This game might seem confusing at first, but is pretty simple once you get the hang of it.
Someone starts off with a bet of something and the next person has to say "I see your..." and then rephases the previous bet and then raise with a bet that is some how tied into the rephased bet. It can be an abstract connection or straight forward, but it needs to have some kind of link. And the things being offered as bets don't have to objects. They can be people, places, cultures, ideas, etc.
Examples:
I bet a horse.
I see your overly-large, four-legged animal and raise you an Irish Wolfhound.
I see your reference to the Irish and raise you drinking.
I see your booze and raise you Bud Light.
I see your waste of money and raise you knick-knacks.
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The first real bet:
I bet a candle.
Quote from: Dance_Dance on February 09, 2009, 12:57:13 AM
This game might seem confusing at first, but is pretty simple once you get the hang of it.
Someone starts off with a bet of something and the next person has to say "I see your..." and then rephases the previous bet and then raise with a bet that is some how tied into the rephased bet. It can be an abstract connection or straight forward, but it needs to have some kind of link. And the things being offered as bets don't have to objects. They can be people, places, cultures, ideas, etc.
Examples:
I bet a horse.
I see your overly-large, four-legged animal and raise you an Irish Wolfhound.
I see your reference to the Irish and raise you drinking.
I see your booze and raise you Bud Light.
I see your waste of money and raise you knick-knacks.
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The first real bet:
I bet a candle.
I see your flickering, flaming object and raise you a fire-eater!
"I see your flickering, flaming object and raise you a fire-eater!"
Man, this is a tough one . . .
I see your consumption of something that can warm your insides and raise you whiskey.
I see your ingredient in a curative hot-toddy and raise you a cold. Achoo!
I see your germ-laden offering and raise you a computer virus.
I see your stricken computer and raise you a new hard drive!
I'll see your electronic memory container and raise you the Library of Congress.
I see your large amount of information and raise you the internet.
I see your collection of tubes containing interesting things and raise you a chemistry set.
I see your vast array of colorful liquids and odd-shaped glass containers and raise you a liquor store ;)
I see your location of refreshing liquids and raise you - a Bathtub!
I'll see your bucket of dirty water and raise you a tropical waterfall.
I'll see your lush, tropical paradise and raise you a parking lot.
(Sorry...couldn't resist :D)
*Anne wanders off singing, "Oooo La la la la pave paradise to put in a parking lot"*
I see your acres of warped and twisted metal and raise you Metallica.
I see your pop metal band and raise you a Twisted Sister...
BTW, Anne, that was awesome!
I see your reconstitued , raised from the dead bird of prey and give you a Firey Phoenix.
I'll see your flaming creature and raise you RuPaul!
QuoteI see your pop metal band and raise you a Twisted Sister...
BTW, Anne, that was awesome!
Thanks ;D
I see your flamboyant cross dresser and raise you a drama queen!
I see your insecure woman and raise you a bully.
I'll see your weak ego-ed aggressor and raise you Growing Up Successful.
I'll see your junior achiever and raise you Continuing Education...
I'll see your belated betterment and raise you a fat inheritence.
I see your overblown ill-gotten, non worked for pile of money and raise you an IRS agent.
I see your bloodsucking agent of evil and I raise you Count Dracula.
I see your Scion of the Undead and raise you Zombies Attack!!!
I'll see your undead re-animated stinking corpses with a plan to eat my face off and raise you a Charcharodon Carcharias.
I'll see your surfer snacker and raise you a tidal wave
I'll see your unstopable force and raise you an immovable object.
I see your rock and raise you a hard place.
I'll see your difficult decision and raise you the Question of the Meaning of Life.
I'll see your philosophical conundrum and raise you my fifth grade math test.
I see your failure as a pop quiz prodigy and raise you Monty Python's Bridge of Death.
I see your yawning chasm of comedy and raise you The Three Stooges!
I see your Curley and raise you a Shuffle!
I see your tiny dispenser of digital entertainment and raise you an automat
Dayna
I'll see your fully automatic pre-fab food dispensing paradise and raise you my copy of Twilight.
I'll see your battered tear-soaked pop vampire teenie bopper soap opera drivvle and raise you Farnham's Freehold.
I'll see your nuclear weapon driven, post apocalyptic CRAP and raise you the entire Twilight SERIES!
I see your teeny-bopper white-fanged fairy tale and raise you 'The Twilight ZONE' (doo-doo-doo-doo)!
I'll see your black and white tribute to the unknown and raise you The Outer Limits.
I see your far reaches to our precieved knowledge and raise you the edge of the known universe.
I'll see your edge of expansion and raise you a time machine.
I see your chrono-illogical contraption and raise you a Frank Capra movie.
I'll see your master of emotionals and raise you Ron Popeil.
I'll see your "Set it, and forget it" and I'll raise you a fluffy chunk of a fox's head.
*I have one in my purse right now*
I'll see your Peta bait and raise you a black synthetic elephant that sqeaks.
I'll see your rabid hunk of canine skull and raise you a bear claw with almonds
I see your cloying lump of nutty pastry and raise you Anna Nicole.
I'll see your gold-digging full-figured Monroe impersonator and raise you The Donald.
I'll see your duck and raise you a golden goose
I'll see your sparkling water fowl and raise you a pair of foul smelling sneakers.
I'll smell your Kobe Bryant attire and raise you the Boston Celtics.
I'll see your dribbling idots and raise you a dribble glass.
I'll see your spit cup (negative) and raise you a Magnum of champagne (positive).
I'll see your out sized, over priced container of bubbly and raise you a nice hot bubble bath.
I'll see you sitting in soapy tub...................and, raise you....think basketball!!
I'll see your slightly lascivious reference to games involving bouncing balls, and raise you Fantasy Football!
I'll see your over paid pig chasing teams and raise you a squad of cheerleaders.
I'll see your troop of women with fierce dedication and killer ammunition and raise you women in the Military.
I'll see your butch chicks and raise you Women in Ren Garb.
(I personally adore women in the military, my comment is just for this game)
I'll see your fluffed, stuffed and tightly laced ladies and raise you the Bondage Ball 2009...
I'll see your funky leather and sweaty latex and raise you a warm spring day with cool breezes.
I see your vernal afternoon calm and raise you an early summer lightning storm!
I see your nature's electrical discharge during the June solstice and raise you a Texas Gulf hurricane.
I'll see your homewrecker and raise you Angelina Jolie.
I see your tattooed foreign child purchaser and raise you Mother Theresa.
I'll see your withered old humanitarian and raise you Norman Rockwell.
I see your great American magazine illustrator of the American way of life and raise you Leonardo deVinci.
I'll see your flying machine foreseer and raise you Jules Verne.
I see your rocket writer and raise you Ray Bradbury.
I'll see your textual illustrator and raise you Iron Maiden (the band).
I'll see your heavy metal and raise you a tank!
I'll see your vessel of munitions and courage and raise you a submarine.
I see your useless place for a screen door and raise you Rani Zemirah
I'll see your sensual thinker and raise you a fire circle with a labyrinth around it.
I see your samhain ritualized conflagration and raise you God's apocalypic wrath!
I see your massive floods, earthquakes and what not and raise you all of I Thessalonians.
I'll see your religious chapter version 2.0 and raise you Netflix.
I'll see your mail-order talkies on disc and raise you Compton's Pictured Encyclopedea, 1963 edition.
I'll see your thousand pounds of outdated info and raise you a Terrabyte of data.
I see your cybernetic scramble of unassembled information and raise you the human brain.
I'll see your nearly unused 8 pounds of soft tissue and raise you the human apathy.
I see your laziness of earth's carbon-based higher animal life forms and raise you the dim bulb roach.
I see your Periplaneta americana and raise you a deep-fried Twinkie
I'll see your deep-fried Twinkie and eat it!
Oh...ummmm...I mean...
I'll see your fat-bathed food-wannabe and raise you a dozen hot wings
I'll see your hot sauce slathered chicken chunks and raise you Mai fun noodles and sushi.
I'll see your crazy asian noodles and silly rolls wrapped in seaweed and raise you CHICKEN CURRY!
I'll see your spicy yardbird and raise you Colonel Sanders.
I see your antebellum patriarchal figurehead and raise you Scarlett O'Hara
I'll see your crimson-named female and give you Lady In Red
I see your woman in a color and raise you Clark Gable!
I'll see your embalmed husk of former glory and raise you Courtney Love.
I see your over-played, drugged-out popular out-of-tune crooner with a band name that refers to a female orifice from the 1990s and raise you Christina Aguilara.
I see your well promoted bleach blond arm candy and raise you Jayne Mansfeild.
