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Title: but if he's a ninja he woundn't have been caught on film.
Post by: renfairephotog on January 11, 2009, 02:35:00 PM
Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt
From Associated Press
January 11, 2009 3:00 PM EST

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Authorities say the first attempt was made at a bank on Dec. 29 and the second at a Walgreens on Tuesday. Authorities did not say how the man tried to steal the machines.
Title: Re: but if he's a ninja he woundn't have been caught on film.
Post by: Moldy Forest on January 11, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Because he has failed as a ninja this also solidifies the mathmatical equation that Pirates>Ninjas=Awesomness.
Title: Re: but if he's a ninja he woundn't have been caught on film.
Post by: Tipsy Gypsy on January 11, 2009, 05:52:03 PM
A Fark-worthy story if I ever read one!
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