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Title: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Edward de Johns on December 05, 2008, 12:00:20 PM
     Best wishesfor an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your particular choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice thier own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our great society, without regard to race, creed, color, religion or sexual orientation.

     (Discalimer: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawl.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)


NĂ¡ merye i turuhalmeri! ('may the christmas days be joyful'. )


Sir Edward
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Muffin on December 05, 2008, 12:09:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sounds about right!!!  :D
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: lilaney on December 05, 2008, 03:51:07 PM
It's.. its like a Hallmark card   :)

When you simply do not know just the right thing to say.

Thank you!
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Marietta Graziella on December 05, 2008, 11:39:14 PM
Merrilly Happy Chrismakwanzikah!   ;D
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: BLAKDUKE on December 06, 2008, 07:30:19 AM
BAH   HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on December 06, 2008, 08:13:08 AM
& a Mele Kalikimaka to you, too!
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Celtic Lady on December 06, 2008, 02:01:12 PM
I'm not of the politically correct persuasion when it comes to the holiday season. So on that note Merry Christmas to you.
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Tammy on December 11, 2008, 12:47:16 AM
Happy Yule or Happy Winter Solstice to ya!!!
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Martin Montgomery on December 11, 2008, 06:53:44 AM
 There is a song by The Therapy Sisters called "Happy Whatever Your Having!" (Politicly Incorrect,but Funny)
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Peddlin on December 11, 2008, 07:04:35 AM
Well said. Merry Everything to you all!    :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Lord Figaro on December 11, 2008, 06:18:50 PM
Have a happy (insert whatever your having here)
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Anna Iram on December 12, 2008, 11:54:51 AM
Quote from: Martin Montgomery on December 11, 2008, 06:53:44 AM
There is a song by The Therapy Sisters called "Happy Whatever Your Having!" (Politicly Incorrect,but Funny)

This made me laugh. Makes me wonder at all the possibilities. Perhaps:

Merry Disfunctional Family Gathering to You...

Or:

Happy Holiday Meltdown.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Tipsy Gypsy on December 12, 2008, 12:28:50 PM
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Title: Re: Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct
Post by: Demetrius on December 12, 2008, 02:15:17 PM
Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
Warum hast du etwas gegen mich?
Nicht wahr?    ;D
Title: As the holidays approach...
Post by: The Amadan on December 13, 2008, 08:54:56 AM
Holiday Wishes!

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, as well as other fourth quater celebrations, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...

... as well as a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, (not to imply that we are necessarily greater than any other country or is the we are the only country in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Cheers!
Title: Re: As the holidays approach...
Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 13, 2008, 05:59:35 PM
Same to you... (if that's acceptable to you, of course!!!)