So I am not sure how many of you knew or saw Dog the Bounty Hunter at CoRF today. It was the Real Dog and not someone dressed up to look or act like him... it was the real deal. AND MY GOD IS HE UGLY!
I heard MANY bad things about him at faire, two of which were 100% verified and NOT rumor.
All I have to say is WHAT A DISPECIABLE HUMAN HE IS!
The New CaptJack aka Dante was walking by and his wife (Dogs) and body guard started yelling at him about having alcohol which was not the case as Danta has water (drank some myself) When Danta informed them he worked for the faire and that it was just water they started yelling at him about No Photos. As you know CaptJack old or new is a photo magnet. Dante walked back to where I was standing by the royals rather upset. He told me where Dog was and I thought he was joking. He kept pointing him out to me and I could not see him through the crowd or the tree's. Dante pointed out exactly where he was and I put on the super zoom on my papperazzi camera and sure enough, it was Dog "Im rabid, still living in the 80's and a real A-Hole" The bounty Hunter. I took many photos since he didn't want any taken... hey why not I was really shooting at someone behind him and he just got in my way tee-hee.
Later as Toki went to the restrooms they had shutsown all the mens restrooms just so "Mutt" aka Dog could use the restrooms himself. What the heck is he afraid someone will see his very small... um you know what?
A bit latter I heard a report he actually threatened our BEAUTIFUL Queen. She went to introduce herself and he siad from I am told (thius is an unverified report) Get away from me B!&^H or I will kick your weed puller!
As Mistress Charolette and Capt Spleen were standing at her booth he walked by witht he Sheriff following close (not the Jeffco But Larkspurshires). It is my belief and just that The Lord High Sheriff was assigned to tag along to insure he casued no more mischif and to be proof if it did happen.
OH and as a last note HUZZAH to Lady Remi, her hubby, Kris and the others. You will be missed and we love you all. I hope we all get to see you again in the future.
I will post the photos soon enough. With the bad day at faire with people leaving that worked there, jerks like Dog really added on.
SO to clarify this is NOT a rumor but fact about A Rapid dog at loose at faire
Hi, my name is NoNoBadDog, and I like to chase cars.
sheesh... some people... get a little fame and you think you own the world
Its a good freaking thing I wasn't there. Especially if what he said to Beth is true.
I would have been like "Dude, you need to pull your bleach blonde, horrible extensioned head out of your too-tight-wrangler clad weed puller and get the h*ll out of here before we have you thrown out. Just because you have a crappy cable tv show does not mean you're the freaking King of the world"
Or something to that effect. lol
seriously why even plan to go some place like the festival if you are soooooooooooo concerned with being approached by people. Brilliant...yes lets go to a place PACKED with people with the hope that nobody recognizes us, even though we'll close down bathrooms so Dog can take a leak and have our bodyguards yell at passersby for looking at us.....that wont draw attention.....no...
However, lets be realistic here. Would Jim back up one of his employees, or would he think to himself "Ooo, national Celebrity, gotta get in good with him!"
Post the pics...
I have to say that this sounds a bit odd to me... I know Duane Chapman and this doesn't sound like him at all. Especially the part about telling the Queen to get away or he'll kick her arse?
So the story about him threating the Queen is 100% fact and verified by Two people who spoke directly with our beautiful Queen but did not call her the B name but did threaten her.
So maybe the Dog you know isn't REALLY the nice guy you think he is. Remember he did get into a TON of trouble for racial slurs which no nice guy would ever do. Pictures will be posted soon of him to Prove He was in fact at CoRF
I'm sorry Merlin.. But I'm afraid DeLaney is correct. I spoke with the Queen this morning... Yes... the words Kick and *ss were both used against our lovely Queen...
Disappointing I'm sure...
He hasn't made a good impression since he hit colorado springs. Wonder if we can ship him back to hawaii?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 26, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
So the story about him threating the Queen is 100% fact and verified by Two people who spoke directly with our beautiful Queen but did not call her the B name but did threaten her.
>:(
I wish I wish with all my heart......
that our jousting knights had been there to see this.
there would have been a VERY different outcome.
