alright the name of this game is called keep it going
example.
Far far away....
there was once a bunch of happy People...
that owned a bicycle farm......
they grew rice and Honey too.....
alright now you get the hint lets begin
Long Long ago in a land far away....
there lived a man called "Noobler"
who liked to show his booblers...
to passing lasses who had ....
over the shoulder boulder holders...
filled with candy and
...bluebirds.
........who sang oh so sweetly....
...that they attracted a swarm of honeybees...
that stung her on her knees....
...when she cried out....
The knight came running up.........
"Dear Lass, " he said....
You have swollen up as large as a
Kneeby Knob, as Zilch would say...
Her tears stopped as she looked at the knight
and said, 'Ooooh! Shiny! I can see myself in your armour!'
...since this wasn't the reaction he expected, he said.....
Maybe, my lady, I should strip down to my...
...well worn...
but not torn...
bra and panties. He then...
put on his stilletto heels..
that had leather straps all the way up to his........
thighs and began to sing the timewarp song when...
from out behind a bush jumped...
the rock lobster and wiggled with...
a bowl of melted garlic butter in one claw.........
and a cigar in the other.
The lass gasped in awe!
At the knight, that is.
the lobster spun in funny weaving....
..a tapestry of lies that only a stone crab would believe.
.....all this amazed the watching walrus.........
who lost a tooth while....
...playing Mozart on his viola..
and balancing upon...
The shoulders of a Zebra..
...named Zelda...
who once worked as a ...
... road tester for crotch rockets....
(http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/06/zebra%20lion.jpeg)
I love visuals, don't you?
whose top speeds were
...faster than it took a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle.
Something my dad used to say.
Speaking of pickles, one time....
...a bunch of drunken knights...
wearing wearing nothing but chainmail...
Sang a fun yet very controversial song by the musician formally known as...
Prince. After they finished....
bathing in the purple rain....
....they played a pick-up game of basketball...
...and found out white knights can't jump but the black knight...
was kin to Michael Jordan.....
All hot,stinky and sweaty, they all decided to...
head to the pub for a pint or 3..
...of ale followed by drunken horse riding...
Scotsmen who weren't wearing....
...out their welcome.
with little blue ribbons they found in...
...a fabric store that had a 40% off coupon and an additional 10% off if you opened a credit card account with them.
The Scotsmen, exchanging loving looks at each others...
and decided to lift their kilts to show thier
Blue ..
...ribbons for Best In Show...
After taking their spiffy new blue ribbons the Scotsman decided that they wanted to...
...play traditional Scottish games like...
"Hide the Sausage" and "Who's goat is that"...
But were soon distracted by the sheep that...
... discovered how to work a long knife.
And I'd get an ingredients list on that haggis before I ate it.
Are we really starting *another* thread who's only point is to perpetuate itself?
*sigh*
Yeah.
Sad, isn't it? :(
...because it's not too often they serve haggis to people who...
know what really goes...
with innards, however if served with...
friends it really does....
...remind one of a trip to Dairy Queen to pick up...
a dilly bar...but sadly...
The friends were so busy talking they missed the turn and ended up in....
Kentucky Fried Chicken...
and tried to order...
a Whopper, with a side of...
Fried Okra. But instead got a full order of...
french fries and dill pickles....
... so they decided to take bets......
on who could stuff the most french fries...
in their ears, but one of them was confused and stuffed them in his...
eyes which hurt like the dickens so he cried tears of pain......
........they all decided that was the end of that meal and left to look for a park........
that was not six inches deep in a slurry of mud...
but instead was 6 feet deep in sheep...
..wool because it was shearing season.
After picking all the little fuzzies out of thier beards they started to swing on...
tarzan vines that had many
.......small birds flying in their way, so they.........
started to do the can can dance.
This really made them feel all...
hamster like and in severe need of...
......some pepto-bismol for their upset tummies......
instead they found these little blue pills that made....
grow very, very large and before they knew it they....
were round as blueberries and rolling down a hill
.......but then they awaoke and realized that they had dreamed the whole thing.......
But had a HUGE craving for some Chocolate made...
with the Kings roasted nuts, so they...
...Hopped on their pink...
Vespes and rode off headed to...
Never Never land, leaving a trail of...
of gumdrop buttons and......
...and hand granades while singing...
.......why are there so many soooooongs about rainbows........
...when arson fires are so much prettier!! Then, all of a sudden...
right before their very eyes did appear...
a magical lava lamp filled with...
.......a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.........
sorry, I couldn't help myself
...and alittle ole driver that actually wasn't lively and quick at all! He was really quite....
deathly looking with hollow...
cheeks and flamming...
.....blue eyes.......
I am William...
...and if you let me out of this lava lamp, I will grant you three...
..........visits to the Riviera spa of your choice........
But first you must play the popular TV game show...
with Howie Mandell where these hot chicks hold.....
...jars of pickles that they sometimes...
...pull out of suitcases in order to make...
......tartar sauce for their fried catfish........
Sauted in...
...hot bacon grease after soaking in...
...chocolate milk for three days.
But, I digress, so...
I think we should all clim into my...
..magical mystery machinea nd go for a ride...
to the wilder side...
where velveeta is used for...
...a rash ointment and lollipops are inserted into...
