Hamsters at CoRF

[Francisco Paula]

Have fun with your group pircture.

[Page1andbeyond]

so i have been looking at the wrong end of this thread and I was very cross with the fact that no one has played my game....haahahahhah silly.   I love that game.   My hamster will not run.  I dont have it yet but I am fairly positive that said hamster will hate to run as I do.   (hamster see hamster do....doo doo doo doo doo) whoops got stuck as a thirteen year old (or possibly a do-op group)
ANYWHOO,
I will be down for a hamster bike ride, or hike! We could hamster climb mt. everest!!

Has anyone heard that sweet new band hamsters of Leon? ....if there was a bomb they would be it.

[Demetrius]

so i have been looking at the wrong end of this thread and I was very cross with the fact that no one has played my game....haahahahhah silly.   I love that game.   My hamster will not run.  I dont have it yet but I am fairly positive that said hamster will hate to run as I do.   (hamster see hamster do....doo doo doo doo doo) whoops got stuck as a thirteen year old (or possibly a do-op group)
ANYWHOO,
I will be down for a hamster bike ride, or hike! We could hamster climb mt. everest!!

Has anyone heard that sweet new band hamsters of Leon? ....if there was a bomb they would be it.

Page1, it was nice to meet your twin sister this past weekend. Apparently you need to see Mark if you desire a hamster of your own, or maybe Scott. Rumor has it either of those two can lead you to the hamster King, not to be confused with the burger king, or the chicken al la king...

BTW all you funny people who keep referring to the chicken as hamster (Sir Garath for one)- I think it's pretty clear it is, in fact, chicken- and pretty tasty chicken at that. Just thought I'd clear that up and put it to rest.

[Capt Spleen]

...whitch leadz uzz t' diz............

Why did th' 'amster cross tha path below Pirates Pub, AND away frum Pirates Pub?

*if CRF be yarr home faire......think er'bout it before ye vests a guess*

[Tanda]

...whitch leadz uzz t' diz............

Why did th' 'amster cross tha path below Pirates Pub, AND away frum Pirates Pub?

*if CRF be yarr home faire......think er'bout it before ye vests a guess*

To see the mermaid...
To get a book...
Wait, wait....to protect his nuts!

[Capt Spleen]

Well T and A!
Close. Ye might be 1/3 of a 1/4 correct......

Hamsters don't like water........So mz Mermaid - Nay!
Hamster have yet to master the art of literazy so bookz - Nay!
Yet it doos show ye knows yarr faire topography!
To protect his nuts......NAY!
Because they be not his nuts. Rather........
th' 'amster has been attraced t' tha scent o' th' kings nuts, t' pilage, but unbeknownst t' said 'amster, CDSpleen-a-PETA be awaitin' fer 'im!
CaptDungeonSpleen, a-Pirate Eatin' Tasty 'Amster!

[Capt Spleen]

o-yez..... and jus fer th' record....... Arsena OF Paris is also PETA credited........ he's a .....

Parisian Eating Tasty 'Amster........

Go see his show. Yuulll see whut I'm sayin'.......Jus sayin'!

[GinnyZombie]

Let me just say, I'm becoming increasingly horrified by my lack of involvement in the hamster community. Despite extensive (read: minimal) research on my part, I'm still unsure of what, exactly, it takes to procure such a creature.

In hopes of ingratiating myself with the Hamster King, or Hamster Fairy, or whoever provides them, I will now compose a poem dedicated to the wonders of Hamsterhood, Hamsterdom, and Hamsternessicity in all of its forms.

I carry your hamster with me
(I carry it in my pocket)
I am never without it.
Anywhere I go, my hamster goes, my dear;
And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.
I fear
No felines, (for you are my Hamsterly Protector, my sweet)
I want
No cage (for, beautiful, you are my cage, my true)
And you are the scent of cedar chips beneath my feet,
You are the toilet paper roll upon which I nom.

Here is the deepest secret no hamster knows:
(Here is the dried corn and sunflower seeds in the bowl,
and the hanging water bottle, and the squeaky wheel,
and the corner designated for excrement)
and this is the wonder that is keeping my hamsteriness alive:

I carry your hamster
(I carry it in my pocket.)

-takes a bow-

[RenaissanceBarbie]

Let me just say, I'm becoming increasingly horrified by my lack of involvement in the hamster community. Despite extensive (read: minimal) research on my part, I'm still unsure of what, exactly, it takes to procure such a creature.

In hopes of ingratiating myself with the Hamster King, or Hamster Fairy, or whoever provides them, I will now compose a poem dedicated to the wonders of Hamsterhood, Hamsterdom, and Hamsternessicity in all of its forms.

I carry your hamster with me
(I carry it in my pocket)
I am never without it.
Anywhere I go, my hamster goes, my dear;
And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.
I fear
No felines, (for you are my Hamsterly Protector, my sweet)
I want
No cage (for, beautiful, you are my cage, my true)
And you are the scent of cedar chips beneath my feet,
You are the toilet paper roll upon which I nom.

Here is the deepest secret no hamster knows:
(Here is the dried corn and sunflower seeds in the bowl,
and the hanging water bottle, and the squeaky wheel,
and the corner designated for excrement)
and this is the wonder that is keeping my hamsteriness alive:

I carry your hamster
(I carry it in my pocket.)

-takes a bow-

"Upon which I nom".  *SNORTS*

Brilliant Ginny, holy cow...er...hamster!  Mucho snaps to you my poet madrigal.

[Demetrius]

And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.

Are you saying the hamster did it... or are you saying the hamster made you do it?

[Demetrius]

Does anyone know what this hamster thing is all about?

[Hey- Arent You?]

Does anyone know what this hamster thing is all about?

You should ask the hamster king......
he's easy to find.
just look for a hamster with a little crown.

[Demetrius]

Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...

[Hey- Arent You?]

Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...

and you didn't post that here because?

[Demetrius]

Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...

and you didn't post that here because?

Hey- we might get the hamster thread moved to mundane topics if we aren't careful...