Saturday, 11/7, around 9 AM
It was gorgeous fall as I cruised north on I-75, enjoying the sound of dual exhausts and the cell phone ringing. The latter brought news that the whole gang was on the way, and remarkably, even on time. We were headed to a RennFest in central Florida, with locals on site. This meant a good faire with friends we hadn't seen in a while, a great after-action party at the ranch, and a place to crash. This was going to be a weekend to remember....
9:30
I pulled in, made the rounds, and changed. Guinness and mimosas were passed around. We caught up. Dear God, the private lives of Rennies....
10:00
We headed inside, and the changes were not subtle. The economic downturn has taken it's toll on everybody, and apparently RennFaires are no exception. About a third of the vendors were gone. The crowd that morning for the one weekend faire was sort of sparse, I thought.
11:00
Doh! I had left my wallet in my pants pocket, and had to walk all the way back to the parking lot to get it. I left my full mug with friends, and started the long walk back.
11:30
Picked up mug, friends and cigar. You wanna interview us for a documentary? But, of course...BTW, I give one helluva interview. Head to the beer truck for the third beer of the day.
12:00
Beer School! I graduate top of class. Total of samples; maybe two beers. Something not right, Houston...I haz a goofy.....
12:30
After a grand total of 6 beers and 3 hours, I was in a tent, trying to master the zen-like complexity of sitting upright. I fail.
1:00
Blackout. Total loss of memory till around 7:00 that evening.
The photos are on FaceBook, and they are spectacular.
I had been drugged. Slipped a mickey. I had committed the ultimate in stupid mistakes: I had let my mug out of my sight. I do not blame my friends for this, because I know better. I want to take the opportunity to thank each and every one of them for taking care to see that some one was with me constantly. I was given plenty of water, and a comfortable spot on the grass behind a tent to sleep it off. I don't remember eating pizza, but I apparently did. Judging by what was left in my wallet, it came out to around $20 a slice.....I don't remember walking around the faire that afternoon, yet apparently I did. I channeled Tucker Max. It was Weekend at Bernie's. I came to later that evening, doing 90. Fortunately, I was not driving.
I slept for 12 solid hours that night, a near impossibility for me. I woke with a metallic taste in the back of my throat, and a curious finish to the evening; there was no hangover, just a vague poisoned feeling. The next morning we discussed it for hours. Most of you know my lifestyle. I like to drink. A lot. And I will take the piss for being drunk, as I have in the past and most assuredly will in the future. Six beers is a good start, not an excuse for a 3 hour nap in the sunshine. I don't believe I was the target. My very attractive friend whom I had left my mug with was indeed the target. I drove home and slept another 12 hours.
Yes, it was quite the weekend to remember, kiddies....
This has happened several times at numerous faires. I want this to be the last time it happens. This is why I have come forward. I must let my good friends here know that at that relaxed, friendly Faire that you and your friends and family are enjoying yourselves, lurks a miserable SOB that intends to do you harm.
Stay safe.
Wow, Seamus, I'm glad neither you nor your friend was hurt. When I was newly legal and going to clubs I always watched my drink at every moment b/c of this very reason. As I've aged I've become more lax, thanks for the reminder that we must continue to be cautious, even at our beloved faire.
Wow Seamus .. that was quite a scary adventure. I hope nobody will go through this again and I'm so happy you are OK.
I'm so glad you're OK!
My hubby got drugged once at a bar, it's a frightening experience! He doesn't remember much of it but it scared the hell out of me!
Please everyone watch this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mog93vAFY
Can you even see it the first time around? I couldn't. It is so easy to slip something into someone's drink.
Seamus, I talked to you at 4:30 and you did make sense. A little groggy but I wrote that off to the first-faire-of-the-season celebration.
So glad you are fine!
I've been considering getting a leather mug lid made or using a pretty lace hanky like our royalty does. Up till now to keep out the dust, but all things considered, not a bad idea for other reasons as well.
Glad to hear you, or your friend were not seriously harmed, and glad to see your friends had your back!
Glad you're okay, and I hope this never happens again, to anyone!
Thank God you're OK, Seamus, and that you had friends close by to make sure nothing else happened. I'm looking forward to seeing you in March, and I don't want anything spoiling that! ;D
I'm so very glad you're ok, dear, and so incredibly angry that there are people out there that find this sort of thing either humorous, or far worse, a means to an end. Glad of the reminder to watch out for each other, though...
