Huzzah! And may you have many many more!
No...that chicken's still kickin'....?
Happy Burfday, ya lech!!
Hippo Birdies!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday.
Yes... HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Happy Natal Day to ya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y' SCURVY BUCKET O' GUTS!!! ;) ;D 8)
an' 'member me "guidelines" fer celebratin' birthdayses - CELEBRATE A FORTNIGHT AT TH' MINIMUM!!!
Look what happens when I don't check in for a day...Happy Birth Day, Spleen, hope you spent it in wondrous vice and dissipation!
Well don't bust your SPLEEN while celebrating and drinking to much.
Happy Birthday
AAARGH! Happy Birthday!
Assuming you survived celebrating your birthday yesterday, Happy Birthday one day late. It was good meeting you in Maryland.
Hopin' ye had a mos' debaucherous day, me bro...
(http://animalsneedkisses.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/_42131086_hippo_416.jpg?w=300&h=216)(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ncyOHhHZPoE9iM:http://digital-photography-school.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/images/bird-photography.jpg)(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hao-RYLSWLdgiM:http://www.reggie.net/photos/ireland/sligo/carrowkeel/4737304_black_and_white_sheep-600.jpg)
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!
Happy Birthday ye olde Salty Dog.
Spleen was BORN?
I thought he just sort of...appeared.
You know.
Like mold.
Mildew.
Rust.
Fungus.
;D
May the candles on your cake burn like the villages in your wake!!!!
A birthday wish for our favorite pirate: May your swash never buckle!
Happy Birthday, Captain!
Happy Birthday to my favorite salty dawg....
I missed it? OOPS!! Happy Birthday Capt. Spleen!!
Tankards fer the happies,
to ye all,
Beautiful AdrianaRose
Imageer renfairephotog
Skiff Sailin' William O' Ware
Lovely PinnMcrack
Sweet NelleMoorley
Luscious Lupa
T' Avan and me MistressCharlotte,
I'll 'avz salt poured on me dawg fur ruff frictionz!
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on September 20, 2009, 10:01:19 PM
No...that chicken's still kickin'....?
Happy Burfday, ya lech!!
If that chicken iz kickin', don' be chockin' th' croakin'
Wuz ye tryin' t' wish me a happy burpday? wit lecha (milk)?
Quote from: Molden on September 21, 2009, 07:28:12 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y' SCURVY BUCKET O' GUTS!!! ;) ;D 8)
an' 'member me "guidelines" fer celebratin' birthdayses - CELEBRATE A FORTNIGHT AT TH' MINIMUM!!!
AYE mate, gutz an boocooz o' chum! YUM!
7 before an 7 after = a fortnight + one (th actual day)
I'll preponder upon yarr "rules" fer carouzin' der mate!
Quote from: Lady de Laney on September 21, 2009, 08:45:15 AM
Well don't bust your SPLEEN while celebrating and drinking to much.
Happy Birthday
It'were th' dayz leadin' up t' th day dat buzted me SPLEEN/Kidney/N-Spine, but fer not drinkin' enough!
Quote from: Athena on September 21, 2009, 09:16:01 AM
AAARGH! Happy Birthday!
AAARGH be a pirate term o' pain. But I'll be takin' it frum ye az a term o' endearment of ARRRR!
AN me hatchin' day be'd quite painlezz!
Tankz Godduzz!
Quote from: iain robb on September 21, 2009, 09:17:18 AM
Assuming you survived celebrating your birthday yesterday, Happy Birthday one day late. It was good meeting you in Maryland.
Surviv'd so well indeed, t'was like bein' re-hatched again!
Wuz good to meet ye an yarr lass too!
Quote from: Amras Elfwine on September 21, 2009, 09:29:19 AM
Hopin' ye had a mos' debaucherous day, me bro...
Matser Elfwine, Not quite debauched, but radder almos' debritchezed uopn a stage in th' SouthWest!
