Dragon Tamer?

[Fireflicker]

Not to be a parasite, but I was wondering if I could ask a favor of the fine ladies and lords of this board:
Would anyone be willing to act as my handler on this upcoming Father's Day Sunday?
Both of my handler are busy with mundane jobs unfortunately. All I would need is help dressing in the morning and aid with liquids throughout the day, although willingness to let me loiter occasionally would be lovely as there are devil children in these crowds. Of course on the flip side if anyone would like to come and play along I would be more than happy to have you!
I know it's a lot to ask, but I would love to catch the great weather this upcoming weekend and I can't go without a handler in some form or another.
Cheers! 

[LadyFireKissed]

Oh darn how I wish that I was coming up there this year!  I was a handler of sorts with you last year down at Palisaide at that Ravenshire Ren Faire.  Anybody that can jump on it guys, it is so much fun to hang out with her and you get into all kinds of fun and interesting situations.  By the way, Fireflicker, are you coming west this year?

[Fireflicker]

I know! It's too bad that you could come down this year. And fun and interesting situtations is one way to put it- I'm such a bad dragon 
I'm going to Greeley this Saturday to the Colorado Medieval Festival because a friend told me that it was a lot of fun, and I want to see the other faires that Colorado can offer, but as far as I know I will be making it up to Palisade again- it was so much fun there! For you, be on the look out then for an upgraded dragon, and, if I can fit the time in, Retarded Pony will be making its first appearance...but I'm saying too much. 

[LadyFireKissed]

OOOH. . . fun.  Hey make sure to take a look at the website for the fair down here, I think that they have changed dates and location.

[Capt Spleen]

T'was a pleasure to meet you on Sunday! And thanks for the very cool Favor!

I do indeed beleive I would enjoy being your handler and improv-ing kiddie gaurd, and adult alike, as a Pirate owner of a  Red Dragon.  ("Ye seez wee wuns, it be like dis....I'm sailin' th' highest o' dark turbulent seas, whenst Outz th' carrrnaarrrr o' me good eye, i glance a sight a' first makz me tink o' albatross, when in fact........")

Well maybe another time?

I work Sundays at faire. And this past weekend I didna work either day.
If you ever need assistance on a Saturday except fer July 24th, I be yarrr Scurvy handler pirate man!
 

[Fireflicker]

I would be honored to wander with a pirate of your stature! Thanks for the offer- it is so very much appreciated! If I come up with a Saturday without or even with friends I would be glad to have you along.

[Mistress Charlotte]

I enjoyed chatting with you after faire Sunday! 

[Fireflicker]

It was lovely to meet you as well! I'll have to stop by and get my face painted sometime 

[Capt Spleen]

*wonders what a red dragon would get it's face painted as*

[Fireflicker]

A human, of course! What could possibly be more terrifying?

[Francisco Paula]

to be face painted to look like Captain Spleen

[Skip]

It seems like every time I see face painters I think about getting a spider web painted on my head.  Hmmmmmm.... maybe this year will be the year  .

Skip

[Rosamundi]

Oh! That's YOU! I mean, you are YOU! :-)

Please let me say how much we enjoyed your performance yesterday. You are *really* good and your costume is gorgeous. I posted a note of praise in my CMF review too. 

My little one was head-over-heels about you. I'm going to bead her blue glass bauble into a necklace for her - it's her very first faire favor!

[Zoë]

It seems like every time I see face painters I think about getting a spider web painted on my head.  Hmmmmmm.... maybe this year will be the year  .

Skip

Mistress Charlotte could paint a train emerging from a tunnel on the back of your head.....

[Mistress Charlotte]

It seems like every time I see face painters I think about getting a spider web painted on my head.  Hmmmmmm.... maybe this year will be the year  .

Skip

Ummmmmm we need to talk!!