I see your bubble-topped, sometimes-top-down-(in-more-ways-than-one-tragically)-but-quite-brainy bleach-blondie from the 1950s and raise you Raquel Welch.
I'll see your fur clad pin up from the 60's italian beauty and give you sexy italian heels!
I'll see (and toss) you your painful overpriced bits of leather and wood and raise you a Moresca Bodice!
I'll see your twin-lifting man magnet and raise you a regimental kilt!!!
I'll see your wooly man-skirt with a surprise underneath and I'll raise you a Pendragon Anne Boleyn gown.
I'll see your expensive but enchanting bit's of frippery loosely based on a dead Queen and I'll raise you Victoria's Secret lingerie.
I'll see your frilly, frothy bits of man bait and raise you Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
I'll see your over rated "Sport" magazine and raise you a Renaissance Magazine.
I'll See your #66 edition of a Magazine promoting my home faire and raise you 10 yards of Emerald green Cotton Velvet.
I'll see you unfolded velvet great kilt and raise you a blue ribbon.
I'll see your proudly hung first prize banner and raise you...
...mirrored shoes!!!
(I would have left it as it was, but this is not John's Inn, and I would sooo get in trouble...!!!) :o
I see your reflective foot-coverings used for naughty purposes and raise you Dorothy's emerald slippers.
I'll see your podiatric reality anchors and raise you George R. R. Martin's Game of Thrones.
I'll see your purveyor of fantastic pseudo-history couched in vaguely familiar seeming territory and raise you Robert Jordan's epic Wheel of Time series.
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on February 11, 2009, 11:46:09 PM
I'll see your proudly hung first prize banner and raise you...
...mirrored shoes!!!
(I would have left it as it was, but this is not John's Inn, and I would sooo get in trouble...!!!) :o
Which is exactly why I couldn't come up with a decent answer!
(Sooooo...what was your original answer? Renmail me ;))
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on February 12, 2009, 07:57:37 AM
I'll see your purveyor of fantastic pseudo-history couched in vaguely familiar seeming territory and raise you Robert Jordan's epic Wheel of Time series.
I see your round-shaped time piece and raise you a sundial!
I see your shadow tracker and raise you Strider! (Aragorn)
I see your LOTR reluctant regal and raise you James VII of Scotland.
I see your effeminate, relatively ineffectual, yet necessary front man for the real power behind the throne and raise you Pawn to King Three...
I see your human chess match and raise you a jousting hamster
I see your tiny speck of a lance-carrying rodent with delusions of grandeur and raise you Don Quixote.
I'll see your delusions of chivalrous grandeur and raise you L. Ron Hubbard.
I'll see your purveyor of dubious wisdom and raise you Richard de Graeme.
I'll see your wandering monk-like RFer and raise you Queen Bonnie.
I'll see your our glorious Queen Of Everything (tough to beat that!) and raise you... Mother Nature!
I'll see your spiritual Deity and raise you Father Time
I'll see the man that screws me on a daily basis and raise you Erik the Green.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'll see you the man that holds Blue's big heart and raise you the big blue earth.
I'll see your earthly blues and raise you Muddy Waters!
I'll see your earth encrusted H2O and raise you The Dooby Brothers.
I see your gathering of musically inclined people and raise you a concert.
I'll see your huge crowd with musical accompaniment and raise you the audiobook I am listening to right now on my long drive home.
I see your recording of spoken word and raise you a radio televangelist.
I'll see your passionate man who captivates audiences and raise you a self-help speaker.
I see your oxymoron of a profession and raise you a crisis management expert!
I see your professional worry-wort and raise you a mother.
I'll see your underpaid, overworked, hassled, harassed and happy hug dispenser and raise you Reba MacIntyre.
(ooo, nice one, Rani!)
I see your country singer legden and raise you Garth Brooks.
I'll see your Chris Gaines cover persona and raise you Milli Vanilli.
I'll see your laughable lip sync star wanna be entertainers and raise you a pair of lushious lips.
I see your pouty pucker producers and raise you the Perfect Kiss.
I see your thing that makes women swoon and raise you a handsome rogue
I'll see your description of my ex boyfriend with my next ex...hehehe.
I'll see your future loss and raise you my current gain... :D
I'll see your sloppy seconds and raise you a Pirate
(gee... guess that came out wrong... ::) LOL)
I see your seagoing borrowing buccaneer and raise you the HMS LandShark.
I'll see your wandering retiree service center and raise you a Pizza Delivery Man.
I'll see your flattened vomit board and raise 6 bagels with cream cheese.
I'll see your cow fat and carbohydrate loaded breakfast items and raise you a healthy fruit smoothie!
I see your sweet, flavorful beverage and raise you a flask of Loki
I see your container full of the God of Mischief and raise you Dionysus, God of Wine, Merry Making and Ecstasy!
I see your protagonist from an Athenian play from Euripides and raise you Shakespeare's Hamlet.
I'll see your dusty old plagerism and raise you the Constitution of the United States.
I'll see your document stating the founders' vision of the Supreme Law of this great nation and raise you the Bill of Rights!
I see your first ten amendments and raise you absolutely perfect hair.
I see your ridiculously coifed helmet hair and raise you a bad hair day.
I'll see your wind-blown humitidy-ravaged rats nest and raise you a new set of garb.
I see your beautiful period correct clothing and raise you a crown.
I see your dreadlocks and raise you a sea of financial dread.
(what's with the traveling retiree center comment?! You're off my Scotch list for now, Grov! She is old, but the 'Shark is very much alive, dood!!!)
My bad, didn't see the new posts while I's typing.
I see your current state of our economy and raise you an economic stimulus.
I see your desperate, day late dog_and_pony show attempt to dig an entire nation out of severe depression and raise you one Roman Circus!
(no, don't look at that... look over here, instead!!!)
I'll see your tridents, lions and leather (oh my) and raise you an Egyptian Pharoah.
I see your set of old bones and raise you Blakduke's sense of humor
(That hair thing cracked me up!)
I see your sense of craziness and raise you a straight jacket!
I'll see your something cosy to wrap yourself up in and I'll give you the arms of someone special.
I'll see your provider of personal support and raise you the Wonder Bra.
I'll see your modern day corset (or is it a bodice...) and raise you a pajama gram...
I'll see your fluffy backdoor-flapping footed sleepwear (if I must..) and raise you A warm sunny day with cool breezes.
(As with most things MacLaren, you are the exception rather than the rule. Scotch ain't my choice but it's nice to be on the list.)
I'll see your balmy, zephyr kissed afternoon and raise you an evening of kissing in the moonlight...
I'll see your night time lovemaking and raise you a falling star.
<sorry it just hit me>
I'll see your cosmic trash burning into our atmosphere and raise you a non-cosmic full moon!
I'll see your bare bottomed blast and raise you a shocked nun.
I'll see your electrified sister and raise you Sister Golden Hair.
I see your "tried to make it, I don't mind sayin'" and raise "you can do magic..."
I see your hypnotizing spell caster and raise you a Witchy Woman.
I see your kick weed puller song and raise you an Eagle
I see your free flying symbol of strength and military might and raise you a Romulan Bird of Prey.
I see your sci-fi eventuality and raise you the U.S. Naval fleet
I see your nuclear powered protective prowlers of the deep and raise you The Hunt for Red October.
I see the belly flopping Dallas and raise you the Flying Dutchman
I see your sorrow shrouded, heartrending tale of love gained and lost and raise you Romeo and Juliet.
I'll see your West Side Story and raise you a shark!
I'll see your member of a gang of singing and dancing street toughs and raise you The Warriors.
I see your battle toughened group of men and raise you a rugby team!
I'll see your rough-house sport and raise you a co-ed college dorm.
I'll see your poorly cleaned and maintained den of exploration and experimentation and raise you the CDC.
I'll see your vaccine injecting, research testing, virus storehouse and raise you The Love Bug.
I see your movie series and raise you a "Book Of Love"
I see your Peter Gabriel hit song from the album Shall We Dance and raise you Dance With Me.
I'll see your cheesy 80's dance movie and raise you the movie, Grease.
I'll see your dancing dudes and "dumb blondes" and see you a Pink Lady.
I'll see your suburban chipmunk slave to relationships and raise you Sinead O'Connor.
I'll see your bald is beautiful poster child and raise you a cue ball.
I see your smooth spherical object and raise you a squid's eye.
I'll see your gelatinuos mass of salty goo and raise you an ounce of caviar..
I"ll see your fish flavored Rice Crispy's and raise you a Pizza.
I'll see your hot and fresh Italian arriving at your door and I'll raise you a Merry Maid.
