Not the best weekend

[Betty Munro]

hmmm ... someone warned her about you?  I've always had a hankering for the kind of guys that others post warnings about.  That "gentleman" must think she is socially incompetent and unable to make friendship choices all by herself.  THOSE are the kind of people I avoid.

[CapnJack]

Sorry to hear about this, mate.  I'm exceedingly tired of the rumor mill myself, although I have been lucky enough to avoid most of this sort of drama in the past. At the very least, I've remained blissfully ignorant of whatever rumors may have been flying about regarding myself.  But it bothers me when I hear nasty stuff about others, especially when I happen to like them, but also occasionally when I don't.  Gossip-mongering sucks.

[Demetrius]

I'm exceedingly tired of the rumor mill myself...

I heard a rumor Radu has the habit of trying to steal your hamster... hey, where did my hamster go?

[Avan]

   Nobody has started any rumors about me.      Most mean that nobody loves me. 

[Hey- Arent You?]

  Nobody has started any rumors about me.      Most mean that nobody loves me. 

I heard that hamsters stole Avans hat and that it drove him to drink. also heard that Cap'nJ was a not there a few weeks ago.  also heard that Demetrius was actually an alien and that why he can stand to stand next to a grill all day at 90+ temps (making it well over 400 deg back there) cooking hamster and calling it chicken.  I heard that Platt was secretly quite clever, That Remi and Spinni really think they can fly, that Alice was tiny enough to fit in a teacup, That Delaney was an enslaver of pixies, that Gareth's rat doesn't know a compass from a capstun, that Charlotte actually uses iron on decals, that Toki was really the one taking all the photos, that Zoe doesn't even drink soda, that Radu has never actually been to a festival, that the Professor was secretly breeding hamsters for Demetrius, that Adriana smokes posies, that Cynthia hangs out with pirates, that Blushing has a crush on Demetrius, that JohnSilverGP is a gamer geek, that all of Foxglove is lipsyncing, That Bryan was really afraid of horses, that squireGaby has that name cuz she is, tha Bahlien likes faeries, that QueenTitiania dumped Oberon for one of Robin Hoods men, that there are actually 2 of Kathleen McF, that Gauwyn isn't actually from Brocknell, that Carpathian was queen of Prussia in another life, That Spleen is in reality Scottish,  That Aernn is actually Welsh, that DeadBishop is really Ded Bob, that Moldy doesn't really exist, that Anne of Oaktower likes to pin squirrels to people as favors, That the Baron & Baroness were actually, secretly, the owners of the festival, that Tanda ALSO has a crush on Demetrius, that ladybootlegger doesn't even drink, and that the whole bloody festival is buggering hamsters on the ring road after canon.

did I miss anyone?


"Live never to be ashamed if everything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is not true."  
-Richard Bach      

[Norfolk]

"did I miss anyone?"

As a matter of fact ... you seem to have missed the Baron and Baroness.

[Hey- Arent You?]

"did I miss anyone?"

As a matter of fact ... you seem to have missed the Baron and Baroness.

whoops, look again.   

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Well I heard that Hey-Aernt-You is really conspiring with the elephant which in reality filled with Hamsters to take over the faire

[Hey- Arent You?]

Well I heard that Hey-Aernt-You is really conspiring with the elephant which in reality filled with Hamsters to take over the faire

wow!  where does he find time with all that hamster buggering going on?

[Demetrius]

I know who Tanda really likes... (did you leave out Radu in all that?) and Blushing with a crushing? You have been visiting hamsters after dark. No hamsters are harmed in the making of the chicken. Just wait 'til you see my new tennis shoes.

I heard Avan used to work for Witman's Sampler Co. and Hey- Aren't You? wants to get a real name... something more like- Hey- is you?

[Hey- Arent You?]

I know who Tanda really likes... (did you leave out Radu in all that?) and Blushing with a crushing? You have been visiting hamsters after dark. No hamsters are harmed in the making of the chicken. Just wait 'til you see my new tennis shoes.

I heard Avan used to work for Witman's Sampler Co. and Hey- Aren't You? wants to get a real name... something more like- Hey- is you?

LOL  My name has been stricken from every stone and monument.      for now.
and it's hysterical to watch someones reaction when it dawns on them.  I thought the Chance was gonna have a seizure.   

[Adriana Rose]

You forgot me and my garland girls!

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Rumer has it that Adriana Rose is SO NICE and SWEET that the bee's won't leave her alone

[Radu the Gypsy]

I heard a rumor that Bear might sneak down to the faire this weekend.  But its probably not true.  you know how rumors are.

[Hey- Arent You?]

You forgot me and my garland girls!

did not.

, that Adriana smokes posies,