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Started by Capt Gabriela Fullpepper, June 10, 2009, 01:57:01 PM

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Zoë

#60
June 26, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
Ahh, J.R.R. Hamsterken...what a visionary.  A beady-eyed visionary.
Capitaine Zoë D'Arcachon
Elizabeth Covington
Fritzie the Fairy

squiregaby

#61
June 26, 2009, 11:52:15 AM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on June 26, 2009, 11:36:40 AM
One hamster to fool them all,
One hamster to unwind them,
One hamster to mock them all,
and at the festival bind them.
In the land of Larkspurshire, where rennies fly.

-J.R.R. Hamsterken
This made me giggle......a lot :P I LOVE Lord of the Rings
Squire Gaby
Squire to the Knights of the most Noble Cause

Hey- Arent You?

#62
June 26, 2009, 01:49:12 PM Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 01:51:53 PM by Hey- Arent You?
Up spoke the hamster of our gallant ship,
and a squirmy little rodent was he.
He said "I should have followed the rats,
but I didn't have the sense,
now  a little merhamster I will be...."
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke

NelleMoorley

#63
June 26, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
Sing it!  I would fall onto the ground laughing!
Nelle Moorley

The Professor

#64
June 26, 2009, 02:02:16 PM Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 02:29:36 AM by The Professor
The Wild Hamster

I've been a wild hamster for many a year,
And I've spent all my pellets on gerbils and beer,
But I'm back with all both cheek pouches can store...
And I never will play the Wild Hamster no more!

CHORUS
And it's no... nay... never!
Run 'round your wheel!
No, nay, never no more...
Will I play... the wild hamster...
No, never... No more!

I went to a grain bin I used to frequent,
And I told the landhamster my pellets were spent!
I asked for alfalfa, she squeaked at me, 'Nay!'
Fat Hamsters like you only get in the way!'

CHORUS

Then from my cheek pouch I took a sunflower seed!
And the landhamster's eyes went more beady with greed!
She squeaked, 'I have shavings, and grain unsurpassed!'
'We'll shred some newspaper and have a real blast!'

CHORUS

I'll go back to my rabbits, and tell all I've done...
And ask them to pardon their adopted bun!
And if they don't nip me, they haven't before...
Then I never shall play the wild hamster no more!

CHORUS

I've thought entirely too much about all this...


"People?  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE'D BE PEOPLE!"

Hey- Arent You?

#65
June 26, 2009, 02:08:55 PM Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 02:15:15 PM by Hey- Arent You?
Quote from: The Professor on June 26, 2009, 02:02:16 PM
The Wild Hamster

I've thought entirely too much about all this...





LMAO!
I bow to the master!


now, shall we.....

Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along......Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along......Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along...... and we all hang on behind.........    
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke

Zoë

#66
June 26, 2009, 04:07:09 PM
Journey!

"Oh the hamster wheel in the sky keeps on turning...."
Capitaine Zoë D'Arcachon
Elizabeth Covington
Fritzie the Fairy

anne of oaktower

#67
June 27, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
ROFLMAO!!

OMG!  I love CoRFians!  You all really must come to your sister faire in Pittsburgh...and bring the hamsters!
aka: Oak-hearted Annie / Anne of Oak Barrel / Barefoot Annie

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

Jonas_MacPherson

#68
June 28, 2009, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Professor on June 23, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody, but...


...they're getting militant!

Best!

Ok, just my inner geek coming out...


A hamster in terminator armor....frightening!

Hey- Arent You?

#69
June 29, 2009, 10:35:21 AM
Quote from: Gentlemanprivateer on June 28, 2009, 09:24:11 PM

Ok, just my inner geek coming out...


A hamster in terminator armor....frightening!



um..... Silver.... there is nothing inner about your geek.  It's right there on the surface.    ;)
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke

Demetrius

#70
June 29, 2009, 10:20:43 PM
My hamster got a sunburn due to lack of a tarp for shelter... :(
Truth teller of exceptional proportion...
Proud to be a part of the Colorado Renaissance Festival...

Cynthia_Orella

#71
June 30, 2009, 01:34:37 AM
I feel like letting everyone know I had a terrible hamster nightmare! I was almost eaten alive... sad face... okay I'm good felt like sharing

Hey- Arent You?

#72
June 30, 2009, 09:31:05 AM
Quote from: anne of oaktower on June 27, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
ROFLMAO!!

OMG!  I love CoRFians!  You all really must come to your sister faire in Pittsburgh...and bring the hamsters!

Grammercy!  We'd love to and most appreciate the invite.

but just in case, you should all start hamstering up now.


   Be not afraid of hamsters.
Some are born hamster,
Some achieve hamsterness,
Some have hamster thrust upon them.
                   -William Shakeshamster   
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke

Zoë

#73
June 30, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!

Capitaine Zoë D'Arcachon
Elizabeth Covington
Fritzie the Fairy

Hey- Arent You?

#74
June 30, 2009, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: Zoë on June 30, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!


Not supprised, considering his parentage.   :D
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke
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