I see your Italian flatbread and raise you an American cheeseburger.
<crud, somebody beat me to it>
Ha! That somebody would be me! :)
I'll see your Burger King and raise you King Henry the ATE! ;D
I'll see your perpetually hungry wife swapping Patriarch of protestantism and raise you Abraham.
I'll see your ancient Republican, issuer of the Emancipation Proclamation, and trampler of states rights and raise you The War of Northern Aggression.
I'll see your 19th Century break-down in political negotiations and I'll raise you the U.S. Congress.
I see your political mindlessness of a government and raise you the Titanic
I'll see your sunken graveyard and raise you the USS Oklahoma.
I'll see your scrapped and sunken sister to Nevada and raise you The Alamo.
I'll see your John Wayne and raise you Clint Eastwood.
I'll see your Pale Rider and raise you Lady Godiva!
I'll see your bint riding nude upon a beast and raise you any porn movie, so I've heard.
(pretty loose usage of an extremely derogatory term for a female on a female dominated forum!!!)
I'll see your trash in a film can and raise you The Libertine.
I'll see your recent flick on debauchery in period wear and raise you Lady Chatterley's Lover.
(My apology to Lady Godiva on calling her a bint. I was thinknig of lines from MPHG)
I see your underground treatise on immersion into sensuality and raise you Banned Book Week.
I see your ban on the First Amendment, and raise you Fahrenheit 451.
I see your description of government maddened by it's own power and raise you Nazi Germany.
I see your genocide and controlled people and raise you "Foundation".
I see your futuristic computer directed oppressive society and raise you George Orwell's 1984.
I must admit I haven't read that in years...but I raise you Animal Farm
<ah, yes, the big brother concept...now I remember>
I'll see your anthropomorphic version of the Bolshevik revolution and raise you the children's book Click, Clack, Moo.
I see your silly kiddy book and raise you "Click, Click, BOOM" by Saliva
I see your teenage angst driven pseudo-rap and raise you Machine Head.
I see your barely understandable headless machine and raise you Manowar
I'll see you the angry, defiant performers of Return Of The Warlord and raise you Easy Rider.
(yeah, I even know the words! LOL)
I'll see your freedom ride to N'awlins and raise you Mardi Gras.
I'll see your parade of excess and raise you the Rose Bowl Parade.
I'll see your cavalcade of murdered flora and raise you the various gardens of TRF.
I'll see your perfumed and flowered bowers and raise you the majestic branches of the fairy forest.
I'll see your destroyed beautiful greenery for wedding bliss arenas and raise you the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!
I'll see your orgiastic, senseless display of mindless flesh peddaling and raise you st Patricks day parade in BAHSTON.
I see your putrid green beer puking mobile vomitorium and raise you the blabbering Barbies of suburbia.
I'll see your materially contented housefraus and raise you the Stepford Wives.
(when did this thread become the "belittle the post before yours" thread? It's been evolving that way for a while now...)
I see your Stepford Wives and raise you a zillion zombies.
I see your brain noshing nightmares and raise you Thriller...
(LOL... sorry, but it's still one of the best Halloween videos ever!)
I see your MJ's Thriller and raise Poe's The Raven.
(We play nice now ;D)
I see your epic poem by the Master of Creepiness and raise you Vincent Price.
(playing nice is always preferable to playing the opposite...! :D )
The Price is right. I see it and raise my Tell Tale Heart. :D
(The wisdom of...let us say...a Goddess. ::))
I see your heart that beats in hiding and raise you the Rhythm of the Sacred Drum Circle!
(much more woman these days, and accessible as such... though no less forceful! :D)
I see the beating of the holy fire tom tom gathering and raise the Eagles circling over head.
I'll see your Native American symbol of the sacred connection to Great Spirit and raise you a Vision Quest.
I'll see your psychedelic metaphysical sojourn and raise you Timothy Leary's copy of the Tibetan Book of the Dead.
I see your treatise on 1000 years of intellectual and spiritual exploration and raise you The Tao of Pooh.
(nice new pic, btw... is that the Monk at the bar?!?)
I'll see your tome of isness and raise you a big silly grin.
I see your wide smile (hopefully means you've been reading a bit) and raise you the Uncarved Block.
I see your wooden cubical canvass and raise you smiles all around.
(Aye, I believe it is he at the bar...speaking of out of body experiences...I find pieces still about the neighborhood. :P)
I see your happy faces and raise you Have a Nice Day!
(those Molotov Mudslides can be real killers!!! ;D )
I'll see your pleasant day wish and raise you the Inevitability of Change.
I'll see your universe in motion and raise you Change Equals Stability.
I'll see your order of chaos and raise you predestiny.
I'll see your reliance on Fate and raise you Free Will.
I'll see your responsibility for thy own actions and raise you be true to thy own self.
I see your self honesty and raise you reckless disregard
I'll see your irresponsible behavior and raise you safe sex!
I'll see the only safe sex that is between committed adults, and raise you a bank vault
I'll see your financial safety zone and raise you Fort Knox.
I'll see your greatest guarded pot of gold and raise you the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks"
I'll see your difficult life lessons and raise you Life and Death.
Aye lass, I see your struggles of survival and raise you a great ascension to the Heavens to a very nice and hospitable place.
(being shot at, I understand the thoughts of thinking "this is it")
I see your belief in the hereafter and raise you What I'm Here After!!! :o
ROFLMAO!!!
I'll see your personal purpose for presence and raise you a hot bowl of soup.
I'll see your nourishing sore throat soother and raise you a little TLC...
I'll see your empathic curative and raise you a full nights sleep.
I'll see your restorative rest and raise you advice already given...
I'll see the good advice and raise you advice always ignored
I'll see your headstrong refusal to learn from the experiences of others and raise you a misspent youth.
I'll see your careless ways of the young and raise you "with age comes wisdom"
I'll see your misconception of old = wise and raise you the Darwin Awards.
I'll see your cleansing of the gene pool and raise you Jackass.
I'll see your running series of what not to do and raise you the new stimulus package.
I'll see your frustration with the state of the nation and raise you the American Revolution.
WOW!!
I see your military strategy and raise you a game of Battleship
I'll see your aquatic tin can and raise you a bottle of good loki.
I'll see your nectar of the gods and raise you a flask full of rum.
I'll see your sugar-born booze and raise you Zaubon's curry sausage.
I'll see your tasty dish to have with a good brew and raise you some chips and salsa.
I see your appetizer and raise you Sheppard's Pie and English toffee pudding
I'll see your tasty authentic fare and raise you a steamy pile of haggis.
I'll see your sheep intestines & raise you a set of bag pipes.
I'll see your set of caterwalling, ear wrenching, temple blowing, mindless sound tube contraption and raise you a harp.
I'll see your big framework of strings and raise you a pair of spoons.
I'll see your Clickity, clackity utensils & raise you Wind Chimes
I see your annoyingly chaotic pseudo-soothing sounds and raise you Gaelic Storm!
I'll see your rag dressed group of wind blown sound and raise you Stormy Knights
I'll see your stormy and raise you a dark.
I'll see your absence of light and raise you the Dead of Night.
I'll see your walking dead and raise you any DMV line.
(LOL... don't I know it!)
I'll see your line of endless frustration and raise you a traffic jam.
I see your endless traffic frustration and raise you Pearl Jam
I'll see your lyrics of pain and life passed by and raise you Billie Holiday.
I'll see your Lady who sang the Blues and raise you Old Blue Eyes.
I'll see your member of the Rat Pack and raise you life in the rat race! :P
I'll see your all too common path of life and raise you The Noble 8 Fold Path.
I'll see your right way to Nirvana and raise you the Three Jewels...
I'll see your Enlightenment and raise you Transcendentalism.
(Y'know...a person can gain a lot of knowledge Googling all the unfamiliar things that show up in this game ;D)
I'll see your philosophy based on spiritual and intuitive reasoning and raise you Universal Law.
I see your monolithic decree and raise you the Prime Directive
I'll see your oft ignored and easily subverted non-interference policy and raise you Primitive Tribal Isolationism.
I'll see your Amazonian avoidance of the "modern" world and raise you Shadowrun.
I see your futuristic cybernetic implanted mutants and raise you the Masquerade.
I 'll see your fabulous Costumes and raise you Mardi Gras
I'll see your fat Tuesday and raise you Halloween.
I'll see your sacred Samhain ritual and raise you the Fires of Beltane.
I'll see your title for a lost episode of Star Trek and raise you the Wrath of Kahn
OOOOOPPPPPPSSSSSS should have read the next page then I would not have answered the wrong one anyhow
I'll see you twisted tale of revenge in outer space and raise you SILVERADO.
