Okay you are doing a little smuggling or perhaps dumping a corpse in the briny deep when an official of the crown or other member of the authority catches you in the act. Said official appears to be welcome to a bribe. As luck would have it you only have your standard garb and kit. What do you offer them for a bribe?
Information
true or not! :)
His life ! You did say an offical, right?
Give him what he wants to turn the other way. Then steal it back when he turns his back on yee.
You have a couple of choices :
1. offer him false information
2. offer him his life
3. offer him a share of the treasure you have discovered wheter it be true or not
4. Jump him, grab his sword, and try to make a run for it
Or perhaps the body/ corpse you dumped was one of a nobleman. You confiscated a ring he was wearing before you disposed of him. You are now wearing it, and you show it to the official. It has some crest on it, which the official recognises and he lets you go.
And what if he has a whole bunch of no-necked thugs/ guards/ knight with him?
Very simple, my captian and the rest of the crew are all lovely lasses, like myself. We use our wiles and charms to render the guards insensible and then our men on our brother ship, the Devil's Chariot, will dispatch them right quick...lol
Quote from: Obadiah Jib on December 17, 2008, 10:44:58 PM
And what if he has a whole bunch of no-necked thugs/ guards/ knight with him?
Well being the captain of ' the Lusty Lady " I would call for our secret plan. That being : my lovely female crew members strip down to their low cut chemises and show off their bossoms while the strong able bodied men on my crew sneak up behind and overtake the thugs.
The map I carry of Captain Kidd's buried treasure, (false map). Then when he moves close enough ta get a look see it, the small flintlock hidden up me sleeve pressed to his temple, (no pirate worth his salt ever goes about unarmed).
After having him slowly drop his weapons in ta the drink, and orderin' his lads ta do the same. We backs toward his horse I climbs in ta the saddle, then pays him the bit 'o lead I owes him before gallopin' off.
No official is goin' ta honor any bribe ye offers him anyway. Them buggers will just take the bribe, then arrest ye, or bloody kill ye on the spot anyways. Ye're best bet be ta at least attempt an escape as best ye can.
Being a woman, I would grab him by the lapels of his frock coat, gently draw him to me, remove his hat and toss it to the side. Sensuously lick my lips and whisper, 'Now we can do this the hard way or the fun way.....' :-*
Why send in an entire crew when a party of two will do?
Quote from: Welsh Wench on December 22, 2008, 05:24:56 PM
Being a woman, I would grab him by the lapels of his frock coat, gently draw him to me, remove his hat and toss it to the side. Sensuously lick my lips and whisper, 'Now we can do this the hard way or the fun way.....' :-*
Why send in an entire crew when a party of two will do?
Welsh wench you had the best idea yet ! :)
...as I open a bottle of Moet and Chandon.
Naw...I'd rather open my bodice instead. It will make it easier to punch later. ::)
But sometimes the soft touch of a velvet glove is better than a hit on the head with a hammer.
Besides, why not let HIM do the unlacing? Slowly.
I offer up his choice of any wench in my company.