FOKTOP News

[RenRobin]

You just gotta see this...  http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=6242.0;topicseen      scroll down about 3 comments and you will see a great peep slayer!  Huzzah!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah! That was great! I love seeing Peeps suffer!
They are EVERYWHERE! Be Wary FOKTOP! The Evil Peeps are massing for the attack! They are even getting close to Meow Manor! Help! I HATE PEEPS!

[Count Adolfo]

Majesty,
I was present for said event and tried my best to advise Her Majesty that Peeps are believed to be a leading source of The Plague... but the temptation in her was SOOOOO great...

after conferring with my Ministry, we have concluded that Peep Temptation is the most dangerous force known to man... even luring victims who are aware of the danger!

If Your Majesty has a "Royal Surgeon General", it is my opinion that said individual should issue a 'warning'

[Queen Bonnie]

 Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed. Alas! We seem to have no Surgeon general- nor even a surgeon private!  The Peep Plague is especially violent in Royals! My heart goes out to your Queen! Warn her of the danger she is in!
Perhaps she needs to take the Anti Peep cure? Dark chocolate followed by a liberal slug of single malt will help!

[RenRobin]

Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed. Alas! We seem to have no Surgeon general- nor even a surgeon private!  The Peep Plague is especially violent in Royals! My heart goes out to your Queen! Warn her of the danger she is in!
Perhaps she needs to take the Anti Peep cure? Dark chocolate followed by a liberal slug of single malt will help!

Makes you want to go out and consume a peep, just for the cure.   

[Old Tinker]

your Majesty,
thee may not have a Royal Surgeon General, but thee does have a "Royal Liaison of all Military Communications", that is always at thy service;

                                                  --WARNING--
It has been found that the consumption of PEEPs IS HAZARDOUS to your health.   
              There are reports that PEEPS are carries of THE BLACK PLAGUE.
                 "Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed."
Furthermore, Our Magnificent, Caring Queen Bonnie, Whom reins over Everything,
                          has proclaimed that all PEEPs should be destroyed.


Royal Liaison of all Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...

[Queen Bonnie]

 Grammercy Old Tinker for your service! Hugs to you and Belle!
Kill the PEEPS! Destruction to all! Torture is also permitted!
I have also found the Evil Peeps carry the dreaded Pastel Plague! Much worse than the Black plague! The symptoms are too horrible to even post here- so let your imagination run wild!
The Peep cure is fine when you don't need it too, Renn Robin! Think of it as Peep Deterrent!

[Count Adolfo]

methinks the cure for Peep addiction/temptation sounds like it would work for a bad date, too...

[Queen Bonnie]

 It is magical and does help many maladies! Dark chocolate and Scotch! Use then sparingly- but often!
LOL!

[Rani Zemirah]

Sounds like this cure could require a cure of it's own!!!  LOL  Addictive, at the very least, I think!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Dark Chocolate and Scotch! I can stop any time I want!
but why stop! LOL!
Peeps are EVERYWHERE!
I even saw Peep playing cards in the supermarket!!! ( why would anyone want those???) Be Vigilant! Huzzah Foktop! Kill the peeps!

[Ginette]

I saw Peeps at my local supermarket but they were not playing cards. I'm working on going under cover at the supermarket to ambush the evil Peeps. 

Long live the Queen!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Ginette! We need everyone in FOKTOP to fight the good battle!
Every time I go out- I see evil Peeps! They are getting Bold and strong. The pastel colors depress me!
Down with the Evil Peeps!

[Cap'n Hunnar Graybeard]

Oh no! Now we have this! HELP!  

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-peeps-photogallery,0,3876424.photogallery

[Var Greyshadow]

They've targeted the wee lasses as well.  Seen at Target - Peeps Beauty Bag!!!   It's a Peep-shaped plastic bag with lip gloss in nasty marshmallow-something flavors.  Lock up your daughters!  At least the truly vile plush ones from past years appear to have been vanquished.