CAPTAIN I FOUND SOMETHING! ;D
http://trekmovie.com/2009/03/04/trek-spring-collection-preview-first-look-at-genki-star-trek-fragrances/ (http://trekmovie.com/2009/03/04/trek-spring-collection-preview-first-look-at-genki-star-trek-fragrances/)
So, would wearing the Red Shirt cologne kill your social life? ;D
Let me answer that for you...yes. :D
Scrolling down through the comments in the link someone suggests waiting for the Horta #5. :D Love that.
"Pon Farr", the scent perfect for the average nerd who gets "beamed up" once every seven years... ;D
Probably smells like model glue and a new pocket protector!
Hey now, don't discount the odor of model glue. Some of that stuff is so intoxicating that it's unsafe to use indoors.