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 10:54:08 AM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 26, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
So the story about him threating the Queen is 100% fact and verified by Two people who spoke directly with our beautiful Queen but did not call her the B name but did threaten her.
>:(
I wish I wish with all my heart......
that our jousting knights had been there to see this.
there would have been a VERY different outcome.
I think we ALL wish that
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 27, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 10:54:08 AM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 26, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
So the story about him threating the Queen is 100% fact and verified by Two people who spoke directly with our beautiful Queen but did not call her the B name but did threaten her.
>:(
I wish I wish with all my heart......
that our jousting knights had been there to see this.
there would have been a VERY different outcome.
I think we ALL wish that
and what I wouldn't pay to see that!!! I can giggle just thinkin about it.
.... and forced to appologize.... LOL
yes we would all love to see it but knowing management they would side with the celebrety and fire his talent.
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 27, 2009, 11:33:19 AM
yes we would all love to see it but knowing management they would side with the celebrety and fire his talent.
I disagree.
No the management would not side with the semi celebrity. Their cast is their staff and some part property. If there was a true issue they would have the sheriffs on it right a way. There could also be a possibility of a lawsuit for them not providing a safe work environment for their employees.
See Avan but you said it, the people are the faires property and if the guys from joust would have done anything than the faire would be slapped with a suit for any actions done by people that work for the faire.
OK.
a. "management reserves the right to eject any person who's conduct they deem inappropriate" and they do. often.
b. From top to bottom, they are really quite protective of the employees and contractors that work there when it comes to outside individuals. evidenced by the LordSheriff's actions following the incidents.
c. Not sure exactly how this went from a "Dog is a Jerk" thread into a "bash faire management with supposition and innuendo" thread, but let's please not go any farther down the road of negativity and bitterness. please?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 26, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
So the story about him threating the Queen is 100% fact and verified by Two people who spoke directly with our beautiful Queen but did not call her the B name but did threaten her.
So maybe the Dog you know isn't REALLY the nice guy you think he is. Remember he did get into a TON of trouble for racial slurs which no nice guy would ever do. Pictures will be posted soon of him to Prove He was in fact at CoRF
Just to clarify...I never said he was a nice guy and he did say some horrible things about his sons girlfriend... I just found it shocking that he would threaten to kick a ladies arse.
As for him being ugly.... this much is true. lol
He never learned the wonderful benefits of sun screen....lol
Hey i wasn't trying to bash management at all.
I sent you a message to explain.
Received & understood.
I apologize if I misunderstood or overreacted. That's how it came across to me. It's been a long season and I'm getting really tired of people who won't put down the "blame management" flag.
we cool? :-*
and.... Hey Merlin.... yer good. you should keep hangin out. ;)
From a visitor's point of view, CORF is a fine faire with exceptional street cast and vendors.
My opinion is if a "celebrity" was allowed to be rude and ugly to anyone I'd expect that would be dealt with as hastily as it has been when anybody else misbehaves.
At the same time I wonder if Duane Chapman and his "family" were innundated with "fans" and are of the mindset to deal with at CORF as they do anywhere else?
If they gave the owner a heads-up before their arrival then the Duane Chapman entourage and the CORF Cast should have all been aware of this and acted accordingly.
>:( What a horrible time for you all! Why didn't someone escort his happy weed puller out? Sounds like a job for..TMZ....to investigate!! ;D
Hope you all have a great season!!!
Also.... Duane is hardly a celebrity. lol...if I was management and someone called and said "Just FYI..The Dog is coming to your faire".. I would have started with "Animals aren't allowed" then finished with "OK....hope he has fun".
I certainly wouldn't close the bathroom while he used it. lol
If Sterling ever has the misfortune of him visiting and if he even dared to start anything, I'd show him the way to the gates! I am sure SirDouglas will, too!!! ;D
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
I certainly wouldn't close the bathroom while he used it. lol
maybe he was fixing his makeup & wig? lol.
and honestly, they are always quick to deal with actual physical threat. saw a guy get angry and jump the counter at vegetable justice 1 day. he didn't get 2 steps before being tackled by not less then 3 rennies, who actually seriously sat on him till the SD got there (hilarious). all involved got a pat on the back from the owner. OH, and there was the guy who charged the unicorn (body puppet)... the spotter (all 107lbs of her, and i'm sure she could take me. Mistress Skye is tough.) body checked him across the gut. he too was hauled away by the SD. verbal stuff is harder to prove and quantify. thus the 'sheriffshadow'. I'm sure Duh-wane knew he was being shadowed, and decided to behave after that.