Quote from: Tanda on September 21, 2009, 10:10:11 AM
(http://animalsneedkisses.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/_42131086_hippo_416.jpg?w=300&h=216)(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ncyOHhHZPoE9iM:http://digital-photography-school.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/images/bird-photography.jpg)(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hao-RYLSWLdgiM:http://www.reggie.net/photos/ireland/sligo/carrowkeel/4737304_black_and_white_sheep-600.jpg)
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!
Hippo too big fer me, er wait, iz it freshwater er saltwater??? Salty olde dog that I be!
Birdie too small fer me, er, unless it'z been many months on th' high seas, an a dead albatrozz fallz uopn th' deck!
Two ewe's? I'm juz not scottishz enough if not at all!
Quote from: Capt Spleen on September 29, 2009, 12:17:47 AM
Quote from: Amras Elfwine on September 21, 2009, 09:29:19 AM
Hopin' ye had a mos' debaucherous day, me bro...
Matser Elfwine, Not quite debauched, but radder almos' debritchezed uopn a stage in th' SouthWest!
Tell me about it! That was close!
'Course, you still didn't get rainwater dumped on top of your head...
Quote from: Welsh Wench on September 21, 2009, 01:03:31 PM
Spleen was BORN?
I thought he just sort of...appeared.
You know.
Like mold.
Mildew.
Rust.
Fungus.
;D
Once Upon A Time............
A lost albatrozz that had one day earlier ate some carrion crow, flew o'er th' black festerin' moldy forest, an shat inta th' forest. Th' shine landed upon a fungusted, rusted, molded log. Many months did past an th' fungus interacted with mold, shine, moisture-logged termited wood. They all did almost decompose. but before that could occur th' sun shone bright one hot sumer day, and a bubblin started to take place. And from that bubblin' fermentation, rose up a form of a "wretched disposition", of an un-noble cause.
This "wretched disposition" was brought up by worms where it learnt to crawl in low form.
before long it sprouted appendages where it was then taken in by an cared for by the rodents of unusual size. It became their RAT KING. But one day upon yet another future time, it was caught by the Kingdom of Alamatez, and thrown into the dungeon bowles of the city.
A great flood extricated the city bowels out to sea, and the "wretched disposition" was saved by the flood and washed out to sea.
This entire process could have been called the incubation, natures natal gestation, slaggin', hatching, birthin', of:
CAPTDUNGEONSPLEEN
Quote from: Angelhood on September 21, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
May the candles on your cake burn like the villages in your wake!!!!
Th' villages were indeed caked wit th' candles of their burn whenst finally I had awakened at me very own wake! Almost chunked inta th' ground I was!
Quote from: Baron on September 22, 2009, 09:55:45 AM
A birthday wish for our favorite pirate: May your swash never buckle!
Ahh, frum me favorite Nobles!
Ermember! Alwayz swash behinz yarr bucklz, an ye may might never contract dat H1N1 plague!
Quote from: Demetrius on September 20, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
Huzzah! And may you have many many more!
An ye allz juz tookz it fer granted dat dis ere Liar o' Ill Repudiations was aczually tellin' th' truth?
Um.....'ow many iz many? Iz many many twice as many az a zingle many? An 'ow many many's does many many makez, when we don' ev'n knowz fer sure 'ow many a many beez?
Quote from: Lady Nicolette on September 21, 2009, 07:46:03 AM
Look what happens when I don't check in for a day...Happy Birth Day, Spleen, hope you spent it in wondrous vice and dissipation!
T'was aczually a birthday I shall never forget.
I was at th' Santa Fe Spanish themed ren faire.
My amusement and diversion came in the form of being greeted to perform onstage as "Dungeon Spleen and Friends", with our very own Zoe as Fritzie the Fairy, and Francisco Antonio Del Mar, both from their home faire of CoRF. We did some Pirates of Parrot Tea skits fit into one continuos show. We had mind reading, politics, dancing, singing, site gags, lost parrots, green tea, feathers, flirting and a fairy drenching the second day! Two shows, and Talk Like a Pirate Day was this weekend of my Natal Hatchling day.
Thank you all for the wishes, razez and roasts!