I see your movie about a Chevy truck and raise you the Ford Galaxy 500
I'll see your smokin' hotrod from the past and I'll raise you a Delorean Time Machine.
I'll see your illicitly powdered HG Wells capsule and raise you 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
I'll see your crush depth level and raise you Heathers.
I'll see your tale of small town teenage socio-political subversion and raise you Pleasantville.
I'll see you're wholesome black and white sitcoms and raise you The Addams Family.
I'll see your serialized spooky themes and raise you The 13th Gate.
I'll see your devilish conspiracy theorys and raise you "From Hell"
I see the worst of Depp's films and raise you Blow
I'll see your history of drug running and raise you Snatch.
Quote from: Grov on February 18, 2009, 12:41:43 PM
I'll see your history of drug running and raise you Snatch.
* Will not respond with wench mouth!* :-X :-X
I'm not going there either. ::)
I see your slippery pseudonym, and raise you a slimy pseudopod!
I see your primitive life form and raise you the U.S Government.
<actually we'd be in better shape with an amoeba>
I'll see your seemingly magical money machine and raise you Aladdin's Lamp.
(it was just a reference to a movie about fight fixing and jewel theft gone darkly yet vaguely humorously wrong... ok, everybody out of the gutter!!! ::) LOL)
I see your wish granting item and raise you a monkey's fist.
I see your dessicated superstitious object cleverly represented in nautical knot work and raise you a Masthead knot...
(which I can tie in 24 seconds...)
I'll see your roped sailing pole and raise you a Maidenhead.
I'll see your scantily clad female miniature gaming models made of leaded metals and raise you any number of Chinese imports.
I see you reference to the Asian Continent and raise you New Zealand
I'll see your kiwi harboring no nuke land and raise you peace in the south seas.
I'll see your pacifist Pacific and raise you a sun drenched Papeete beach!
I'll see your Italian disco party beach and raise you the Amalfi Coast.
I'll see your modern Italian tourist destination and raise you the eruption of Mount Vesuvius!
I'll see your hot time in the ol' town tonight and raise you a cow!
I'll see your bovine arsonist and raise you a rack of BBQ beef ribs!
I'll see your lip licking beef shards and raise you a homemade peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream.
YUM!!! I'll see your mouth watering sweet Georgia confection and raise you a picnic in the park.
Why do I suddenly want Pecan pie?
I see your leisure on a blanket and raise you raising hell on rollerblades in said park
I'll see your wheeled feet on the greenery and raise you a Horse drawn carriage ride.
I'll see your guaranteed goodnight kiss and raise you a beignet breakfast on the balcony.
(sorry, it just seemed to call out for it...)
I'll raise you high blood sugar and dizzying heights and raise you the view from Eiffel Tower.
Sorry, that's I'll SEE you your high blood sugar and dizzying heights and raise you the view from the Eiffel Tower...
Tired.
CM
I'll see your vertigo induced typos and raise you the view of Earth from space.
I see your adoration of John Glenn's career choices and raise you your own tavern and inn.
I'll see Grov's baudy house (kidding) and raise you the Hotel Zsa Zsa in Dallas, TX.
I'll see your green acres Hungarian actress hotel, and raise you a Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas.
I'll see your imitation european luxery villa and I'll raise you The Palace of Versailles.
I'll see your oppulant french pleasure palace and raise you Schloss Neuschwanstein(mad Ludwigs Castle)
I'll see your collection of seemingly random letters and raise you the entire Scrabble game.
I see your game of silly words like "Qat" and raise you a nice game of Chess
I see your game of strategy and raise you a Rubik's Cube
I see your bit of frustration induced madness and raise you Mind Games.
I'll see your brain teasers and raise you a feather on a stick.
I'll see your kitty tickler and raise you a cat 'o nine tails.
I see your paraphenalia of pleasure and punishment and raise you, a Corset!
Dayna
I'll see your waist-narrower and raise you a straight jacket.
I'll see your instrument of personal restraint and raise you an Iron Maiden.
I'll see your English heavy metal band and raise you grape kool-aid, a card table, and a stack of paper cups.
I'll see your Merry Pranksters reference and raise you the National Rainbow Gathering.
I see your more-red-t-shirts-than-a-Target-convention and raise you the Wizard of Oz
I'll see your trip to the Emerald City and raise you the Emerald Isle.
I see your dream of green and raise you the White Cliffs of Dover.
I'll see your steep face of English chalk and raise your Prince Charles.
I'll see your "Man who would be King" and raise you "Captains Courageous ".
I'll see your courageous ones and raise you Captain Kangaroo.
I'll see your bowl-cut Roo wrangler and raise you Buckskin Bill.
I see your "Chickama Scouts!" and raise you an Eagle Scout!
I'll see your youthful education and responsibility and raise you Girl Scout cookies!
I'll see your freezer full of minty chocolate calories and raise you a Scharfenberger Nibby bar.
I'll see your chocolate bar and raise you a bottle of Godiva White Chocolate Liquour
I'll see your heavenly liquid and raise you a flask full of Disaronno.
I'll see your great ingredient for a Sour and raise you Lemon Drops.
I'll se your citric diabetic coma inducement and raise you a pancreatic convulsive attack.
I'll see your slick dance moves and I'll raise you Gene Kelly.
I'll see your singing and dancing stage and screen legend and raise you Brigadoon.
I'll see your musical stage play whose very name inspired a term used for overdone Highland dress and I''ll raise you British Parliament.
I'll see your assemblage of Lords and Commons and raise you Guillotine, the card game.
I see your card game and raise you mine, Texas Hold 'em!
I'll see your celebritized poser poker and raise you Battle of the Network Stars.
(You lose points for that last one Mac. I had said it was a card game, can't you at least google it for an idea?)
I see your game show of old tired nobodys and raise you Survivor
I'll see your month long obstacle course of average joes and raise you Double Dare.
I'll see your list of outdated outrageous challenges and raise you LINGO.
I'll see your word chain game and raise you Cool Hand Luke.
I'll see your iconic American blue eyed good/bad boy and raise you James Dean.
I'll see your tragic youth and raise you River Phoenix
I'll see your Hollywood reality and raise you Dr. Drew.
I'll see your rich and famous rehab rodeo and raise you Richard Pryor.
I'll see your comedic genius and raise you Eddie Murphy
I'll see your tranny cabbie and raise you Christophe the Insulter.
I'll see your Archb@stard and raise you the International Brotherhood of Old
Bastards, Inc.
I'll see your pile of skeptics and raise you Scientologists.
I'll see your late night after-con twisted conceptions and raise you a Filk Sing!
I'll see your underground sing along and raise you the "I'd like to buy, the world a Coke..." commercial.
I see your nostalgic catchy mini-song and raise you a Dr. Pepper!
I see your unoffical DR. and raise you a 7-UP.
I'll see your "Never had it, never will" and raise you The 40 Year Old Virgin.
I'll see your no sex policy and raise you Kundalini yoga.
I'll see your 3.5 coils of energy and raise you Jormungandr.
I'll see your World Serpent of Midgard and raise you the Elder Futhark.
I'll see your runic alphabet and raise you Aramaic.
I'll see your dead language and raise you the Dead Sea Scrolls.
I'll see your salty biblical parchments and raise you seaweed wrapped sushi.
I see your spicy tuna roll and see you a dragon roll
I'll see your spicy green fire breathing lizard and raise you The Dragon Riders of Pern.
I see your Dragon Riders of Pern and raise you the Genesis Device
I'll see your tubular planet creator and raise you Galactus.
I'll see your Cosmic Egg survivor and raise you the Big Bang!
I'll see your simultaneous biggest and smallest and raise you a giant midget. RARR!
I'll see your roller coaster loving, basketball playing homicidal monster and raise you Mini Me...
(snerk)
I see your 1/3rd doctor Evil and raise you news from your Rice Crispies
I'll see your three litle elves that offer me a (noisy) fortified breakfast and I raise you the Three Little Pigs and their fortified house of bricks.
I'll see your lupine-proof porcine adobe fortress and raise you Blarney Castle.
I'll see your source of the Gift of Gab and raise you Disney Castle.
I'll see your place where Cinderella slumbers and raise you Castle Greystoke.
I'll see your dreary castle inhabited by a humanoid raised by apes and raise you the Swiss Family Robinson.
I'll see your tree-house dwelling family of castaways and raise you Tom Hanks
I'll see your world renowned talent who had a working relationship with a soccer ball and raise you Pele.
I'll see your Latin sports legend with the same name as the Polynesian Fire Goddess and raise you Mount Kilauea.
