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Pirate Festival => Port of Call => Topic started by: Rage on May 24, 2008, 06:01:22 PM

Title: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Rage on May 24, 2008, 06:01:22 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The barmaid asks him "What's the steering wheel for"
He replies "Arrr it drives me nuts"
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Phillip McGuinness on May 26, 2008, 09:04:53 PM
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?




They spent four and a half years at c.
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Captain Kilian on May 26, 2008, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Phillip McGuinness on May 26, 2008, 09:04:53 PM
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?




They spent four and a half years at c.


Awesome! Terrible geek humor meets pirates!
;D
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: skrid the brown on May 27, 2008, 07:55:53 AM
Whats a pirate favorite style of Socks?



Arrrgggghhyle
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: escherblacksmith on May 27, 2008, 08:30:29 AM
isn't "Bad Pirate Joke" somewhat redundant?

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/davemarkowitz/pirates/pirate_keyboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: skrid the brown on May 27, 2008, 03:54:30 PM
Why did the pirate go on vacation?



He needed some Argh and Arghh!
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 27, 2008, 09:06:30 PM
What's a pirate's favorite restaurants.....

Long John Silver's and Arrrby's
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: BubbleWright on May 27, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
What's a peg legged pirate's favorite restaurant?


...I-Hop
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Rage on May 30, 2008, 09:21:21 AM
http://www.piratejokes.net/ (http://www.piratejokes.net/)

I almost can't believe this site is real.
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: renren on May 31, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
*looking around*

We in John's Inn, cuz those jokes sounds rated Arrr to me!
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Rage on June 02, 2008, 07:29:37 AM
Aye, Renren I've been expecting this thread to be bumped to John's in sense I posted it.
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: renren on June 02, 2008, 10:59:51 PM
Do ya know how much it costs a pirate to get their ears pierced??


A   buck-an-ear!

Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Ottheinrich on June 03, 2008, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D

OK, I was wrong they do
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 07:34:29 AM
If ye be a pirate then where be yer Buccaneers?
Why, under me Buckin' hat, o' course!
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 10:45:15 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on June 03, 2008, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D

OK, I was wrong they do

Indeed! Got it off a kid's cereal box!ROTF! :D
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 10:52:05 AM
Q: Why couldn't the ten year old pirate get into the movie?

A: Because is was rated ARRRGH!
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: dbaldock on June 03, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
Q: What has eight eyes, eight hands, and eight legs?


A: Eight Pirates!
Title: Re: Bad pirate joke
Post by: Blackjack Roberts on June 04, 2008, 09:06:13 PM
Why did the pirate work for a magazine after retiring?

So he could write Arrrrticles.

Oh, dear lord!....that one made me cringe! ::)