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
Also.... Duane is hardly a celebrity. lol...if I was management and someone called and said "Just FYI..The Dog is coming to your faire".. I would have started with "Animals aren't allowed" then finished with "OK....hope he has fun".
I certainly wouldn't close the bathroom while he used it. lol
A Celebrity: makes money on TV.
Called: Are you the owner? Guess not.
Bathroom...that's going to have to remain supposition...cause I really doubt anyone has "proof" of that.
:)
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
can I have your autograph? ::)
ohh you CORF folks...you just make me laugh ;D
Really though, I'm sorry your Faire was afflicted like this.
Sounds like a person like Duane Chapman and his family had an ill affect on you all.
I'm sorry for that.
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
can I have your autograph? ::)
Sure......that and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee. (not a Starbucks though...you'll need Dog's autograph and $5 for that)
lol
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
can I have your autograph? ::)
Sure......that and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee. (not a Starbucks though...you'll need Dog's autograph and $5 for that)
lol
maybe starbucks will trade me.... for your autograph, and a HAMSTER! ;D
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 03:16:21 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
Also.... Duane is hardly a celebrity. lol...if I was management and someone called and said "Just FYI..The Dog is coming to your faire".. I would have started with "Animals aren't allowed" then finished with "OK....hope he has fun".
I certainly wouldn't close the bathroom while he used it. lol
Bathroom...that's going to have to remain supposition...cause I really doubt anyone has "proof" of that.
:)
There is 100% proof on the mens restrooms being shutdown as Toki went to go use them at that time. There were a lot of angery people who needed to use them (yes there are more but it's the idea of closing them down for 1 person who thinks he is a star)
I was pretty sure that our lord High Sheriff was tagging him as a witness in case anything was said or done. it only makes since since the Lord high Sheriff looked pretty damn bored waiting on Dawg at each and every store he went into.
OH and ditto on faire bashing.. I don't work for them, never have and mostly only will if they want photos. I'm happy being a playtron but get pretty tired of hearing the bashing. No one but the involved parties know the turth and even then there are three sides to it. If you don't like the people who run the faire... that's your business. I'm sure every employer in this word will have issues with who they work for. But lets also remember faire is for fun and some adventure. I will add every time I have talked to JP Jr and Betty both have been VERY nice to me. I cannot remember a day since I met Betty that she hasn't said something nice to me. And Jr was always very professional but all that is just my view of them to me.
Did I hear Hamster? I think mine is prego as she was sick from faire this weekend. OH Lord here comes another 3 dozen Hamsters invading the faire. I'll take the Hamster Kings Aurtograph and a chalice of mead for them?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 27, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
There is 100% proof on the mens restrooms being shutdown as Toki went to go use them at that time. There were a lot of angery people who needed to use them (yes there are more but it's the idea of closing them down for 1 person who thinks he is a star)
consider: they may have shut it down to avoid an possible incident between Duh-wane and a random patron. it sounds like they were trying to keep things as uneventful as possible. if they really wanted to give him "star treatment" they would have walked him to one of the many private toilets back stage that even cast doesn't get to use. it really sounds like they were trying to get him thru the faire and out the gate with as little ruckus as was possible.
curious: which priv was it? the good ones by joust or elephants, the ovens by the globe stage, or the scary privs at the top o the hill?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 27, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
I was pretty sure that our lord High Sheriff was tagging him as a witness in case anything was said or done. it only makes since since the Lord high Sheriff looked pretty damn bored waiting on Dawg at each and every store he went into.
and I would say that you were dead on correct. that is exactly who they would have tapped for that, and exactly what they would have told him to do. and for him, all of management and the SD are just a speed dial away.
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:28:04 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
can I have your autograph? ::)
Sure......that and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee. (not a Starbucks though...you'll need Dog's autograph and $5 for that)
lol
maybe starbucks will trade me.... for your autograph, and a HAMSTER! ;D
I'll do one better...I'll buy you a Starbucks for a hamster ! !
