FOKTOP News

[MacLaren]

My Queen Bonnie,

They've managed to invade again! I was at the movie shoot at LARF yesterday, and found one trying to hide near the camera boom. ACK!!! That was a disgusting sight, trying to get on camera!!! He must have been a higher up, because he wouldn't give up any information on his buddies. Come to think of it, he was a Hallows peep. Very old indeed. We know the little bastards run in crews. I looked all around and couldn't find any more. Could this be a new tactic? Are they sending in snipers now?

[Dustin]

Reporting from the provinces along the Mighty River...Heart-shaped Peeps have invaded! And, horror of horrors, SUGAR-FREE heart-shaped Peeps!!!  What will they think of next? I will keep a watch, and kill as many of the little sugary (or Splenda-y) demons as I can!

[Rani Zemirah]

Hmmm... perhaps the sugar-free ones are a break away faction??? Is it possible to infiltrate and find out if there are divisions in the ranks???

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah to the LARF movie shoot dan! But sad to hear there was a Peep there! Good you are on the alert for them!
Sugar free peeps are just as evil is their sweeter relatives! The only good Peep is a dead Peep! Whatever shape they are in! Does it seem the heart shaped ones are a bit early this year?
We will need our FOKTOP archers to slay the heart shaped peeps!  Forward FOKTOP! Let no evil Peep survive!!

[Count Adolfo]

I was recently in a local hospital here and, being that I could not leave anyway, decided to spend the time scouting for Peeps.
I am pleased to report that there were no sightings, fortunately, for the very notion of them invading such a place would mean there was no safe haven for the sick or wounded in this fight.

My Intelligence sources say that Peeps may well have their own hospitals and some of those we have written off as casualties may rise up to fight us again.  In addition, it's possible they are engaged in the act of cloning Peeps.  The research labs required to perfect this technology would be easily concealed in their hospitals and depending how far along they are in the cloning process, there could be scores of these Malevolant Mushmen before we could muster a force large enough to counter the threat.  I believe we need to make it a priority to seek out these hospital/labs and raze them to the ground... just remember to beware for the Peeps most assuredly have WMDs...

Weapons of Marshmallow Destruction

Any frontal assault against their forces would surely cost us great FOKTOP casualties so I'd suggest we employ CFOs (Covert FOKTOP Operatives) like Chuck Norris in a Delta Force movie... scorched Peep policy.

That is my report
May it find Your Majesty well!

[Ginette]

While searching the web on ways to cause great harm and pain to the peep population I came across 2 tee shirts that I had to share with FOKTOP.  I'm really thinking of getting myself a shirt or two. 





LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!

[MacLaren]

HOLY SMOKE!!!! BRILLIANT!!!

FOKTOP FOREVER!!!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Those are fantastic!  Where did you find them? Kill the PEEPS! Long live FOKTOP! Huzzah!

[Ginette]

Here's the link I found and it looks like DB had something to do with it. A big thanks to DB for making FOKTOP armor!

http://www.cafepress.com/pirate_garb.81541355

There are other RF shirts, stickers, mugs, clocks, cards and postcards as well.

[Queen Bonnie]

 I figured out it had to be DB! Huzzah! Grand job! You have the Royal seal of approval DB!

[Var Greyshadow]

Scouting reports:  During my recent trip to my home shire in the northern land of Jersey I did happen into a market known as Pathmark.  I am most pleased to report that they seem to be allies of FOKTOP.  Not a Peep in sight, and much chocolate to help us through the coming invasion.

Speaking of the invasion - it begins at the Mart of Wallace.  Shelves are filling with pastel bunnies, and the chicks cannot be far behind.  Make ready, FOKTOP!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah for the smart folks in NJ. Fie on the mart of Wallace! We must get ready for the major offensive against the Evil Massing Easter Peeps! Pastels! Fie!
Make ready brave FOKTOP! Peep killing time is getting nigh!
Grammercy for your report Var!

[Var Greyshadow]

We may count HEB among our numbers as well (not so surprising, since our good Queen frequents one of their markets).  Deep in the shire of The Woodlands, I went seeking a rare cache of St Arnold's Winter Stout.  Not only did I find the wonderful elixir, but I saw nothing but chocolate Easter treats on the shelves.  Unless the little buggers were hiding elsewhere, there were no Peeps to be seen!

[RenRobin]

Scout's Report:  I fear the evil little buggers have invaded North Austin, in the General's Dollar Store.  Bunnies and Chicks, Oh My!  I turned the packages around as to not face anyone as they approach to confuse them, it seems to be working thus far.

[Cap'n Hunnar Graybeard]

Peep Alert! Peep Alert!

This just in, Kentucky has been invaded by the little pastel buggers. They are running rampant throughout the mart of Wallace.
FOKTOP's prepare to repel the invasion.

Oh no, I've been discovered, they are at the door....ayyyyyyyyy.......