Quote from: knarlyknot on November 10, 2009, 05:48:51 PM
When I was newly legal and going to clubs I always watched my drink at every moment b/c of this very reason. As I've aged I've become more lax, thanks for the reminder that we must continue to be cautious, even at our beloved faire.
It's been awhile since I'd heard of this nasty little piece of work being pulled.
I used to watch my cup like a hawk, even going so far as to pouring out my drink if I thought someone had a
chance to tamper with it. Thanks for the warning. I was getting waaay too lax.
HOLY POOP ON A STICK! :o
So glad it turn out for the best for you Seamus...
What a way to start out the Faire season!
Well Seamus, thank you for the "very attractive" part however you may be a bit blind.....lol.
For everyone out there, I am that friend. Another friend of ours was with me while waiting at a vendor tent for Seamus to retrieve his wallet to make a purchaseand we were pretty close to his mug on the table. I picked the mug up to move it closer to us which may but what caused someone to think it was mine if that is the case. Only two others came near that mug sitting on the vendors table in that time, one the vendor, two a female patron a "mundane".
In line with the thought that it may have been meant for me..............We went to beer school..........unbeknownst to anyone but myself and Seamus I dont drink dark beer, all my beer samples which were REAL SMALL dixie cups were given to Seamus it is possible it happened there as well.
I personally feel horrible that this happened on my watch of his mug or my passing of my drinks. However, it should not have happened at all. I feel violated, as if someone came into my home to hurt me or my friends and family. Faire is suppose to be a "safe" place a family event, it now worries me. I will be putting a cover over my mug as some have suggested and will no longer set it down anywhere.
Seamus, no need to thank anyone I am certain for being there for you thru this tha is what we do and you have done it for many. We need to get this information out however so everyone at every faire knows to watch out!
I'm glad you are ok Seamus, and well, mean people suck. It is indeed a warning for all of us to beware.
I'm so glad you're ok Seamus!! This is awful!!
We still love you both, and if you figure out who did this, be sure to let me know. I will send Guido (he does kneecaps)! Please take care and stay safe. I miss you both, and want to see you again at BARF.
Did you make it to the doctor? I'd hate to think of some unseen damage waiting to lay you out even worse.
Seamus,
You know I'm extremely glad you're safe and unharmed... and the same goes for Lady Phoenix... as it is possible she was the target.
That being said, I don't think speculation is wise... I tend to favour erring more on the side of caution and getting the word out there to everyone:
It's not necessarily someone trying to subdue a bonnie lass for nefarious reasons... it could just be some dimwitted miscreant who thinks it's "funny" to watch a rennie faceplant in the dirt.
We simply have no idea.
In any case, I think it's great that you got the story out there because it's very scary to think that, in the case of the latter scenario, even a child like Falcone could be targeted by the perpetrator.
I don't think I need to tell you what I'd do to said individual if that were the case...
My suggestion to everyone, as this is a serious concern and threat to our entire community, is to keep a watchful eye open. We should all have each other's backs. Bear in mind, too, that we take a lot of pics at Faire and some even shoot video so hopefully, as people go through all the pictures and whatnot, the person responsible may have been captured on film... but as Wenchie showed, often it's so fast that unless the timing was perfect, even that won't help.
I know I'll be a lot more cautious than I've been in the past... which was pretty cautious to begin with... but this is solid evidence that there's someone out there who potentially means harm to us. To ignore that fact would be to invite this to happen again... and as Seamus said... it never should.
I mean no dis-respect and no vile put forth...Did anyone report this to the authorities or management? They need to know. I am glad we have been warned to look out for each other but what about those who do not belong to these forums who also go to faire? The authorities need to know too.
I should add...People who commit this type of crime are assuredly the lowest form of life on earth...the punishment is never severe enough! Glad all are well.
Quote from: Grov on November 11, 2009, 09:39:31 AM
Did you make it to the doctor? I'd hate to think of some unseen damage waiting to lay you out even worse.
Never thought of that...good advise!
Quote from: Noble Dreg on November 11, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
I mean no dis-respect and no vile put forth...Did anyone report this to the authorities or management? They need to know. I am glad we have been warned to look out for each other but what about those who do not belong to these forums who also go to faire? The authorities need to know too.
I should add...People who commit this type of crime are assuredly the lowest form of life on earth...the punishment is never severe enough! Glad all are well.
Been there done that thank you though!
Wow - that is pretty darned scary! And I was just reading a few threads about a 4 year old allowed to wander a campsite on her own, and a discussion about letting pre-teens and early teenagers to wander about a little on their own.
I repeat the thankfulness that you escaped unharmed.