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Title: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: CapnJack on June 29, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
And neither will Captain Jack Sparrow (well... except... y'know...), or Captain McCool...

HOWEVER:
You might just see a bloke who looks rather similar to the aformentioned gentlemen... only, well, uglier.

This gentleman (and I use that term lightly) does not know you.  Any of you.  But rest assured, he's friendly (if perhaps just a smidge deranged), and will gladly engage you in conversation.  Loud, obnoxious, and generally nonsensical conversation.  He may even think he recognizes you from... before.  But rest assured, he does not, and in all honesty has no earthly clue who you are.

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.

That is all I will say for now.  I hope to see you all very soon.  But not this weekend  ;)
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 29, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
But will he have a Hamster?
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Mischief Snicklebritches on June 29, 2009, 08:21:31 PM
I cant wait to not see you, or Jack or Cap'n McCool  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: CapnJack on June 29, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on June 29, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
But will he have a Hamster?

Not to my knowlege... but he might have a rat...

Hey, if you've got a hamster, I could always keep it in my cage with the rat!

...I mean... he could... not me... I mean, I... yeah...
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 29, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
Since last you visited... err didn't visit, there has been a Hamster explosion. Two, 2 weeks ago, five this weekend, I suspect we will have ten come Saturday... the little buggers breed like rats... err Hamsters. But to be truthful their not really hamsters... their demonically plague infested children rescued from a burning orphangae by a certain knight of Whitehall.
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on June 29, 2009, 08:52:23 PM
Right.  got it.  Gilligan & May Ann.

what? no?

nevermind.

we'll cut the tail off the rat & call it a hamster.  we have people who can "take care of it".
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Zoƫ on June 29, 2009, 09:21:21 PM
The explosion of the hamster population is really rather like...normal hamsters, actually.  I learned that one the hard way...

Anyway, I will not be looking out for you this weekend, Cap'n Jack.  Will be a bummer to not have you there.
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Demetrius on June 29, 2009, 10:45:36 PM
Quote from: CapnJack on June 29, 2009, 06:29:25 PM

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.


And which island might that be? 

Okay, fine, if you're not going than I'm not going. To say hi. To you. Who won't actually be there.

BTW, you should stop by so I can see what it is you do not look like. I wasn't all that impressed with Capn Jack in the first place though he was quite spectacular.  ;)

Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Tanda on June 30, 2009, 12:26:03 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on June 29, 2009, 08:52:23 PM
Right.  got it.  Gilligan & May Ann.

what? no?

nevermind.

we'll cut the tail off the rat & call it a hamster.  we have people who can "take care of it".

Oooh the ideas! Now I wish we had a Pirate Weekend again. Dang.
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Blushing on June 30, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
Well ... it is IS prince-princess-pirate weekend this weekend, and of course the kiddos ... could be interesting.
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Esperacchius on July 01, 2009, 03:19:38 AM
Quote from: CapnJack on June 29, 2009, 06:29:25 PM
And neither will Captain Jack Sparrow (well... except... y'know...), or Captain McCool...

HOWEVER:
You might just see a bloke who looks rather similar to the aformentioned gentlemen... only, well, uglier.

This gentleman (and I use that term lightly) does not know you.  Any of you.  But rest assured, he's friendly (if perhaps just a smidge deranged), and will gladly engage you in conversation.  Loud, obnoxious, and generally nonsensical conversation.  He may even think he recognizes you from... before.  But rest assured, he does not, and in all honesty has no earthly clue who you are.

He will be traveling with an equally strange female companion who, like himself, hasn't quite put together the fact that she did actually make it off the island.

That is all I will say for now.  I hope to see you all very soon.  But not this weekend  ;)



*claps and jumps up and down excitedly* I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!  LOL!
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Hey- Arent You? on July 07, 2009, 08:08:23 AM

Brilliant! just brilliant!
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Demetrius on July 07, 2009, 10:13:49 AM
Ah, so there be castaways amongst us at faire. I did not catch their names but I see they must have been stranded in Larkspurshire a good length of time (how they made it to Chili's is another matter).

Huzzah to both of 'em and their little rat buddy and hope to see them again!
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Avan on July 08, 2009, 11:40:30 AM
The rain must have been worst than I thought to have washed those two all the way up to Larkspurshire.
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: CapnJack on July 08, 2009, 02:22:17 PM
Heh, thanks for the support guys!  We had a great time playing!  I was glad to be able to interact with everyone as a character, rather than just as Michael.

And yes, that's my explanation.  The rain was so powerful that it washed two big ships aground in Larkspurshire, as well as a pub, a few pirates, and two very deranged castaways.
Title: Pirate Castaway Ratcatchers
Post by: The Professor on July 09, 2009, 02:26:25 AM
And where to Pirate Castaway Ratcatchers go?

Mount... ARrrrrrrrr A Rat!

For the ark-ives.

Best!
Title: Re: I will NOT be at the faire on July 5th...
Post by: Radu the Gypsy on July 09, 2009, 09:57:03 AM
Back in yer box Teach....back in yer box.