(my daughter has a teddy bear)
No offense intended nor suppostion of denial of what has happened at your faire.
Sorry if you felt that way.
I will say that it is most suggested that this forum needs a Moderator.
Its kinda a shame that that over indulged scum bucket made anyones weekend even an iota less pleasurable.. but hey guess what, he wont be there final weekend and We can all Dance with our hamsters and enjoy our fun. :P
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 04:03:05 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 27, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
There is 100% proof on the mens restrooms being shutdown as Toki went to go use them at that time. There were a lot of angery people who needed to use them (yes there are more but it's the idea of closing them down for 1 person who thinks he is a star)
consider: they may have shut it down to avoid an possible incident between Duh-wane and a random patron. it sounds like they were trying to keep things as uneventful as possible. if they really wanted to give him "star treatment" they would have walked him to one of the many private toilets back stage that even cast doesn't get to use. it really sounds like they were trying to get him thru the faire and out the gate with as little ruckus as was possible.
curious: which priv was it? the good ones by joust or elephants, the ovens by the globe stage, or the scary privs at the top o the hill?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 27, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
I was pretty sure that our lord High Sheriff was tagging him as a witness in case anything was said or done. it only makes since since the Lord high Sheriff looked pretty damn bored waiting on Dawg at each and every store he went into.
and I would say that you were dead on correct. that is exactly who they would have tapped for that, and exactly what they would have told him to do. and for him, all of management and the SD are just a speed dial away.
The Globe stage as it is the only one I ever use since there is a Handycap (not that I am one) but trying to use privies with a farthingale is only doable in a large one with LOTS of privacy. Toki uses it to as he wouldn't have to remove his sword and other items. if he doesn't have a sword he uses the regular ones.
I don;'t drink Starbucks but I have two and maybe more onthe way. And they are noble Hamsters to boot.
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:28:04 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 27, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
Wooohooo! I'm a celebrity ! !
can I have your autograph? ::)
Sure......that and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee. (not a Starbucks though...you'll need Dog's autograph and $5 for that)
lol
maybe starbucks will trade me.... for your autograph, and a HAMSTER! ;D
I'll do one better...I'll buy you a Starbucks for a hamster ! !
(my daughter has a teddy bear)
Get your co-star to come, then you will get the freebie! Of course with the stories that float around about him, I'm not real sure what you'd get. :D
Ahhhh...Freebies = my favorite
Mad Dog at faire... I wondered why everyone was checking their shoes...
Meh they may be weed puller hats but they dropped ALOT of MONEY!
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
No offense intended nor suppostion of denial of what has happened at your faire.
Sorry if you felt that way.
I will say that it is most suggested that this forum needs a Moderator.
Pretty sure that DB is our mod, in an oficial/unofficial capacity. I believe he has "claimed" us.
I am pretty sure DB only reads our forums for the Never Ending Adventures of the Hamster King
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
No offense intended nor suppostion of denial of what has happened at your faire.
Sorry if you felt that way.
I will say that it is most suggested that this forum needs a Moderator.
Pretty sure that DB is our mod, in an oficial/unofficial capacity. I believe he has "claimed" us.
There is no official or unofficial Moderator of CORF.
As such you are subject to widespread Moderator approval of your behavior and comments.
DeadBishop is the last Moderator you want to watch you as he is also the Forum Administrator. Think about that.
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
No offense intended nor suppostion of denial of what has happened at your faire.
Sorry if you felt that way.
I will say that it is most suggested that this forum needs a Moderator.
Pretty sure that DB is our mod, in an oficial/unofficial capacity. I believe he has "claimed" us.
There is no official or unofficial Moderator of CORF.
As such you are subject to widespread Moderator approval of your behavior and comments.
DeadBishop is the last Moderator you want to watch you as he is also the Forum Administrator. Think about that.
*waves to everyone*
Yes, I like to lurk over here. Everyone knows that if any trouble should pop up, I'm just a click away.
