoria's secret stolen.
Impossible... I AM VICTORIA'S SECRET.
Rofl purple you are so wrong
LOL- This thread can really " uplift" your mood !
Yes, this topic can certainly LIFTS AND SEPERATES you from your bad feelings.
Honest, Cross My Heart.
((Recently another case where they busted a crime ring was doing this and then reselling them on ebay. In New York I think was where it was at)).
I don't know how victoria can have a secret, her clothes sure don't hide much. ;D
Maybe she's a virgin.