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Title: The truth comes out...
Post by: groomporter on September 04, 2009, 09:20:10 AM
That's it!!!

The gravel pit is really going to be one of the concentration camps Michelle Bachmann warned us about. Secret UN troops are hiding in the Louisville Swamp waiting for the signal to establish the Zionist One World Government. -That's why MIRF Safety Services wears blue berets!Start wearing tinfoil under your hats and codpieces!

That was really a Black Helicopter just disguised as an ultralight flying over site after cannon Sunday night.

The "festival crud" illness we participants get late in the season is the REAL source of the H1N1 virus, -the secret army biological weapons program has been using us for test subjects for YEARs!


AAAhhhhh!
Hold your breath when you see the "chemtrails" behind the planes coming from Flying Cloud Airport!

Think of the children!

::)
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Capt. Bacardi on September 04, 2009, 09:53:41 AM
Bloody Hell!!!......That explains everything...  :D

So that means we are all immuned to H1N1 then???
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: tcindie on September 04, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on September 04, 2009, 11:37:42 AM


I do feel sorry for those of you who live in Michele Bachmann's Congressional District! The crap you, Independents, and main stream Republicans have to put up with. How do you do it???

Michele Bachmann makes the State bird look sane!! I meant no disrespect to the beautiful fowl that is the Loon.
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: tcindie on September 04, 2009, 11:40:27 AM
Quote from: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on September 04, 2009, 11:37:42 AM


I do feel sorry for those of you who live in Michele Bachmann's Congressional District! The crap you, Independents, and main stream Republicans have to put up with. How do you do it???

Michele Bachmann makes the State bird look sane!! I meant no disrespect to the beautiful fowl that is the Loon.

So as not to cause any undue offense to anybody can we maybe just focus on fest? :)
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on September 04, 2009, 11:55:31 AM


Sorry! I forgot myself.
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Muffin on September 04, 2009, 12:32:19 PM
Quote from: groomporter on September 04, 2009, 09:20:10 AM
That's it!!!

The gravel pit is really going to be one of the concentration camps Michelle Bachmann warned us about. Secret UN troops are hiding in the Louisville Swamp waiting for the signal to establish the Zionist One World Government. -That's why MIRF Safety Services wears blue berets!Start wearing tinfoil under your hats and codpieces!

That was really a Black Helicopter just disguised as an ultralight flying over site after cannon Sunday night.

The "festival crud" illness we participants get late in the season is the REAL source of the H1N1 virus, -the secret army biological weapons program has been using us for test subjects for YEARs!


AAAhhhhh!
Hold your breath when you see the "chemtrails" behind the planes coming from Flying Cloud Airport!

Think of the children!

::)



:D Thanks GP... We needed this!!  :-*
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: groomporter on September 04, 2009, 12:57:19 PM
Couldn't resist.  ;D
I've been listening to a lot of Skeptics podcasts including one the is a guide to wacko conspiracy theories.
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Noble Dreg on September 04, 2009, 02:05:41 PM
Quote from: groomporter on September 04, 2009, 09:20:10 AM
...Secret UN troops are hiding in the Louisville Swamp waiting for the signal to establish the Zionist One World Government. -That's why MIRF Safety Services wears blue berets!

The UN link, you found it!  So MNRF really stands for "Multi-National Re-education Forces"!  And when I asked for fried onions on my burger at the BLT they were laced with mind controling drugs (only way I can explain why I cheerfully paid a dollar extra for 'em!).   ;D
Title: Re: The truth comes out...
Post by: Muffin on September 04, 2009, 02:18:52 PM
From our faithful Mutt who works at Kings Pub...  :D

Fest-Disease...


Symptoms of being a "Festie" include:

- Loss of appetite.
- Fever
- Lack of inhibitions
- Cough
- Poor judgement in sexual partners
- Sore throat--often severe
- Dehydration
- Runny or stuffy nose--usually mild, and black in color
- Short term memory loss--particularly your relationship status
- Body aches
- Increase in alcohol tolerance--real or imagined
- Headache
- Sudden onset religious fanatisizm--yelling "Oh God!" while others sleep
- Chills
- Confusion--This is NOT my tent
- Fatigue
- Mood swings--I got to park WHERE?
- Also reported diarrhea and vomiting
- Renewed resolutions--a.k.a. I'm never working out here again! (Also known as
"See you next year-itis".


Mutt @ Kings.