Hamsters at CoRF

[Zoë]

Maybe more sacrifices are needed?

Nooooo, no more sacrifices to the Hamster Goddess!  Unless it's sacrifices of chocolate.  That's okay. 

[Demetrius]

Maybe more sacrifices are needed?

Nooooo, no more sacrifices to the Hamster Goddess!  Unless it's sacrifices of chocolate.  That's okay. 

I think he confused his twinkie for a hamster... however, just to be safe, I agree he probably shouldn't have another hamster... 

[Hey- Arent You?]

the crown of the hamster king?  or, wtf...!!?!!!!!

[Zoë]

Oh dear.

Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig. 

[Hey- Arent You?]

Oh dear.

Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig. 

oh good.  now tell me who, oh who, would actually put that on their head?
eeewww

[Capt Spleen]

Looks likes one o th'  (QRODS's) ...... Quiznos Rodents Of Deformed Size

If'n uneewun ermemberz dat commerzial?

[Zoë]

Oh dear.

Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig. 

oh good.  now tell me who, oh who, would actually put that on their head?
eeewww

Someone with a lot of issues.  Or hamster jealousy.

[holierthanthou]

You have to admit that it would be the perfect addition to a humongous wig that goes on forever.... like the guinea pig got caught up in it and couldn't escape.  I couldn't wear it though.  It is too sad.

Now there is Morbid the pirate at Derbyshire who wears dead things all over her.  This might make a wonderful addition to her morbidity.

[Capt Spleen]

WOuldn't work as a Medusa's hair piece....... tha snakey tendrils would zertainly 'ave a hissy'n fight t' devour th lil furball !

[Demetrius]

"You can not simultaneously prevent and prepare for hamstern."

-Dale Einstein, former K-Mart auto tech, present Wikipedia fact checker...

[Zoë]

I have some sad news to report...the Hamster Clan (tm) that has been living in my parents' laundry room for almost three years has fallen.  The last of the Brothers of Burrow has passed away.  All the cages are empty now, the wheels are silent, the chewing has ceased...and the lone trumpet plays TAPS....

Meanwhile, we have about 10 cages with nobody living inside them...I say we connect them all, get one big hamster, and let him have the biggest Hamster Mansion EVER. 

[holierthanthou]

Sorry for your loss Zoe.  The largest number of living hamsters I had at one time was 23 Siberian.  Oh how you miss those cheeks and their scurrying. I love the idea of making one big kingdom for a fortunate hamster.

[Zoë]

We had 24 at one point, Siberians as well...they all had great lives though, they just got old as things do...it's the Circle of Life...but they've got one helluva legacy for certain!

[Francisco Paula]

i say its time to start a new clan with there own tartan.

[Zoë]

I might commandeer the cages when I move into my new place this summer and get a rat for it...then I could train it to sit on my shoulder and be piratical with me...yaar!!!