Hamsters at CoRF

[Hey- Arent You?]

We shall not flag or fail. We shall hamster on to the end, we shall hamster at gate, we shall hamster on the water wheel and wishing wells, we shall hamster with growing numbers and growing size in the trees, we shall hamster our villiage, whatever the cost may be, we shall hamster on the stages, we shall hamster in the booths & shops, we shall hamster on the joust field and in the lanes, we shall hamster in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this villiage or a large part of it were infested by rats, then our Hamster Empire beyond the fence, armed and guarded by the Hamster Fleet, would carry on the hamstering, until, in the Hamster Kings good time, the Hamster World, with all its balls and wheels, scurries forth to build the habitrails to the satire and the hilarity of all.                                                ~Winston Churchamster  -  June 4, 1940

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[Demetrius]

It's like watching a word movie...

Wait, what are we doing again?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Four score and seven hamsters ago our followers brought forth into this new Hamster nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all Hamsters are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great invasion, testing whether that Hamster nation, or any Hamster nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that invasion. We have come to dedicate a portion of that jousting field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that this Hamster nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave Hamsters, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored Hamster dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these Hamster dead shall not have died in vain -- that this Hamster nation, under Hamster King shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the Hamsters, by the Hamsters, for the Hamster, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Hamster
November 19th, 1863

[Zoë]

"Ask not what your hamster can do for you....ask what you can do for your hamster!"

John Fitzhamster Kennedy

[Hey- Arent You?]

"Ask not what your hamster can do for you....ask what you can do for your hamster!"

John Fitzhamster Kennedy

aye, what a better world it would be now if he were not taken from us so young.
I'm sure we all remember what we were doing when we heard the news of that great and nobel hamsters passing.

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

OH and let us not forget that wonderful speach given by Martin Hamster King

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my Hamster friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American Hamster dream.

I have a dream that one day this Hamster nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all hamsters are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former hamsters and the sons of former hamster owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little hamsters will one day live in a hamster nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I still weep just thinking of that little bit from his famous speech

[Demetrius]

Einstein (like most scientists) didn't know much, but he did know this- throughout history there have been many controversial quotes inaccurately attributed to hamstern. He also knew some other things about light and whatever.
I wrote a paper about him in the third grade, which, btw, was not terribly exciting considering the fact not much is known about Einstein as a third grader at Punxatawny Phil Polytechnic Elementary.

[Hey- Arent You?]

    NOTICE!    
HI6 has reported a recent upsurgence in the occurrence of rogue hamsters.
It would appear that these rogue hamsters are working together
and have formed a clothespin assassin squad.
Citizens are encouraged to be on guard and on the lookout.
Please report any suspicious activity immediately to your local authorities.
More information as it developes. 

[Francisco Paula]

My rat and i had our invasion today but when i got out to the car i reached into my pocket and found out i had a hitchhicking hamster. So i let him go and drove home and opened the door to get my stuff out of the back seat and there he was again, so we have recruited said hamster into our rat invasion. heheheheheheh

[Toki Bloodaxe]

    A Hamstern invasion! What's next? Hamstern piloting the Death Star, heading to earth with vengeance in their little Hamstern hearts? We all know the alien ancestors of the human race were the Hamstern. They taught us how to do certain things which make civilization possible as we know it today. Things such as growing crops, purifying water and brushing our teeth. We know these things because of all of the carvings on the walls of Mayan and Incan cities that depict Hamstern-type beings with space suit helmets on their heads directing subservient humans to build pyramids, play deadly ball games and wipe their feet before entering the Hamstern temples. As humans,  we owe a great debt to these ancient Hamstern, who have brought us civilization as we know it today. They taught us the use of the wheel after all. But, now something has backfired on the current descendants of those ancient Hamstern. Now, it is humans who call all of the shots, and stand on the outside of the cage and look in at the "stupid little hamster" as it runs on its wheel. We are so superior. They are now our slaves......or are they....?
    Stay tuned for more paranoia!

[Tanda]

You see a hamster and you stand completely still, thinking that it's vision is movement based. And then, it Looks at you. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides, from the Hamsters you didn't even no were there. They leap at you and nip you. Here, here, maybe here. The point is, you are alive when they squeak at you.

[Hey- Arent You?]

My rat and i had our invasion today but when i got out to the car i reached into my pocket and found out i had a hitchhicking hamster. So i let him go and drove home and opened the door to get my stuff out of the back seat and there he was again, so we have recruited said hamster into our rat invasion. heheheheheheh

if you recurted the hamster to your invasion.... why does he keep refering to your rat as "My Beyotch"?

[Francisco Paula]

Hmm lets see hamster rides in pocket rat rides ontop of my hat, who is who's Beyotch

[Hey- Arent You?]

Hmm lets see hamster rides in pocket rat rides ontop of my hat, who is who's Beyotch

let's see..... rat is driving..... Hamster is passenger......  making you the pack animal.......
yeh, I'm still thinkin the Hamster is in charge......   

[Francisco Paula]

Nope Rat is the captain of the ship, hamster is the navigator and i'm the ship