FOKTOP News

Anna Iram · March 27, 2009, 11:23:40 PM

The Cradle of Peepilization!!!

DeadBishop · March 28, 2009, 12:44:59 AM

News form the front! EVIL NEW COLORS!

Ginette · March 28, 2009, 07:08:16 AM

That is such a bright orange and green! I will be torturing peeps today if anyone would like to join me, mead, wine and beer are chilling as I plot and make plans. The dear husband just got back from cooking for the troops, so the bbq accessories are still out to play with.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)

Queen Bonnie · March 28, 2009, 10:33:46 AM

Vile new colors for the peeps! How horrible! They have no class- or all of it is LOW! No taste either! all of it is BAD! Yes indeed strait from the bowels of Hell!
Huzzah to Peep Torture Ginette!
That warms my heart!
HUGS! Have FUN! Wish I could be there to help!
Huzzah!

Ginette · March 28, 2009, 01:37:54 PM

HUZZAH! I DID IT, I DID IT! I COUGHT MY FIRST PEEP! I came home today and found some evil peeps trying to take my meade ...

I then cought them ...

I plan on tourting them later over a glass or 2 or 3 of my meade.

Long Live Queen Bonnie!!

SleepyArcher · March 28, 2009, 08:36:52 PM

poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once?

DeadBishop · March 28, 2009, 09:32:16 PM

Quote from: Lord Fondlebottom on March 28, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once?

Careful, or you'll find yourself in the dungeon for being a peep sympathizer....

midnightferret · March 29, 2009, 12:34:41 AM

I still eat them!

Yes I know they are "disgusting," but they are disgusting in a "much too sweet" way. Like buttercream icing. Mmmm. Teeth squeaky goodness. Yeah, I'm one of those people who either likes desserts that are not really sweet at all or who likes pure white sugar. On a stick.

In any case, roasting them until they are carmelized (peep brulee!) and eating them is still a form of torture. I buy them every Easter, "torture" a row, and then give the rest to my dad, who snarfs them.

Queen Bonnie · March 29, 2009, 10:33:02 AM

Quote from: Lord Fondlebottom on March 28, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once?

No Mercy allowed to Evil Peeps in this realm, Lord Fondlebottom. May we suggest you take the Anti Peep cure? Our dungeons are in no way comforting or restful.
Huzzah FOKTOP!
Torture is good Midnight. You have the right attitude. We are worried about Peep addiction though. Myself I can't stand the sight of the horrible things!

Queen Bonnie · March 29, 2009, 10:39:17 AM

Huzzah Ginette! How Dare the Peeps steal your mead! Glad you will teach them a lesson! Huzzah!
Let us know what you plan to do! LOL!

Dustin · March 29, 2009, 08:03:00 PM

News, my Queen! I have captured a small squadron of the long-eared demon spawn at the Mart of Wallace! They are being tortured as we speak! A full report will come later this evening, complete with images!

Ozium · March 29, 2009, 08:24:41 PM

The evil peeps are invading the northern lands also, resplendent in joyous colors as lures for the unknowing.
I am doing my best to thwart their advance but there are so many.

Ozium

Dustin · March 29, 2009, 10:05:39 PM

Now, as promised, my full report.

As I mentioned earlier, I captured a small squadron of Peep Rabbits at the Mart of Wallace this afternoon. I brought them back to my keep, and there attempted to question them. They refused to provide any information, so I was forced to take sterner measures.

First one got the flames.