I'll see your noxious gas venting, object that is constantly grumbling and threatening to blow it's top, and I'll raise you my ex-wife.
I'll see let you deal with your former other half but raise you the Western Hemisphere.
I see your amassed continents and bodies of water, and raise you a game of RISK!
I'll see your "my favorite board game" and I'll see you War Games starring Matthew Broderick.
I see your Tony award winner of Ladyhawke fame and raise you Michelle Pfeiffer.
I see your name with an uneccessary P and too many F's and raise you Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals.
I'll see your vast expanse of (and vastly overpriced at times) pharmacopia and raise you a bottle of Ibuprofen.
I'll see your better living through chemistry and raise you Viagra.
I'll see your...er..and raise you...er...
AHA!
I'll see your macho confidence-building medication and raise you a good pint!
I see your metric system and raise you the Dewey Decimal System!
I'll see your card catalog system and raise you the Libraries at Alexandria.
I'll see you ancient ediface of scrolls of higher learning from all of the master and philosophers of the bygone era and raise you the Smithonian Library.
I'll see your 5 days of educational entertainment and raise you Vocational College.
I'll see your program for those with direction and raise you Navigator School.
I see your school for the inability to get geographically lost and raise you National Geographic!
I'll see your magazine full of naked chicks and raise you Playboy.
I'll see your overairbrushed adult picture book and raise you an Olivia poster.
I'll see your "I only buy it for the articles" and i raise you the compulsive liar.
I'll see your fibber extraordinaire and raise you Politicians.
I'll see your wolves in sheep's clothing and raise you Aesop's Fables.
I'll see your moralistic parables and raise you the Gospels.
I'll see your church lessons in song and raise you The Sound of Music.
I'll see your lyrical tale of love, war and flight from tyranny and raise you The Great Escape.
I'll see your Steve McQueen motorcycle riding movie about POWs and raise you Hogan's Heros.
I see your Military Sitcom and Raise you Mchale's Navy
I see your funny boats and raise you the Devil Dolls Biker Club.
I'll see your chicks on bikes and raise you a water skiing squirrel.
I'll see your anthropomorphically gifted rodent and raise you Rat Fink.
I'll see your Hot Rod Character and raise you Mickey Mouse.
I see your sissified Disney Character, and raise you The Mighty War Rat of Bristol!!! (for those not in the know, a service chihuahua with her own coat of arms as given by Her Majesty at Bristol closing day 2007).
I'll see your noble beast of war and raise you Shadowfax!
I'll see your ultimate stoner mount and raise you a Lowrider.
I'll see your low slung sexy beast with the great roar and raise you a fire breathing Dragon...
I see your Butane-blowing lizard and raise you a hot air balloon!
I'll see your hot air filled gas-bag and I'll raise you a politician.
(sorry, I'm a bit perturbed at our government lately)
I'll see your self-serving, self perpetuating powermongers and raise you Dante's Inferno.
I'll see your Hot Time in the Ole Town Tonight and raise you Hot Mulled Cider.
I'll see your warm and spicy beverage and raise you a Cup O' Soup.
I'll see your cup of cold releaf and raise you a shot of Scotch Whisky.
I'll see your wee bit of the Scot that bit you and raise you a Highland Fling! ;D
I'll see your Gaelic war dance and raise you a Ceilidh.
I'll see your plaid prancing party get-together and raise you a Pipe and Drum band.
I see your Marching Band predessecor's and raise you the Rose Bowl Parade
I'll see your Mecca for great buds and raise you Amsterdam.
I'll see your "happy jar" outlet mall and raise you the manufacturer, the Rif Mountains of Morocco.
I'll see your land feature blocking Algeria's view of the Atlantic and raise you the tooth fairy (the real one).
I'll see your rather odd chick with too many teeth and raise you Miley Cyrus.
I see your Misty Dawn pop-star and raise you New Kids on the Block
I'll see your one of the original boy bands and raise you Los Lobos.
I'll see your performers of La Bamba and raise you Ritchie Valens.
I'll see your La Bamba Belcher and raise you Freddie Fender.
I'll see your Swamp Pop crooner, and raise you Alligators.
I'll see your scaley-skinned grinner and raise you a trial lawyer.
I'll see your soulless blood sucker and destroyer of civilization and raise you Dracula.
I'll see your very pale snazzy dresser and I'll raise you a red-headed Scot at a formal Rabbie Burns Supper.
I'll see your flaming, skirt sporting haggis nosher and raise you Beowulf.
I'll see you strong armed Grappler & raise you Captain Lou Albano.
I'll see your hair and beard tied back with a ruber band or a paper clip, fat load and a half and raise you John Cena
I'll see your protein pumped, fuel injected adrenaline machine and raise you that joker faced truck from Maximum Overdrive.
I see your nightmares of my childhood and raise you Lambchop
I see your adorabley naive and loveable sock puppet, and raise you Oscar The Grouch!!
I'll see my green, fuzzy, alter ego (waving a bone-shaped club) after an office burglary and raise you a Butterball turkey.
I see your gaily decorated and feastgoer surrounded symbol of a holiday and raise you the Festivus Pole.
I'll see your plain old aluminum pipe of Constanza fame and raise you Mjolnir.
I'll see you the legendary War Hammer of Thor and raise you Neptune's Trident.
I see your Godforce power able to move the very oceans and I give you Moses parting the Red Sea.
I'll see your great leader slow of speech and I'll raise you General Douglas MacArthur
I'll raise your pipe smoking four star general, and raise you Winston Churchill.
I'll see your humanization of a bulldog with great leadership abilities and raise you McGruff.
I'll see your crime-fighting canine and raise you Underdog
I see your line-stretching caped crusader and raise you Chicken Little
I'll see your doomsday cryer and raise you Al Gore.
I'll see your inventor of the inter net and raise you Bill Gates. ::)
I'll see your progenitor of operating systems and raise you a share of the Nobel Peace Prize.
I'll see your Swedish anti-war award and raise you the Swedish Bikini Team.
I see your fake blonde swedish bombshells and give you Ulla the swedish secretary from The Producers.
"Ulla [Sees Max and Leo and takes off dress] We make love?
Max Bialystock: No, we don't make love. Go to work.
[Ulla starts dancing to music on record player"
I'll see your song and dance scriber and see you Matthew Broderick.
I'll see your computer war gamer with a desire for a day off and raise you Shia Labouf.
I'll see your hole digging tomb raider and raise you Lara Croft.
I'll see your relic raiding computer game sexy symbol of empowerment and raise you Annie Lennox.
I'll see your short haired Scottish born rocker and raise you Sinéad O'Connor.
I'll see your sexy shorn scalp of Pope denial and raise you The Messenger.
I'll see your canonized zealot condemned as Satan's harlot and raise you Mother Babylon.
I'll see your literal or symbolical personification of excess and ruin and raise you chocolate-covered, sugar-coated chick-shaped marshmellows.
I'll see your choco-peeps cascading in reverse and raise you the Peep Strip show.
I see your mallows forced into a life of sex for money and raise you the Summer of Love.
I'll see your world changing, drug hazed, freedom seeking precursor to the sexual revolution and raise you The Beatles, White Album.
I see your "what... did they run out of ideas for an album cover"..and raise you Spinal Tap...Smell the Glove.
http://www.spinaltapfan.com/atozed/TAP00494.HTM
I'll see your faux rocker album and raise your volume to 11.
I'll see your loud sound setting and raise you a dimmer light switch.
I'll see your fading illumination and raise you a Key West Sunset Celebration.
I'll see your rod-and-cone-seering daily display and raise you a toasty, raging fireplace with popcorn and marshmellows.
I see your scenario of warmth and snuggliness and raise you a bottle of bubbly in the hot tub!
I'll see your romantic setting for the '70s and raise you a present-day bottle of Pepto-Bismol and a foot-bath.
I'll see your "ummm...not so sexy" and raise you astronaut diapers.
I'll see your old folks' wetness guards and raise you a banana hammock.
(first... eeeewwwww!!! LOL)
I'll see your cradle for the partial beginnings of humanity and raise you the Nile River Delta.
I'll see your v shaped home for wetness and life and raise you the Mississippi Delta.
I'll see your rolling black water and raise you a sibling of Doobie.
I'll see your 12th studio album of a great American band and raise you The Eagles.
I'll see your unhappy co-nesting and raise you Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.
I'll see your pop rock song and raise you any Spiro Gyra tune.
I'll see your CDC musak and raise you the mythical brown note.
(again... eeeewww!!!! interesting things on your mind lately... LOL)
I'll see your sludge inducing frequency that no human should ever have to experience and raise you pulling 3G's in an F-14 Tomcat.