...........a paper bag which is lost in a gust of wind......
tumbled along with the poor little squirrel inside...
causing said bushy-tailed tree rats to...
Attack anyone wearing...
their ren garb inside out just because...
they want differents nuts to...
............to put in their brownies than they had before.......
....they broke out in spots on their...
...noses. Before long, squirrel fur covered the lollipops, which had to be discarded and...
...replaced with chocolate covered....
.........strawberries which sounded like an occasion for champagne, so they went looking......
A couple of wenchs with HUGE...
....hands hoping they would....
...hold and pour from a magnum of French bubbly into...
...their newly purchased pink purses they bought at...
the Salvation Army thrift store
The lass and the knight who had been canoodling all this time, stumbled upon....
...an old, ugly bridge troll, who...
who was craving large amounts of small...
...barbequed griffins, but was willing to settle for...
...camel patties that the knight so happened to have stashed in...
.....the back of the camel driver's tent............
Wretching at the stench of the barbequing camel patties, the lass exclaimed to the troll, "...
"Please please dear troll...I will let you fondle my....
...mother's fine brocade work on my dress, if you will stomp out that fire." "Wait! I thought I would have that pleasure, being an afficionado of fine brocade," said the knight, who then...
Proceded to sing the song...
...Who wears short shorts...
...followed by, "Tats Amore".
...............whereupon the Italians came at him en masse and ran him out of town on a rail......
then tied him to the tree by the straps of his high heeled shoes for all to...
...wonder- why not decorate the rest of the tree like...
... a maypole with lots of ribbons and things..........
Na-a-a-aH! Instead, let's get some peanut butter and a torch so that we....
make toasted pb&Js and maybe smores and oh its always good to have.......
............some bratwurst to throw on the grill.......
after we light it using...
waterproof matches..
............because someone left the camping box in the rain again.......
...which reminds me of that time back in '76 when we...
turned our Ford Pinto into a time machine with a donut dispenser for the...
....police who never bothered to show up..........
but instead caused a HUGE...
hamster to appear- wearing a Viking helmet. Suddenly it picked up a bus and...
ate it thinking it looked like a giant...
...twinkie filled with...
.........chocolate filling as opposed to the usual white unidentifiable filling.......
which sometimes resembles....
...epoxy. But I digress, so here we go off to the....
assembly plant where we see these
.........rows and rows of waffle cones coming off the conveyor belt.......
while the ones that did not get a chocolate coating...
................got a pink candy coating and were sent.......
to Cupid via...
a five year journey on the starship Enterprise, in search of...
strange new Whirls and new cement mixers.
Yes, space cement mixers to help with the new...
(I love this thread...)
........super secret Chocolate factory being built on the dark side of the moon, where......
Where this REALLY Awesome band named...
Glove Routine was performing on Saturday, complete with...
Pink Flamingo's and stripping...
........the zuccini into thin ribbons to go with the spinach fettucine.......
the way Billy Joel likes it and...
makes it using Elvis's secret...
...........which contrary to popular opinion does not include peanut butter, but it does include....
Fried bananas and stuffed ...
broasted Bavarian leeks in mushroom sauce...
.........not too dissimilar from Veal Scallopini........
Or Rocky Mountain Oysters.
....Which are are not really oysters to begin with...
but have sentimental value to the.....
.........South American pearl divers association.......
who plan to hold their annual meeting at the Minnesota faire near vilification tennis in effort to...
...round off the sharp edges with a mitre saw. But, I digress, so...
..back to the...*scratches head* ???
...So, where was I? Oh yes, we were...
...on our way to the International Space Station...
...because we heard they had delicious decaf, and...
...everyone knows aliens don't DRINK decaf. But then...
... something went horribly wrong with the...
...space coffee decoder, so the coffee ended up...
... tasting like Saurian brandy, but with the kick of...
....a mechanical bull dialed up to eleven. Now, little did we know that...
...there was an asteroid headed straight for the station, and it was being ridden by...
...Queen Elizabeth II in jodhpurs, but it was quite tastefully done side-saddle. But, little did we know that the asteroid was...
about to enter a temporal anomaly and materialize in 1974 where...
...it would be turned into a giant disco ball with...
...Tom Snyder smoking funny cigarettes and adding color commentary when the asteroid/disco-ball crashed into...
The Hershey's Chocolate factory, setting off a chain reaction of...
...hershey kisses shooting up into the air then landing on the...
...Keebler elves' cookie factory in a hollowed out tree; only that day they were making oatmeal raisin, so the elves were sorter pissed; but then in an attempt to make everyone happy, Queen Elizabeth removed her...
... farthingale, turned it upside-down and caught almost all the kisses before they could contaminate many of the cookies, relieving the elves, but making everyone else...
settle for cake, made from...
...concrete and a feather-stuffed cushion that made Curly call out the...
names of every woman who had ever turned him down, begging for...
inflatable furniture to put in his...
...house of porcupines, which wasn't a terribly good idea when you think about it. But, after the furniture exploded, Curly took to his....
...tin can cell phone service to see if he could regain contact with...
Lucille Ball, to ask if she would mind if he used her bit about...
...Superman paying a visit to Little Ricky before Superman committed suicide, but then Curly remembered that he didn't have a son named Little Ricky, but was called...
little Mo, a name handed down from...