A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The barmaid asks him "What's the steering wheel for"
He replies "Arrr it drives me nuts"
They dont get much worse than that ;D
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c.
Quote from: Phillip McGuinness on May 26, 2008, 09:04:53 PM
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c.
Awesome! Terrible geek humor meets pirates!
;D
Whats a pirate favorite style of Socks?
Arrrgggghhyle
isn't "Bad Pirate Joke" somewhat redundant?
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/davemarkowitz/pirates/pirate_keyboard.jpg)
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some Argh and Arghh!
What's a pirate's favorite restaurants.....
Long John Silver's and Arrrby's
What's a peg legged pirate's favorite restaurant?
...I-Hop
http://www.piratejokes.net/ (http://www.piratejokes.net/)
I almost can't believe this site is real.
*looking around*
We in John's Inn, cuz those jokes sounds rated Arrr to me!
Aye, Renren I've been expecting this thread to be bumped to John's in sense I posted it.
Do ya know how much it costs a pirate to get their ears pierced??
A buck-an-ear!
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D
OK, I was wrong they do
If ye be a pirate then where be yer Buccaneers?
Why, under me Buckin' hat, o' course!
Quote from: Ottheinrich on June 03, 2008, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D
OK, I was wrong they do
Indeed! Got it off a kid's cereal box!ROTF! :D
Q: Why couldn't the ten year old pirate get into the movie?
A: Because is was rated ARRRGH!
Q: What has eight eyes, eight hands, and eight legs?
A: Eight Pirates!
Why did the pirate work for a magazine after retiring?
So he could write Arrrrticles.
Oh, dear lord!....that one made me cringe! ::)