I'll see your untrained inertia induced black out and raise you a bungee jump.
I'll see your temporary adrenaline junkie fix and raise you base jumping off the Empire State Building!
(what does it say about me that I would soooo love to do all three of these last? 8) )
I'll see your faux suicide and raise you Jack Kevorkian.
I'll see your chemical killer and raise you DC Comics Dr. Death.
I'll see your sometimes pint-sized purveyor of poisonous pollen precipitation and raise you Raz al Ghul.
I'll see your 600 year old Demon's Head erstwhile bio-killer and raise you the Walkin' Dude.
I'll see your default King villain and raise you the American Media.
I'll see your panic inducing sensationalist agenda and raise you War of the Worlds.
I'll see your alien invaders without immune systems and raise you the Illegal Immigrant Invasion.
I'll see your desperate journey in an attempt to provide a better life and raise you the Lost Boys of Sudan.
I'll see your story of lives effected by Civil war and raise you the Milagro Beanfield War.
I'll see your individual vs. the corporation and raise you John Henry.
I'll see your steel drivin' behemoth and raise you Paul Bunyan.
I'll see your logging legend of blue ox fame and raise you Pecos Pete.
I'll see your cyclone rider and raise you Storm Chasers.
I'll see your thrill seekers with neat toys and messy hair and raise you a meteorolgist.
I'll see you one of those boys from my neck of the woods and raise you an F5 tornado.
I'll see your top notch twister and raise you an F4 Phantom.
I'll see your forerunner to the Naval fighter jets of today and raise you the USS Nimitz Aircraft Carrier.
I'll see your floating purveyor of destruction and death and raise the Good Ship Lollipop.
I'll see your Shirley Temple kid's tune and raise you Metllica's 'Enter Sandman.'
I'll see your sleeping time rock anthem and raise you Peace through superior firepower.
I'll see your Cradle of Filth stage expose and raise you a hydrogen bomb.
I'll see your "explosive weapon of enormous destructive power caused by the fusion of the nuclei of various hydrogen isotopes in the formation of helium nuclei" and raise you the Big Bang.
*okay...I stole that discription from the net....*
I'll see your bad TV comedy and raise you 'House'.
I'll see your house in need of refurbishing and raise you Bob Vila.
I'll see your old host of "This Old House" and raise you "The Yankee Carpenter."
I'll see your very skilled manual artisan teaching fading skills and raise you public education systems.
I'll see your declined teach the test leave 'um all behind system and raise you Deductive Reasoning.
I'll see your conclusions based on empiric evidence and raise you Traditional Chinese Medicine.
I'll see your ancient asian sorcery and raise you lots of expired asians.
I see your subjunctive miscreant confused state of being and raise you acupuncture
I see your strategic needle placement and raise you a Swedish Massage
I'll see your Nordic hands on therapy treatment and raise you a well built Scandanavian blonde walking all over your back in bare feet.
I'll see your resulting major series of corrective orthopedic surgeries and raise you an aggressive, therapeutic exercise program.
I'll see your boot camp and raise you Seal Training.
I'll see your hardcore school for elite liquid military forces and raise you the Lakota Sun Dance.
I see your deeply meaningful ritualized movements, and raise you The Boogaloo
I'll see your dance featured on the hit teen TV series, "Hullaballoo" and raise (?) you "Solid Gold." (YECH)
I'll see your sexy 80's tv dance show and raise you The Gummi Bears series.
I'll see your multihued semi ursine shaped look-see and raise you a bag of M&M's.
I'll see that sweet and salty treat that melts in your mouth, not in your hand, and raise you... Saltwater Taffy.
(not to be confused with a certain Commodore, mind you!)
I see your State-Fair bought candies and raise you a Ferris Wheel!
I'll see your accident-waiting-to-happen and raise you the NYSE.
I'll see your imminent uncontrolled crash and raise you a drunk driver.
I'll see your drunk tank occupant and raise you the think tanker, Stephen Hawking.
I'll see your brilliant cripple and raise you Dr. Manhattan.
I'll see your scientist burdened with massive change by quantum physics and raise you Dr. Bruce Banner.
I see your huklie green man and raise you Gozila
I'll see your gigantic nuclear lizard and raise you The Professional (Leon).
I see your student/mentor relationship and raise you The Hustler.
I see your position on a cattle drive and raise you an English riding saddle.
I'll see your evening bum sores and raise you Vlad the Impaler's favorite pasttime.
I'll see your Noble-on-A-Stake and raise you a Scarby Turkey Leg!
I'll see your tasty messy sticky poultry and raise you Caribbean Jerk Hot Wings.
I'll see your flaming breath and raise you the Scoville Scale.
I'll see your hot pepper rating system and raise you the Richter Scale.
I'll see your high-falutin' seismic measuring machine and raise you the dial on a vibrating chair.
I'll see your electronic stimulus machine and raise you the human hand.
I'll see your human graboid that comes in pairs and raise you the chimpanzee.
I'll see you two hundred pounds of poo flinging assault machine and raise you Socialism in America.
I see your silly radio-talking-heads myth and raise you the tooth fairy
I'll see your shy winged night visitor and raise you the Gypsy Moth.
I'll see your Hummer style butterfly and raise you My Gypsy Road
I'll see your Cinderella song lyrics having nothing to do with Gypsies and raise you Baila Me by the Gipsy Kings.
I'll see your non-angles dance request and raise you Spring Forward. (time change)
I'll see your Daylight Savings Time legislation and raise you Leap Year.
I'll see your bummer day to have a birthday and raise you a Leap Second
I'll see your atomic fudging and raise you a Death by Chocolate fudge sundae.
I'll see your lunch of champions and raise you a peanut buster parfait
I'll see your tasty layered iconic DQ treat and raise you a Seven Layer Burrito.
I'll see your six hours on a treadmill and raise you the Boston Marathon.
I'll see your 26 miles of grueling self-torture and raise you swimming the English Channel.
I'll see your horizontal time drinking up leaked boat fuels and raise you a Tuesday night pub crawl.
I'll see your late for work hung-over Humpday and raise you Fat Tuesday.
I'll see your no-holds-barred, last-day-before-Lent, Mardi Gras celebration and raise you Carnival.
I'll see your Kathy Lee cruise line and raise you the Titanic.
(haven't we been here before? lol)
I'll see your watery grave and raise you Davy Jones' Locker.
I'll see your deep dark destination for wayward seafaring wanderers and raise you a Compass Rose.
I'll see your ancient directional indicator and raise you The Great Pyramid at Giza.
I'll see your great stone face without a nose andraise you Jimmie Durante.
I shall see your vaudeville comedic actor and raise to an Italian Renaissance Mask.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g249/LadyAnn269/Masks-1.jpg)
I'll see your prosthetic proboscis and raise you Nose Goblins.
I'll see (Actually No I dont want to see these) your over large nasal cavity collections & raise you a A Wedding Hanky.
I'll see your delicate bit of lawn and lace and raise you the bride's garter!
I'll see your patrician symbol of feminine conquest and raise you a burning brassiere.
I'll see your flaming double barrel sling shot and raise you a plastic surgeon.
I'll see your symbol of social insecurity and raise you eating disorders.
I see your psychological malfunction against nutrition from mother earth and raise you a German Chocolate Cake!
I'll see your Teutonic torte and raise you a savory sushi feast.
I'll see you FDA unhealthy feast and raise you Steak well done.
I'll see your shoe quality leather and raise you custom made RenBoots...
I'll see your toe prisons and raise you comfy sandals.
I'll see your hippie "let it all hang out" all year wear and raise you running barefoot in the woods...
I'll see your bruised and battered footpads and raise you lazily swinging in a hammock.
I'll see your summer afternoon nap for two and raise you a double sleeping bag in the tent.
I'll see your dutch oven in the wilds and raise you propane grills and assesories.
I'll see your gleaming stainless portable picnic dream kitchen and raise you some S'Mores.
I'll see your chocolatey, sticky, crunchy campfire confections and raise you Oreo Cookie Shakes.
I'll see your chilled creamy cookie confection and raise you Whipped Cream and Cherries.
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on March 11, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
I'll see your chilled creamy cookie confection and raise you Whipped Cream and Cherries.
I'll see your fun foreplay items and raise you Honey Dust.
I'll see your Best Stuff Ever!!! honey flavored dusting powder and raise you the Kama Sutra, itself!
I'll see your human entanglement and raise you a German pretzel, jawohl.
I'll see your ancient Indian text on human sexual behavior and raise you Reiki teachings.
I'll see your hot hand healing and raise you Sensual Massage.
