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Title: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: LadySeasan on August 12, 2009, 10:15:58 PM
I found this through the facebook page for the Maryland Renaissance picture, thought it was hilarious. So you all enjoy!

http://attractions.uptake.com/blog/top-10-renaissance-festival-5440.html (http://attractions.uptake.com/blog/top-10-renaissance-festival-5440.html)
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2010, 03:13:34 PM
One reason is: It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: BLAKDUKE on October 09, 2010, 08:20:52 AM
I just posted another one out there. 
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM
1. I get an ecxuse to wear vintage leather gloves (Sherwood woo hoo)
2. I get an excuse to wear a black velvet cape
3. Where else do you get to watch men in kilts have beer for breakfast?
4. You get to meet lots of people with the same style of crazy as yourself.
5. Nice long shiny swords (need I say more?)
6. You can pass along the addiction to your kids.
7. Then there is always the opportunity to wear lots of pearls (lots and lots and lots)
8. Custom made perfume from natural oils.
9. Music that is actually music. (As opposed to most of what is on the radio these days)
10. I get to spend all day with my dear husband and do no chores.
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Lady Kett on January 04, 2011, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM
10. I get to spend all day with my dear husband and do no chores.

WIN! :)
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2011, 06:06:40 AM
Quote from: Lady Kett on January 04, 2011, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM
10. I get to spend all day with my dear husband and do no chores.

WIN! :)


Which part?
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Lady Kett on January 05, 2011, 06:58:11 AM
Well ok I was thinking it was a win for ME to spend all day with MY husband and have no chores. But Don Juan and Dona are a delightful couple too so I'm happy they get to do it too.

Was that carefully muddy enough for you Merlin?  ;)

....off for more coffee c[_]~
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2011, 07:29:58 AM
Works for me! ...already finishing my first pot of coffee for the day...
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Nighthawk on January 05, 2011, 07:49:07 AM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM

3. Where else do you get to watch men in kilts have beer for breakfast?
4. You get to meet lots of people with the same style of crazy as yourself.
5. Nice long shiny swords (need I say more?)

9. Music that is actually music. (As opposed to most of what is on the radio these days)
10. I get to spend all day with my dear husband and do no chores.

These are the only reasons I need! I am one of those men in a kilt having beer for breakfast...  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Merlin on January 05, 2011, 08:15:11 AM
Quote from: Nighthawk on January 05, 2011, 07:49:07 AM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM



These are the only reasons I need! I am one of those men in a kilt having beer for breakfast...  ;D


You dont need to go to faire for that.
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Nighthawk on January 05, 2011, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: Merlin on January 05, 2011, 08:15:11 AM
Quote from: Nighthawk on January 05, 2011, 07:49:07 AM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:41:21 PM



These are the only reasons I need! I am one of those men in a kilt having beer for breakfast...  ;D


You dont need to go to faire for that.

No, but you don't look quite as much like an alcoholic... Usually it's a cheap blended scotch for breakfast, and a nice single malt for desert!  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to visit a Renaissance Festival!
Post by: Xantrawler on January 05, 2011, 06:53:55 PM
They forgot a few important reasons. Great friends, ale (Or rum), cleavage, ale (or rum), Nunnie Nunnie, ale (or rum), Zilch the torysteller, Ale (or rum), watching mundanes, that can be the greatest fun. Oh did I mention ale or rum?