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Title: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Obadiah Jib on January 25, 2009, 03:57:20 PM
So you are strolling the docks/ back alleys/ or local faire and you encounter what has got to be the worse excuse for a pirate.  This fellow doesn't look like he could hold his rum and a blade in the same week.  Share the encounter and give us all a laugh! ;D
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Morgan Dreadlocke on January 25, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That's an easy one. I seen this critter mosyin' through AZRF last year. E's a wearin' a sweatshirt, long baggy shorts, pair 'o flipflops, skullnbones doo rag and a tiny Jolly Roger wavin from E's back pocket. Addin' insult ta injury, E's also sportin' a tiny pair 'o fairy wings an chompin' on an ice cream cone as e passes by. I'm guessin' E was some sorta pollytician ::)
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Lady Amy of York on January 25, 2009, 10:26:00 PM
That  is  an easy one.   Captain Jack Sparrow. Please  don't get me  wrong, I loved all three  movies, and  I  love  Johnny Depp.  I have  nothing against Johnny Depp.He is  a great  actor. I    like  Captain Jack. Captain Jack  is  handsome in   a way, and has a way  with the ladies,and  has  his clever  momments  when he  is not drunk  as  a  skunk,but  as  a pirate,  let's  face  it, honestly, if he had been  areal pirate  instead of a made up disney  character  do  you  think  he  would  have  survived  for  long among his  fellow  pirates ?
   
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Lady Amy of York on January 25, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Quote from: Morgan Dreadlocke on January 25, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That's an easy one. I seen this critter mosyin' through AZRF last year. E's a wearin' a sweatshirt, long baggy shorts, pair 'o flipflops, skullnbones doo rag and a tiny Jolly Roger wavin from E's back pocket. Addin' insult ta injury, E's also sportin' a tiny pair 'o fairy wings an chompin' on an ice cream cone as e passes by. I'm guessin' E was some sorta pollytician ::)

ROFL  !  Someone  needs  to make  that scurvy  dog  walk  the  plank .
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Tipsy Gypsy on January 26, 2009, 05:22:11 AM
My next door neighbor. Wal-Mart costume with a cheap woman's wig (couldn't decide if it was a cheap wig, or from a cheap woman :)). Bleah.
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: lilaney on January 26, 2009, 09:51:09 AM
I'z am Pirate!!

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Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on January 26, 2009, 12:40:37 PM
There's this really obnoxious guy who stands on the bridge railing before opening gate at MNRF...  ;) :D

Just kidding, mate!
Title: Re: Describe the worst pirate ye have seen...
Post by: Obadiah Jib on January 26, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
Whot!