I'll see your slippery slap and tickle and raise you The Big O by Lou Paget.
I'll see your title that matches one of my old nicknames and raise you Big O, the giant robot.
I'll see your anime mecha who's "Showtime" included Sudden Impact and Final Stage and raise you NASA's Near-Earth Asteroid (NEA) Tracking.
I'll see your tiny eye on the sky and raise you Odin's All-Seeing Eye.
I'll see your Norse tale of wisdom gained through sacrifice and raise you Nine Days on the World Tree.
I'll see your trial by stretching and exposure and raise you Stretch Armstrong.
I'll see your goo filled super-elastic superhero and raise you the Incredibles.
I'll see your digitalize, pixelated, computerized animated characters and raise you a 1930's Popeye cartoon.
I'll see your vegetarian, twistyfaced old blowhard seadog on celluloid and raise you Betty Boop.
I'll see your original animated independent woman and raise you Madonna.
I'll see your larger than life self-promotion guru and raise you Deepak Chopra.
I'll see your Eastern bag of trite and raise you the legit Mohandis Gandhi.
I'll see your king of the political sit-in and raise you Auto Unions.
I'll see your AFL-CIO sponsored organization for worker advocacy and raise you the Fair Trade Act.
I'll see your "wish it applied to politics" writ and raise you RESCU.
I'll see your organization to aid and advocate for Renaissance Faire Entertainers and raise you Rescue Me by Aretha Franklin.
(one of those "save me" songs that I detest ::) but it fits... LOL)
I'll see your soul sista tune and raise you Rescue me with Dennis Leary.
I'll see your post 9/11 dramatic comedy about NYC firefighters and raise you Search and Rescue dogs.
I'll see your rubble sniffing people finders and raise you Pawraiders of the Lost Bark.
I'll see your dubious title to a made up episode of a "Scoobie-Doo" cartoon and raise you "Ellery Queen," starring Jim Hutton.
I'll see your fondness for Queens and raise you the Krewe of Mutts Parade. http://www.caaws.org/
I'll see your awesomely flamboyant parade honoring Mans Best Friend and raise you the SPCA.
(CAAWS Mystic Krewe of Mutts - 2009 - Theme: Paw Raiders of the Lost Bark - amazing!!!)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/sanjati/MysticKreweOfMutts_02.jpg)
I'll see your pet protection program and raise you Bob Barker. (snip snip)
I'll see your advocate for pet population control and raise you Family Planning.
I'll see your human population control and I will raise you a well planned vacation! ;D
I'll see your impossible dream jaunt around and about and see you a relaxing day at the spa.
I'll see your day of facials, foot scrubs and mud packs, and raise you Lomi Lomi.
I'll see your Hawaiian deep-tissue rub down and raise you a Caterpillar steamroller.
I'll see your average size dirt compactor and raise you the Ultimate Earth Mover!!!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/26611563_25f6ca271a.jpg)
I'll see your oversized sex toy and raise you a martini.
I'll see your inverted cone full of booze and raise you a Snake Bite. (Half Guiness, half Cider)
I'll see your half-Irish brew mix and raise you a half-n-half, boyo.
I see your powdered non-dairy creamer and raise you a grande Tea Misto with two sugars.
I'll see your soothing afternoon fare and raise you an early-morning cup of boiling joe.
I'll see your "get's the heart started" container of caffine laden beverage and raise you a dozen plain dunkin donuts to go with it.
I'll see your sugar-rush-and-decline and raise you clinical depression.
I see your "This Ain't Just The Blues, It's The Pits" and raise you a selection of indigo melodies. Blue Suede Shoes, Blue Velvet, Bluer Than Blue and Devil With The Blue Dress On!
Dayna
I'll see your Blue Period and raise you Pablo Picasso.
I'll see your art as viewed through a broken kaleidoscope and raise you a Titian.
I'll see your hugomongus el giante and raise you Bigfoot.
I'll see your oft suspected but never proven phenom and raise you the bermuda triangle
I'll see your relatively small percussion instrument and raise you antique cymbals.
I'll see your crash, boom, bang, and raise you the 1812 Overture.
I'll see your excerpt from a Tschaikovsky masterpiece misapplied to an American Holiday and I'll raise you "The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" (which I cannot stand to hear after my older brother played it over and over on his new recordplayer one Xmas morning in the last century).
I'll see your dancing dessert dainties & raise you the Macarena.
I'll see your hips-swaying to a magical tune and raise you Charo
I'll see your kitchy kitchie-kitchie-koo girl and raise you Xavier Cugat.
I'll see your original Cuban mambo band leader and raise you Louie Armstrong.
I'll see your round cheeked, trumpet blowing legend and raise you The Legend of Bagger Vance
I'll see you the last movie Jack Lemmon ever made and raise you, "The Apartment."
I'll see your dark comedy about the perils of bed sheet bingo & raise you "Duplex"
I'll see your Ben Stiller flop and raise you Gigli.
I'll see your lesbian & novis extortionist, and raise you The Godfather.
I'll see your early vehicle showcasing the talents and range of Al Pacino and raise you Scent of a Woman.
I'll see your odiferous female stench and raise you a truck load of gagged maggots
I'll see your gathering of wiggly-worms and raise you a plate of crawdads.
I'll see your aquired taste and raise you the symphonies of Gustav Mahler.
I'll see your Viennese symphonists and raise you the Boston Pops.
I'll raise you some swinging string players and a fellow named Fiedler and raise you Happy New Year from Vienna.
I'll see your champagne-laced celebration and raise you a victory party for the Chicago Cub's 2009 World Series Championship!
I'll see your wishful fans and raise you the Jim Jones followers.
I'll see your kool-aid fairwellers and raise you government growing like a kudzu.
I'll see your sometimes very useful, but more often stranglingly invasive, yet sanctioned and encouraged official native growth replacement plan and raise you every Change of Administration's growing pains.
I'll see your effects of hope and change and raise you a tea party.
I'll see your years-in-the-making response to crippling Imperial taxation without representation and raise you the Declaration of Independence.
I'll see your historical document that includes interesting language and raise you a 16th Century Broadside.
I'll see your barrage of nine-pounders and grapeshot loaded culverin and raise you the Spanish Armada.
I'll see your ocean going booty-guards and raise you My Hands.
I'll see your Rocks... and raise you a Hard Place.
;D
I'll see your 1959 crash in Clear Lake, Iowa, and raise you a sailing trip from Clear Lake, Houston, Texas.
I'll see your once-lovely inlet still cluttered with Ike debris and raise you a tour at NASA.
I'll see your trip through Space Campland and raise you a summer in a Ringworld.
I'll see you an eternal nightmare at a discount jewelry and raise you a weekend at a Celtic festival.
(LOL!!! I know the Ringworld he meant!!!) But in that thread...
I'll see your aisles of batik dragons and silver "ooh, shiny" stuff and raise you a Scottish Clan Gathering.
I see your collection of Big Mac's, and raise you a 9 piece Chicken McNugget!
Dayna
I'll see your tender cardboard bits with BBQ sauce and raise you Hatch NM Green Chiles.
I'll see you hot, Spicy, Pointy Peppers & Raise you Mr P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHhaoIiOqcM
I'll see your Pcentric puppet pardner and raise you a Dyson Sphere.
(Not related in any way to the vaccum brand, Jack. Like Ringworld has nothing to do with jewelry. Google is your friend.)
I'll see your ultimate solar panel and raise you the novel Star Maker.
I'll see your new addition to my Must Read list and raise you The Highwayman by R.A. Salvatore.
I see your author of Star Wars novels and raise you the Coruscant Nights trilogy...
I'll see your three loosely associated post Jedi books and raise you The Cleric Quintet.
I'll see your fantastic five fold Cadderly's Chaotic Quest and raise you all eleven (eventually twelve) of the Wheel of Time series.
I'll see your overly popular never ending epic and raise you Piers Anthony's Xanth Series.
Oh, I shall see your set of ever increasingly pun-ishing humor (by author and fans alike) and raise you The Notebooks of Lazarus Long.
I see your epitome of Modern Science Fiction and raise you the epitome of Renaissance Science, the notebooks of Leonardo deVinci
Dayna
I'll see your historical font of varied and critical knowledge and creativity and raise you the complete opposite, our Public School System (In general that is. I'm sure all the Ren related teachers and such are exceptions and actually try to encourage mental growth rather than brainwashing.)
I'll see your institutionalized academy of mediocrity and conformity (and your highly creative and timely backpedaling... ;D ) and raise you Discworld's Unseen University.
I'll see your magical vortex/edifice of learning and silliness and raise you it's more known and less impressive relative, Hogwarts.
