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Title: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 03:48:00 PM
After some trepidation, research,  a really bad feeling about the Buccaneer's chances for success this year, and a bottle of Mudslide mix,  I decided to take this Sunday to attempt the all-time widow maker of recipes- haggis.  I found a naturalized recipe by Jeff Smith that uses beef ingredients instead if lamb, which is not readily available at the local supermarket..

Major Ingredients
1 lb beef heart
1 lb beef liver
1/2 lb lamb stew meat
1 1/2 cups diced onion
4 tbls scotch
2 cups toasted oatmeal

Seasonings
2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp fresh ground pepper
1 tsp thyme
1/2 tsp rosemary
1/4 tsp nutmeg

The Casing

4 beef CAPS*
*Now, since I decided to do this on the fly, I'm going to steam this in a Glad Turkey Sized Oven bag.

Simmer heart for 1 hour 10 minutes, then add liver and lamb and simmer another 20 minutes.    Remove from heat and allow to cool.  Reserve 1 cup of the cooking liquid.

Mix all ingredients together, divide in thirds, and stuff the casings.  Steam for 1 hour 20 minutes.



I'm stoked!! ;D


So...who's taking action on how this will turn out?  I'm wrapping up the meat poaching, and I will update you as the recipe craters I go. 

Hey look, there's more Mudslide....

Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 04:37:02 PM
I have retrieved the meat, chopped roughly, mixed with onions and spices, and am filling the casings(+-).  They're going in the steamer...
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Ambios on September 27, 2009, 05:06:30 PM
OK...how'd they turn out?  And did you find more Mudslides?
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: Ambios on September 27, 2009, 05:06:30 PM
OK...how'd they turn out?  And did you find more Mudslides?

The Bucs lost.   And Red is heading out for Mudslides.... :D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on September 27, 2009, 05:13:33 PM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 03:48:00 PM



So...who's taking action on how this will turn out? 

I'll take a piece of that action!

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Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
Nice!   ;D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 06:18:21 PM
Done!   It turned out pretty good!   It's a meaty, tasty treat served over potatoes....it's not as weird as you might think.  The beef heart is amazing.   Red sez she would go back for seconds anytime....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on September 27, 2009, 06:22:04 PM
The Haggis God is pleased.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/Mad_Jack_photos/Family2004111.jpg)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on September 27, 2009, 06:23:22 PM
NOT so fast......

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/welshwench/alkacolor.jpg)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 06:26:42 PM
What Jack sez..... ::)    And don't forget all that oatmeal...keeps the Scots healthy..
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on September 27, 2009, 06:47:39 PM
It's times like this I am glad I'm Welsh.  ;D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 06:50:25 PM
Quote from: Mad Jack Wolfe on September 27, 2009, 06:22:04 PM
The Haggis God is pleased.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/Mad_Jack_photos/Family2004111.jpg)

Thank God the tiki bar is open
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up your mind
On a leave of absence
With no resemblance to reality
I felt like a rocket launched into the wild blue yonder
By the boys down at Kennedy....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: NoBill Lurker on September 27, 2009, 07:30:08 PM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n171/Fyrcegrl/haggis.jpg)


(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/wyldechylde59/ben_jerry_haggis.jpg)


can I have an ...... EWW


But your's Seamus, sounds a lot more tasty!  ;D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: captmarga on September 27, 2009, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 06:18:21 PM
Done!   It turned out pretty good!   It's a meaty, tasty treat served over potatoes....it's not as weird as you might think.  The beef heart is amazing.   Red sez she would go back for seconds anytime....

Beef heart is quite tasty.  My fav way to cook it is lightly fried, and served with biscuits and white(peppered) gravy.  YUM!!!

Capt. Marga
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 27, 2009, 09:32:13 PM
Throw a coupla eggs over easy, and we got breakfast....mmmm, biscuits and gravy..
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: bellevivre on September 28, 2009, 10:03:29 AM
you do realise, for all your trouble, you couldve ordered from Caledonian Kitchen, right?
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on September 28, 2009, 10:07:16 AM
And displease the Haggis God?  :o

He swings a mean bagpipe!

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/Mad_Jack_photos/gung-haggis-fat-choy-medium.jpg)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Aiacha on September 28, 2009, 10:14:51 AM
Next time make it with tatties and neeps!  (potatoes and turnips)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Sir William Marcus on September 28, 2009, 10:15:17 AM
Congratulations on your "haggis" adventure Seamus.  Glad to hear your efforts payed off.  

