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Title: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 09, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
http://www.whothetudorareyou.com/

It cast me as a nun.
like that would ever happen.  ::)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:04:31 PM
HA! Let's just say I don't have to get out of bed to go to work!   ;D

Very nicely put-together quiz, Dona! I love it.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Nicolette on January 09, 2009, 03:12:05 PM
I'm a Queen!  And I thought I was just a Lady!
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: CapnFayeCutler on January 09, 2009, 03:37:58 PM
A gentleman's wife, hmm? I guess it's good I found a gentleman then. ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: renren on January 09, 2009, 03:39:55 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:04:31 PM
HA! Let's just say I don't have to get out of bed to go to work!   ;D

Very nicely put-together quiz, Dona! I love it.

LOL!
We'll be working together then! :)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: BLAKDUKE on January 09, 2009, 03:41:09 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:04:31 PM
HA! Let's just say I don't have to get out of bed to go to work!   ;D

Very nicely put-together quiz, Dona! I love it.


Oh Boy  that is a road I am not going to go down.

PUULLLEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEE lips don't unpurse.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
Hey Renren--

What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?  ;D

Hi, Blakduke!  That's a road I'm not going to run down, either!  ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: biggerstaff on January 09, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
Bishop? Bishop?

bloody hell
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: BLAKDUKE on January 09, 2009, 03:59:49 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
Hey Renren--

What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?  ;D

Hi, Blakduke!  That's a road I'm not going to run down, either!  ;)

"What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?"

Above all do NOT wipe the smile off of my uuuhhh   I mean his face.

Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 09, 2009, 04:15:09 PM
Wow I made all the way up to Beggar.  ::)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: firefairy on January 09, 2009, 04:20:03 PM
I am a merchant's wife.
well that put me in my place   :'(
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Scribe_Wear on January 09, 2009, 04:27:19 PM
I am a merchant
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: chainshot on January 09, 2009, 04:35:37 PM
Interesting, I ranked a Bishop.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Blue66669 on January 09, 2009, 04:47:06 PM
*crawls under the covers with Wenchie*

Scoot over lady! Any more Ette's in "the biz"?
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia on January 09, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
A Lady in Waiting...
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: anne of oaktower on January 09, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
Looks like we're going to need another bed, ladies...I'll be joining you, as well  ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: renren on January 09, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
Quote from: BLAKDUKE on January 09, 2009, 03:59:49 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
Hey Renren--

What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?  ;D

Hi, Blakduke!  That's a road I'm not going to run down, either!  ;)

"What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?"

Above all do NOT wipe the smile off of my uuuhhh   I mean his face.


Of course not, we have to proud of our work now!


Whoa.. we have quite a workforce, don't we? LOLOL!
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on January 09, 2009, 06:16:10 PM
If I work in a bordello, I guess I'll learn a lot about wenchmouth.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Noble Dreg on January 09, 2009, 06:17:56 PM
Seems I'm a Bishop, well at least I'm not a dead one! 
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on January 09, 2009, 06:26:04 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
Hey Renren--

What do we do if someone has a heart attack in a bordello?  ;D

Bury me with my boots on?  ;) :D

Me, a BISHOP?  :o
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 06:50:11 PM
Yeah...as if we could get them back on, bordello fellow!

The R/F House of Ill Repute.  :D
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Celtic Lady on January 09, 2009, 07:04:55 PM
I'm a merchant's wife.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Athena on January 09, 2009, 07:06:36 PM
I'm a.....Queen. A Queen?!?!  Does this mean I get to quit my day job?   :)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on January 09, 2009, 07:07:40 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on January 09, 2009, 06:50:11 PM
Yeah...as if we could get them back on, bordello fellow!

The R/F House of Ill Repute.  :D

Staffed in part by the Bawd-Ettes
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Molden on January 09, 2009, 07:09:37 PM
I'm a peasant...you're all dirt poor and getting poorer. If you're lucky you might have a place to live.

You should probably be grateful that at the age of 46 death has probably taken you by now.

Geee, I feel LOTS better now!  :(
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on January 09, 2009, 07:55:43 PM
Quote from: Molden on January 09, 2009, 07:09:37 PM
I'm a peasant...you're all dirt poor and getting poorer. If you're lucky you might have a place to live.