I'll see your magical repository of all recorded knowledge and raise you the Library of Congress.
I see your massive repository of the collected works of the USA and raise you the collected knowledge of the ages, the lost library of Alexandria.
Dayna
I'll see your missing African book repository and raise you a happy Egyptian who gets to keep his checked out papyrus scroll.
I'll see what sounds like something from a B-52 song and raise you the new digs at KB 64.
I'll see your fresh hunt for the everlasting royal ladies rooms and raise you a Crematorium.
I'll see your hot oven for humans and raise you a dirt-devil
If we're talking whirlywinds that clog contacts and carburetors, I'll see you that and raise you a microburst.
I'll see your destructive downward trending wind gust and raise you a Golden Hawk riding a rising thermal column.
I'll see your majestic bird gliding on hot air and raise you a 747 hitting turbulence at 30,000 ft.
I'll see your wild ride high in the sky and raise you "the Mile High Club". ;)
I'll see your "Only way to fly" and raise you a different kind of ride... on a Trebuchet!
(gigglesnerk)
I'll see your carbon-unit slingshot and raise you Guiseppe, the human cannonball.
I'll see your daredevil, adrenaline junkie who could never be claustrophobic and raise you PT Barnum.
I'll see your circus and sideshow purveyor, who thought that customers were suckers, and I'll raise you the Detroit Automaker Executives.
I'll see your "poor me" money hungry manufacturers of the downfall of the planet who argue that lower emissions and higher efficiency fuel use will bankrupt them... and raise you Global Warming.
I'll see your slowly melting ice and raise you a martini on the rocks.
I'll see your drink you frighten with the sight of a vermouth bottle and raise you the Balvenie!
I'll see your place where Queen Bonnie would reside if she didn't live in Glenlivet and raise you the Cruzan rum distillery on St Croix.
I'll see your drink for sailors and pirates and raise you the drink of Highlanders, MACALLAN 18!
I'll see your smooth single-malt Speyside that few get to savour and raise you a bottle of French Pineau des Charentes.
(and yes, you can google it..)
I'll see your famous French spirit and raise you Monsieur LeFleur.
http://www.hollowhill.com/new-orleans-ghosts/brennans-red-room1.htm
I will see your confused Nw Orleans wraith and raise you the Ghost Riders In The Sky.
I'll see your doomed cow punchers on glowing eyed nags and raise you the Sons of the Pioneers.
I'll see your cowboy crooning crew and raise you Primus.
I'll see your Cheesy Seas sailors and raise you the crew of the Bayou Scoundrel! ;D
I see your nefarious swamp dweller and raise you... Soloman Grundy!
I'll see your pants-less villain and raise you the entire Legion of Doom.
I'll see your 13 highly powerful beings united in a common goal and raise you a full coven Beltane Circle.
I'll see your pagans prancing 'round pentacles in the nuddy and raise you a the beaches on the French Riviera.
I'll raise your topless sunny sea shore and raise you the Aquitaine.
I'll see the Aquitaine, the great jewels of France and raise you the great Jewels of Feanor, the Silmarils.
I'll see your crystalline Elven concoctions and raise you The Holy Grail.
I'll see your oft quested after penultimate relic and raise you Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I'll see your tribute to the movie serials of the 1930's and 40's and raise you Tarzan the Apeman.
I'll see your Burroughs pulp fiction gone big screen and raise you Number of the Beast.
I'll see your code for Roman Emperor Nero and raise you a gladius.
I'll see your short stabbing pointy thing and raise you a TEMPLAR KNIGHT
I see your military-religious order accused of dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight and raise you a man who needed no sword to defeat evil....
Batman!
Dayna
I see your tall, dark handsome, cloaked figure in black and raise you a woman who needs no introduction... Wonder Woman!
I see your Star Spangled buxom amazon and raise you Green Lantern. (Love that color ;D)
I see you're beautious example of a male specimen out to save the world and raise you a rather fearsome group, the X-Men!
I see your diversified band of assorted heroic oddities, and raise you a Clark Kent!
I'll see your man with an alter ego and raise you the three faces of Eve.
I'll see your southern three-way split and raise you Sybil.
I'll see your TV movie starring Sally Field and raise you The Flying Nun.
I'll see your aerial Sister and raise you Krypto.
I'll see your stretch of asphalt sand that confuses seagulls and raise you an abandoned hotel.
I'll se your breeding ground for drug addicts and the homeless and raise you the streets of Manhattan.
I'll see your street where the Muppets made it big and raise you the doodle bugs
I'll see your self-propelled rail car from the early 20th Century and raise you a 2-8-0 Consolidation Steam Engine.
I'll see your collectible item with hard-to-find (stinky) steam pellets and raise you an RC Plane.
I 'll see your battery opereated flying vessel and raise you a kite.
I'll see you wind propelled instrument of capturing lightning and raise you... Ben Franklin!
I'll see your funny dressed little spectacle wearing man and raise you a...turkey.
I'll see your noble, might-have-been-our-national, bird and raise you a.....Kiwi!
I'll see your strange little hairy fruit and raise you Richard Simmons.
I'll see your hyper gay male exercise instructor in tights and raise you a ...stairmaster
I'll see your stairway from Hell and raise you Stairway to Heaven.
I'll see your overplayed Zeppelin tune and raise you the Hindenburg.
I see your tragic bag of exploding gas and raise you a tragic bag of hot air - Rush Limbaugh!
Dayna
I'll see your over-hyped conservative windbag and raise you another......Gingrich!
I'll see your mention of a political figure and raise you an admonishment about bring politics into somewhere fun.
I'll see your wanting to find a happy place and rasie you...a roller coaster!
I'll see your wild and crazy vertigo inducing machine and raise you a....bunjee jump!
I'll see your spine-cracking rubber band on steriods and raise you the Vomit Comet.
I'll see your vessel to make astronauts have techno colored spit and raise you....the planet Venus!
I'll see your veiled extraterrestrial neighbor and raise you the Sun.
Quote from: Richard de Graeme on May 22, 2009, 08:47:17 AM
I'll see your veiled extraterrestrial neighbor and raise you the Sun.
I see your giant ball of hot gas and raise you richard Cheney! (Or any politicl wind-bag of any denomination! ;D)
Hey, I can not spell D-I-C-K, it changes it to richard. ???
I'll see your character who can't control his shotgun and raise you Elmer Fudd.
I'll see your stuttering, slobbering fool and raise you George W Bush.
I'll see you a badly reading hot air filled man and raise you...a can of (bush) Beans!
I'll see your processed and pasteurized musical fruit and raise you all the pathetic tiny people who can't seem to leave politics out of this thread.
If your ears get a touch red or you feel indignant at my posting, then I'm probably talking about you.
I'll see your righteous (and probably deserved) obfustication, and raise you.....a long tall cold one!
I'll see your long tall cold one and raise you another round! ;D
I'll see your good cheer in a tankard and raise you an afternoon at Scarby's Cat and Fiddle Pub.
I'll see your feet-up-sit-down in an oft converted building and raise you some fun at the joust.
I'll see your enjoyer of dangerous activities preformed at high speeds and raise you an archer.
I'll see your shooter with the stead arm and raise you a professional photographer.
I'll see your person who makes a living taking pictures of bikini-clad women and I'll raise you my next job!
I see your appreciation of the human form and raise you a sculptor.
I'll see your Henry Moore and raise you a sharp object
I'll see your generic murder weapon and raise you a blunt instrument.
I'll see your Neanderthal's club and raise you a spiked mace...
I see your "dent" al weapon and raise you a dental dam
I see your mouth piece and raise you a district attorney.
I'll see your prosecuting persecutor and raise you the Spanish Inquisition.
I'll see your terse question-and-answer session and raise you a job interview at my employer's.
I'll see your career based grilling and raise you a crazy ex stalking your posts.
I'll see your Wicked witch of the East and raise you an Ale.
I'll see your malted barley drink and raise you a single-malt scotch!
(Glad to see the revival of this thread!)
I'll see your dignified adult indulgence and raise you a Highland Fling!
I'll see your Scottish Victory Dance and raise you The Safety Dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
I see your popculture reference to a days long past and raise you Back to the Future III!
(hehehe, can't believe this thread is still going! ;D This is awesome!)
I'll see your cinematic tributes to the McFly family and raise you a fully
restored Lotus.
I'll see your second-rate 007 transport and raise you a first-rate Astin-Martin.
I'll see your combination of "power, beauty and soul" and raise you Tina Turner.
I'll see your roller on the river and raise you the Memphis Queen.
I'll see your humongous swamp trekker and raise you a pen of hungry gators