CaptDungeonSpleen
Damn I'm late!!!
Happy hatchday, you wretched heathen. Here, got ya somethin....
*tosses an oddly WARM box over to Spleen and runs away quickly*
Pixiebox portraits of the (mis)adventures to which Capt. Spleen refers may be viewed at:
www.flickr.com/photos/12471838@N07/sets/72157622433726026/
Quote from: Capt Spleen on September 29, 2009, 01:15:03 AM
and a fairy drenching the second day!
2 weeks later and I'm still laughing about that. We couldn't have planned that if we'd tried. I wish more people had seen it, because it actually was quite funny. In fact, in one of the pictures that the good Baron linked to, there's the three of us up on stage, and I'm looking down at the ground...I'm
faerly certain that was taken either moments before or directly after the water came down on my head. (It had poured down rain for a good 20 minutes about an hour before, and all the water had collected in those streamers above our heads...one of them let loose and dumped about a gallon of rainwater on my head during the Spleen and Friends show! Too funny.)
A perfect way to round off the Capn's birthday...maybe the universe was planning ahead for putting out the fires left in his ravaging wake? And just missed a little?
This is the pic, btw...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/dramatic_mizfit/Renaissance%20Festival%202009/3944768126_57932627ee.jpg)
"... either moments before or directly after the water came down on my head."
If you look closely at the photo, you can clearly see that (a) Fritzie is dry, and (b) there is a substantial quantity of water collected in the streamer directly above her head. And we already know what happens next! ;D
Many more Captain!
Quote from: Baron on September 29, 2009, 08:08:15 PM
"... either moments before or directly after the water came down on my head."
If you look closely at the photo, you can clearly see that (a) Fritzie is dry, and (b) there is a substantial quantity of water collected in the streamer directly above her head. And we already know what happens next! ;D
Aha, you're right. Must have just been in the moments that it started to drip upon me. I felt the drips and took a small step to the left--avoided a direct hit!
I still think it was aiming for Spleen...
Quote from: Capt Spleen on September 29, 2009, 01:15:03 AM
Quote from: Lady Nicolette on September 21, 2009, 07:46:03 AM
Look what happens when I don't check in for a day...Happy Birth Day, Spleen, hope you spent it in wondrous vice and dissipation!
T'was aczually a birthday I shall never forget.
I was at th' Santa Fe Spanish themed ren faire.
My amusement and diversion came in the form of being greeted to perform onstage as "Dungeon Spleen and Friends", with our very own Zoe as Fritzie the Fairy, and Francisco Antonio Del Mar, both from their home faire of CoRF. We did some Pirates of Parrot Tea skits fit into one continuos show. We had mind reading, politics, dancing, singing, site gags, lost parrots, green tea, feathers, flirting and a fairy drenching the second day! Two shows, and Talk Like a Pirate Day was this weekend of my Natal Hatchling day.
Thank you all for the wishes, razez and roasts!
CaptDungeonSpleen
Sounds like it was a wonderful day and good times had by all, as it should be.
And a happy (and very much belated) birthday to ye, Cap'n. I was involved in my own celebrations on that weekend, as you know, and we are just back from our honeymoon. But I remembered you on your day - just didn't have a way to send it until now. Many happy ones! Tip a tankard on me!
a very belated Buon Compleanno!
Just glad we didn't have a cake with candles would have been a forest fire
Forest Fire? I thought it would put off more heat than a sun going Super Nova... and more light :)
then 'twouldst be a fitting tribute to the man
(plus, the aliens could use it as a landing beacon when they come to take the man away)
I'm just afraid the aliens would give him back ;D
yeah, you're probably right...
but only after they implanted some hardware...
Hmm cyborg captain spleen.....oh we could be in real trouble than
OH Geez NO!
I can hear him now. "Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated" and the bad thing is... he would try to assimilate us all and most likly not fail.
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 05, 2009, 12:24:38 PM
Forest Fire? I thought it would put off more heat than a sun going Super Nova... and more light :)
I'll 'ave yellow cake 238 wit me molotov cocktail!