You should probably be grateful that at the age of 46 death has probably taken you by now.

Geee, I feel LOTS better now!  :(

I'm the peasant's wife & yeah, I'm dead, too.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Woodsman on January 09, 2009, 08:16:30 PM
I'm a Gentleman with a fine house and servant's. And I'm very much dead.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Nicolette on January 09, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
Quote from: Athena on January 09, 2009, 07:06:36 PM
I'm a.....Queen. A Queen?!?!  Does this mean I get to quit my day job?   :)

You and I can queen it up together, Athena! 
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Athena on January 09, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
As long as we don't lose our heads.  ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: brier patch charlie on January 10, 2009, 04:45:33 AM
Yes I'am a man of G_D I am an ABBOT. You all may kiss my ring!  ;D
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Nicolette on January 10, 2009, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: Athena on January 09, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
As long as we don't lose our heads.  ;)

Not likely.  We have very good heads...um...er...something like that! ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Amyj on January 10, 2009, 08:20:11 AM
A peasant farmer???  Dag.  Although, I have to admit, some days at work sure feel that way!
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 10, 2009, 09:02:03 AM
I am a lady in waiting, Toki is a peasant,

HUM Seems he is inapproriate for my station, but I love him just the same
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Bugsy on January 10, 2009, 09:38:10 AM
We're going to have to start sharing beds.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Anna Iram on January 10, 2009, 10:32:25 AM
I am a Lady in Waiting.

Congratulations! This isn't as bad as it sounds. You're not neccessarily a servant. Some Queens employ their friends in this position and it was quite a prestigious life. Anne Boleyn herself was a Lady in wating, so if employed by the right person you can look at it as a possible stepping stone to greater things, and to be honest finding the right husband is your only real change of moving up in social status. and with a relatively pampered life you have on average 30 years in which to do this.


Works for me! Pretty clothes, courtly love and dancing!! I admit it I'm shallow.  :)




Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: white trillium on January 10, 2009, 12:48:21 PM
A nun?  Ok, I guess I can live with that....
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Tammy on January 10, 2009, 07:27:02 PM
I'm a servant, and I've only got 11 years left to live...
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: NorthBayDreamer on January 11, 2009, 10:26:31 AM
I be just a lowly servant.

Hmmmm
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady_Glorianna on January 11, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
I got a queen too. Ron would have gotten a kick out of that. You see, my dad has always said that I was his princess, so I would always say I was I princess, my dad told me so. Besides, Ron really loved me, took care of me so...
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Macintyre on January 11, 2009, 06:47:17 PM
it put me down as a merchant.  not at the bottom of the totem pole but at the top of the commoners
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: jinx on January 11, 2009, 06:59:00 PM
Looks like I'll be joining the "ladies" at the RF House of Ill Repute.  O.O
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Al-Nimer on January 11, 2009, 08:40:37 PM
I must have chosen the wrong field of profession.  I'm just a lowly peasant, who is most likely already dead  :o
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Sonata on January 11, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
Looks like I'm a merchant's wife!  Pfft, I'd rather have a rogue - maybe all you Under Cover ladies can keep my merchant busy while I'm busy finding one :P

Sonata Evensong, the merchant's wife. You'll have to get used to being known and ranked by your husband's position. There weren't many options for the women outside marriage. Fortunately, you haven't done too badly. You may be a commoner, but you're one of the highest ranking ones. And if your husband is any good at his job you will be able to buy into the gentry - Lady Sonata Evensong sounds a bit more elegant, doesn't it? You'll have to hurry up though, at 33 years old you have about 15 years to claw your way out of the middle classes.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Ilia the Stupefying on January 11, 2009, 10:38:27 PM
Mark me down as a monk... a dead monk :P
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Amy of York on January 12, 2009, 01:00:08 AM
ROFL !  Looks like i will be joining  Welsh Wench, Renee, RenRen, Blue, Anne  at  the  house of ill repute !  Wow, i am honored  to be in such great company ! :) So when do we  hang the  red lights outside  the door  ladies  and  who shall be  the Madame?
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Var Greyshadow on January 12, 2009, 07:06:46 AM
I got peasant too.  (I always knew engineers were under appreciated.)  However, if I change my aspiration and become more greedy, I move up to merchant's wife.  Guess I would rather own the ships than help them get built.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: renren on January 12, 2009, 09:05:39 AM
Quote from: Lady Amy of York on January 12, 2009, 01:00:08 AM
ROFL !  Looks like i will be joining  Welsh Wench, Renee, RenRen, Blue, Anne  at  the  house of ill repute !  Wow, i am honored  to be in such great company ! :) So when do we  hang the  red lights outside  the door  ladies  and  who shall be  the Madame?