*motions to the "Report to Moderator" link in Vanna White fashion*
Quote from: Deadbishop on July 27, 2009, 10:05:34 PM
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Julianne on July 27, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
No offense intended nor suppostion of denial of what has happened at your faire.
Sorry if you felt that way.
I will say that it is most suggested that this forum needs a Moderator.
Pretty sure that DB is our mod, in an oficial/unofficial capacity. I believe he has "claimed" us.
There is no official or unofficial Moderator of CORF.
As such you are subject to widespread Moderator approval of your behavior and comments.
DeadBishop is the last Moderator you want to watch you as he is also the Forum Administrator. Think about that.
*waves to everyone*
Yes, I like to lurk over here. Everyone knows that if any trouble should pop up, I'm just a click away.
*motions to the "Report to Moderator" link in Vanna White fashion*
Hello Mr. Moderator of these forums !
Hi DB glad you stopped by. Seen any hamsters in your area yet?
All right, guys. Here is the word from the Queen herself. I was walking up behind the Royal Pavilion in an effort to speak with Mr. Dawg himself, and when he and his wife crossed my path, I simply asked him for proper obeisance, as any good Queen would. He then replied to me: "Back off lady, or I'll knock you to the ground." His tone was rough and quite abusive. End of story. The only reaction I had to his tone and words were - he just proved what a jerk and creep he really is. I'm sorry, if you come to a Renaissance Festival expecting not to be engaged, especially if you are a "celebrity", and I use that term loosely with respect to this particular individual, you have come to the wrong place. I appreciate everyone's concern and care for me and my state of mind after the encounter. Thank you.
Beth Telford
Just plain rude no matter what setting he was in. Where in the world is that kind of behavior appropriate bybany means? Ach. Just makes a person mad. Nobody needs to put up with that kind of crap.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HUZZAH TIO HER!
Beth we all love you and support you and think you are the best. Thanks for your outstanding service to our realm
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 28, 2009, 08:51:58 AM
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HUZZAH TIO HER!
Beth we all love you and support you and think you are the best. Thanks for your outstanding service to our realm
yes indeed......
but I do miss you clinging to my leg and shrieking.... as my "brothers" wandered off laughing. ah.. the good old days.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
I'll save the royal jewels and the princess.
Duckies save the Queenie?
Why does Queenie not have Duckies?
Or a hammy-stir?
.... Maybe doggy was rabid? Needs to be put down?
Oooooo... maybe Platt can give doggy a chew toy!
Platt be careful as Platt become chewie toy for Dawg. Not want platt to become a chewie toy for rabid dawg. Then no duckies for pretty ladies.
You have to admit that it would have been entertaining to see how Dog reacted to Platt.
Can't you just see Platt trying to give him a ducky?
Beth, Your Majesty! How awful that you were treated in such a way. You mught say, Dog was in your backyard and not his. He should have obliged you. But he didn't and therefore does not merit respect.
I have had the pleasure to meet many "celebrities" from Television, Film. and Politics over the years. Never have I had been treated in such a way. Nor do I hound for autographs. I do ask if I can take a photo and promise not to publish it online, for the moment was a personal one.
If I can share here of one celebrity many may know of from Television, Film, Best Selling author, now the Junior Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken. Down to earth, approachable, passionate, funny, yet serious about the issues facing our state and nation. I don't view Al as a celebrity and comic mastermind in the writing department at SNL so many years ago. He voted for the first Latina Woman nominated to the US Supreme Court yesterday. He will do Minnesota proud. His wife, Franni, is a good friend of mine.
lol... spoke directly to you.... funny how you interpret what people say....
This must be how rumors start!!! lol :o
"I took many photos since he didn't want any taken"
I love faire photos.... any chance we can see some?
Quote from: Merlin on July 29, 2009, 02:04:28 PM
"I took many photos since he didn't want any taken"
I love faire photos.... any chance we can see some?
the link to Delaney's pbase site is in the photo thread. music & Dance weekend.
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 29, 2009, 02:19:49 PM
Quote from: Merlin on July 29, 2009, 02:04:28 PM
"I took many photos since he didn't want any taken"
I love faire photos.... any chance we can see some?
the link to Delaney's pbase site is in the photo thread. music & Dance weekend.
Thanks bro...I'll go searching