I'm diggin the "Haggis God!" Too funny Jack
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
Thank thee, Sir Marcus!     I love to cook, as any one who has been to the Manor well knows.    This had to be oddest recipe I've ever tried.   Most people don't cook with a lot of offal (the nasty bits, organs, ect.)  and this recipe is all about as ancient as it comes.  One really cool experiment....

Bellevivre, cooking is no trouble at all...
Aichia,  turnips are not a fave...
And the Haggis God has been pleased!

So who's coming for St. Paddy's day? :D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Escarlata on September 28, 2009, 04:37:29 PM
Gack! You'd serve a Scottish specialty on an Irish holiday??? Sacrilege, says I!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 04:38:27 PM
Pot, meet kettle....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Escarlata on September 28, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
*nubbling the Pirate Capt'n coming to be known at the Shadow's Hold as Capt'n Cook* You made me laugh out loud, you! You're absolutely right, how dare this bit of demon spawn call you out on a religious matter *giggle*
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Hector on September 28, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
Can I just get the whisky instead and I will let you foodies handle the rest?
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Ambios on September 28, 2009, 05:26:23 PM
Quote from: Hector on September 28, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
Can I just get the whisky instead and I will let you foodies handle the rest?

HA!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 05:32:39 PM
Quote from: Hector on September 28, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
Can I just get the whisky instead and I will let you foodies handle the rest?

Eat all your haggis.    There's Rennies starving in Texas.....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on September 28, 2009, 06:31:31 PM
To paraphrase a conversation once--

Boyfriend's mother:  Eat your dinner! There's starving people in Czechoslovakia!

Boyfriend*:  If they are dumb enough to stay in Czechoslovakia, then they deserve to starve!

*formerly known as That Bastard.

Yeah, I just may decide vegetarian is the right choice for me.  :D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 06:36:14 PM
*Channels Sam Kinnison*

"It's sand!  Sand!!!  SAND!!!   You can't grow anything in SAND!!!   MOVE!!!"
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on September 28, 2009, 07:18:39 PM
You realise this is all part of Seamus' master plan to finally invent the ultimate Scottish breakfast food....

The Haggis Pop Tart!!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mad Jack Wolfe on September 28, 2009, 07:18:39 PM
You realise this is all part of Seamus' master plan to finally invent the ultimate Scottish breakfast food....

The Haggis Pop Tart!!

"Tender, flaky goodness on the outside,  rich, tasty sheep guts on the inside!!"

"And enough oatmeal to get you a move on!"
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Sir William Marcus on September 28, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
The damage is done


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Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on September 28, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
I do NOT want to know what they're frosted with!!  :o
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Sir William Marcus on September 28, 2009, 07:40:38 PM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/LittleCasino/Funny%20Pictures/l346d8b590000_1_23372.jpg)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 28, 2009, 07:44:36 PM
::dies:: ;D
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on September 29, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
Time for the Mid Week Gross-out...Haggis goes well on Triscuits....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:18:55 PM
Haggis is also good suffed in dinner rolls! Great for the on the go scots man!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 05, 2009, 08:21:38 PM
Goes well in sandwiches!  With a good, whole grain mustard.     And the oatmeal keeps that Scotsman on the go....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:22:45 PM
Oh.
My.
GAWD.

I think I lost my appetite.
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
I've never made it, I just buy the can stuff. I might try too make it some day. I do like my haggis with nips and tatties. I wish they had a food booth at TRF that had it, I would much prefer haggis to them scotch eggs.
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:31:58 PM
Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:31:58 PM
Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and haggis!


(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/welshwench/Greeneggsandham.jpg)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 10:01:09 PM
Try It, Try it, you'll see, you'll like Haggis, trust me!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 06, 2009, 06:29:10 AM
Quote from: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
I've never made it, I just buy the can stuff. I might try too make it some day. I do like my haggis with nips and tatties. I wish they had a food booth at TRF that had it, I would much prefer haggis to them scotch eggs.

I'm not sure that haggis will replace scotch eggs as the Breakfast Food of Champions.   Love those scotch eggs.....hold the eggs....
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Ambios on October 06, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: brier patch charlie on October 05, 2009, 08:31:58 PM
Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and haggis!


(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/welshwench/Greeneggsandham.jpg)

ROTFLMAO, Wenchie!
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 06, 2009, 09:03:00 PM
Dear God........My Lord, don't encourage her...
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 06, 2009, 09:10:49 PM
Hey, look--who gave you that nifty sign to save your neck, huh?  ;)
Title: Re: This is not yer Da's Haggis...
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 06, 2009, 09:20:39 PM
Oh, that's right!!

*gives Wenchi the 'Buddy Jesus' thumbs up...*