FOKTOP News

[jinx]

I'd like to say that, at the aforementioned Peep Invasion at the Castleteer Gatherin', LadyHawkontheHill and I desperately tried to burn a Peep at the stake, but the dratted thing would have none of it!  Needless to say, we instead drove the stake through said Peep, and the good Carl protected us the rest of the way out of the gardens by destroying the evil beings with his boot!  All the Castleteers put up a brave fight.  ^.^

[CassandraR]

Huzzah CassandraR for having such wise and good lasses! We would be most pleased to make you all members of FOKTOP! You have made me very happy today! That was exactly the right and proper way to treat those evil cupcake peeps!

Awesome my lady!  I shall not disappoint, we will look for new ways to slay the peeps!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Jinx!!! Huzzah to the Castleteers and you and Lady Hawke on the Hill! HUGS! to you both! A stake through a peep is a good thing! Well done!
Huzzah to you and your brave lasses CassandraR. I await you new methods of peep slaying and torture with anticipation!

[Capt Lucy]

Did you all see this?

http://i.gizmodo.com/5207039/peeps-are-they-for-eating-or-entertainment


And a funny image:



(both courtesy of Highlander James in KY)


And yes, Capt Faye and I had a blast being the official "Peep Slingers" at the Castleteer event, lol!!!  They got some great pics of the mayhem!

[Capt Lucy]

I just found this one... no more for today, I promise!  LOL!

Soylent Green is PEEPS!!!

[Lupa]

Too funny!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 LOL!
Soylent peep!
Many new FOKTOP members were recruited and knighted by me at Scarby! The peeps will tremble at our might!
Go forth and kill the peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP!

[Lupa]

That is wonderous news!

[Old Tinker]

your Majesty, the most care'n, kind, magical Ruler of thy Realm of Everything, our most beloved Queen Bonnie,
may your Royal Tinker ask if thee would consider the knighting of one of me Belle's and me's Ren Daughters, to FOKTOP. she be Capt.Lucy. she has demonstrated, with here PICs of Soylent Green PEEPs that she would be a good addition to the FOKTOP Ranks,
with thy's permission,
at thy service,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...

" Long Live The Queen !! "

[Capt Lucy]

LOL!    Wow.... it would indeed be an honor!

[Queen Bonnie]

 I would be more than pleased, Old Tinker! Anything for you and Belle!! We are very impressed with Capt Lucy and the Peep pictures she sends brighten my day! I would love to honor her in person- but for now this will have to do
*! Kneel before me Capt Lucy!
Do you swear to kill the evil peeps and maim and torture them? And will you spread the word far and wide of their evil intentions? Protect the innocent lads and lassies and be loyal to the  Crown?
I know what is in your heart and you are a true Knight of FOKTOP!
Arise Sir Lucy Of FOKTOP!  Go forth and slay the Evil Peeps!
Huzzah to Capt Lucy!*

[Old Tinker]

your Majesty, your bless'ns upon our Capn Lucy shall not be wasted. she shall serve FOKTOP to the fullest.
your Royal Tinker and faithful servant,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...

[Queen Bonnie]

 Do take care of things here for me Old Tinker. On the Morrow I shall be doing more recruiting at Scarby! Back soon!
  Huzzah to FOKTOP!
Death to evil Peeps!

[Old Tinker]

as thee wish my Queen,
to serve is to be alive,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...

[Capt Lucy]

I would be more than pleased, Old Tinker! Anything for you and Belle!! We are very impressed with Capt Lucy and the Peep pictures she sends brighten my day! I would love to honor her in person- but for now this will have to do
*! Kneel before me Capt Lucy!
Do you swear to kill the evil peeps and maim and torture them? And will you spread the word far and wide of their evil intentions? Protect the innocent lads and lassies and be loyal to the  Crown?
I know what is in your heart and you are a true Knight of FOKTOP!
Arise Sir Lucy Of FOKTOP!  Go forth and slay the Evil Peeps!
Huzzah to Capt Lucy!*

*kneels before Queen Bonnie*  I swear to do your bidding and help conquer the peeps!

Thank thee our Queen!