ROTF!
Sounds like you volunteered, Maddame Amy! ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Blue66669 on January 12, 2009, 09:26:07 AM
*flips a lightswitch*

Ladies, my lights have been on for YEARS! LOLOLOLOL!

Moet and Chandon anyone? I figure, if we're gonna do it, better do it well.

*raises her hand for Madame-ship (Blue will get you more money!!!)*
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Welsh Wench on January 12, 2009, 09:27:49 AM
And will we have a health and dental plan?  ???

How about profit sharing and stock in the um...corporation?


A clothes allowance would be nice....
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Blue66669 on January 12, 2009, 09:33:02 AM
Monthly checkups, dentist on-site. No profit sharing, but your take home is more, so you can invest it in a nice IRA or something. We will also have the "retirement" facility, for those of us that can't perfom anymore. You know, IF that ever happens.

Oh, and there is a clothier on-site as well. All garments are custom made and fitted to you, a la "Moulin Rouge" style.

Dat's right, we're big pimpin...
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: renren on January 12, 2009, 09:35:51 AM
All Hail Madame Blue! :D
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: ADraeger on January 12, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
Where be the house of ill repute?  According to the quiz, I am employed there. hahaha ;)
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: jinx on January 12, 2009, 06:26:17 PM
I must say, I'm rather pleased to be working with all of you.  XD

....Do we have an advertising budget? 


Now that I think of it, though, that's probably the same thing as a clothing allowance. 
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Dayna on January 12, 2009, 06:35:10 PM
A Nun?!?!  Better to say a Very Wealthy Lady who chose to enter the convent to get away from it all.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Luciana on January 12, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
I am a nun? Wow ... that is career I never considered.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: anne of oaktower on January 12, 2009, 09:51:32 PM
Quote from: renren on January 12, 2009, 09:35:51 AM
All Hail Madame Blue! :D

Agreed!   :D
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Lady Amy of York on January 13, 2009, 12:20:38 AM
Quote from: luciana on January 12, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
I am a nun? Wow ... that is career I never considered.

ROFL--choke.... I guess the  covent  must have  been getting desperate...or else  they don't  know  you well enough   sis  !   My little  sister a nun... gasp....that will be  the  day !  ::) ;)
  LoL, what  a  family !  You are a  nun, and  I'm  employed at the house  of ill repute.   ;D
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Blue66669 on January 13, 2009, 08:14:01 AM
Well, ha! We don't need an advertising budget. When they want quality, they know where to come. Word of mouth and tiny cards with lipstick and and address on them should do the trick.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Luciana on January 13, 2009, 02:08:46 PM
Are you .... recruiting Madam Blue?
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Luciana on January 13, 2009, 02:10:09 PM
Quote from: Lady Amy of York on January 13, 2009, 12:20:38 AM
Quote from: luciana on January 12, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
I am a nun? Wow ... that is career I never considered.

ROFL--choke.... I guess the  covent  must have  been getting desperate...or else  they don't  know  you well enough   sis  !   My little  sister a nun... gasp....that will be  the  day !  ::) ;)
  LoL, what  a  family !  You are a  nun, and  I'm  employed at the house  of ill repute.   ;D


LOL .. somebody needs to pray for your imortal soul ...

But that will not be me, that's sure ... they will kick me out faster than they could let me in.
Title: Re: Who the Tudor are you?
Post by: Julianne on January 13, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
I am an "Actress"
Which according to this survey I don't exist (female) which probably means I'm more considered to be a prostitute and by my great age of 46 I should be dead of syphillis.

Yeehowdy!  What fun!