My invitation to you, fellow pirates

[Taffy Saltwater]

Aye, Squire Mickey!  Please be so kind as to PM me, Humble Landshark No. 1, with your dane name, mailing address & if you are over or under 40 years of age for Guppy or Landshark status. Thanks & Phins UP!

[Blackjack Roberts]

And the school continues to grow!

There be enough Landsharks in these waters that a cheeseburger doesn't stand a chance!

"But now she feels like a remora
'Cause the school's still close at hand
Just behind the reef are the big white teeth
Of the sharks that can swim on the land"

[Taffy Saltwater]

Aye, tis a very good thing that rum & cheeseburgers are not endangered, because the Landsharks have been hunting them without mercy.  Phins UP!

[Squire Mickey]

Aye, Squire Mickey!  Please be so kind as to PM me, Humble Landshark No. 1, with your dane name, mailing address & if you are over or under 40 years of age for Guppy or Landshark status. Thanks & Phins UP!

Ye should have em now, Cap'in

[Welsh Wench]

Hey, Black Jack--

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man?

*spits sand out of mouth* Ptui! Ptui!

[Rani Zemirah]

LandShark #87 happy to report that Cheeseburger in Paradise can be found in NW Oklahoma City!



Phins UP!!!

[Squire Mickey]

Sounding of ..."Landshark #107 Ready for Duty!"

[Blackjack Roberts]

Hey, Black Jack--

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man?

*spits sand out of mouth* Ptui! Ptui!

Somewhere down Monserat Way, Luv? 

What can I say? I....

"Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days.
Losing weight without speed eating sunflower seeds;
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays.
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams;
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini fettucini or bulgar wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat!!!"

Phins Up!!

[Rani Zemirah]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato... 

[Taffy Saltwater]

Heinz 57 & french fried potato - w/a LS lager, of course.  Phins UP!

[Rani Zemirah]

Oh man! Now I'm hungry... and that seldom happens on a Saturday afternoon!!! Wish I had a way to get myself to Paradise for thick, juicy...  (wanders off in a daze to see what's in the freezer...)

[Welsh Wench]

Hey, Black Jack--

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man?

*spits sand out of mouth* Ptui! Ptui!

Somewhere down Monserat Way, Luv? 

I'm getting postcards from the road....

[Taffy Saltwater]

We have 4 new members of the shiver, but I left my book at the office.  I printed your Letters of Marque today & will try to get them out this weekend.  I apologize for the delay - I was waiting for an order of guitar picks for phins.

I'll make a formal announcement of names & numbers later.  It seems like this last month has gotten away from me.  In the meantime, welcome & phins UP!

[Blackjack Roberts]

Whooo Hoooo!

Break out the cheeseburgers and margaritas!

Welcome to the new Landsharks/Guppies.

*Psssssst. As far as the welcoming party goes. Who's gonna steal the peanut butter?*

Phins Up!

[Squire Mickey]

We have 4 new members of the shiver, but I left my book at the office.  I printed your Letters of Marque today & will try to get them out this weekend.  I apologize for the delay - I was waiting for an order of guitar picks for phins.

I'll make a formal announcement of names & numbers later.  It seems like this last month has gotten away from me.  In the meantime, welcome & phins UP!

Our faire is more than half over, 3 weekends left. Hope to be able to sport fins for the close!

LANDSHARK REPRESENT!