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Started by Laird Fraser of Lovatt, July 02, 2009, 06:55:31 AM

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Rani Zemirah

(sigh)  Sitting around in my chemise just isn't the same as being all garbed up and heading in through the gates...


Oh, and any fool can unlace a corset... but it takes a deal of finesse to understand and appreciate the subtleties of anticipation that are involved in the lacing process, and the occasional knowing smile and gentle tug of strings throughout the day that tell a woman you plan to pay just as much attention when you're helping her out of it as into it can set the tone for an entire day of play that is no less breathtaking for being carried out in full view of everyone in the lanes, with none but those involved being any the wiser . . .

So, best to keep all that in mind the next time a lady asks you to pull her laces.  ;)
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Bubba/Tink

Quote from: -:-Juju-:- on September 01, 2010, 09:53:54 AM
Quote from: The Rogue Gambit on September 01, 2010, 07:49:24 AM


Snarf, making me feel all warm inside or is that the whiskey  ;)

I'll say it's a combination of both ;)


*Ahem*

I'll say it again..are we FAIRE yet?!!!! *stomps feet* Hurry it up, already, October!!



Oh and Breandan, you'll be glad to know Bubby/Tinkk and myself did follow through and made sure Mouse was properly tormented @ Firkin yesterday! :D






Hahahahaha, poor little Mouse.

Maybe I will just go by Bubba-Tink
Adorkable Faerie formerly know as Tinkk
Bubba Fett

JackGonzo, MD

Quote from: Rani Zemirah on September 01, 2010, 10:02:04 PM
(sigh)  Sitting around in my chemise just isn't the same as being all garbed up and heading in through the gates...


Oh, and any fool can unlace a corset... but it takes a deal of finesse to understand and appreciate the subtleties of anticipation that are involved in the lacing process, and the occasional knowing smile and gentle tug of strings throughout the day that tell a woman you plan to pay just as much attention when you're helping her out of it as into it can set the tone for an entire day of play that is no less breathtaking for being carried out in full view of everyone in the lanes, with none but those involved being any the wiser . . .

So, best to keep all that in mind the next time a lady asks you to pull her laces.  ;)

I remember the first time I took the now wife to Faire. In Maryland we took her to look for her first garb and she went with a quaint lace front bodice/corset. She tried it on...and then the shop mom came over...No, no, that's too big for you, here try this on.

*Proceeds to lace up wife...wife's eyes bulge...breathing stops...laughter commences from the peanut gallery*

Shop Mom-There, now you have tracks of land that will make every man jealous of your man.

...Wenches are a bigger thing on the East Coast what can I say.
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Breandan

who said anything about unlacing?

*twirls sgian dubh*

;D
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Rani Zemirah

#3199
Breandan, you cut a lady's laces and you'd better not only have two extra sets in your pouch to gift her with, but you'd better make certain you understand exactly how to lace the d@mned thing back up again for when she wants to wear it next!!!  You may think your charms are enough to make her forget about the laces, but damaging a lady's treasured garb can land you in hot water quicker than many things most people would consider far greater transgressions... particularly if said lady has hours of her own work involved in the making!  

Besides, being quick isn't really something most men want to be known for... and there's frequently a great deal to be said for taking lots of time and lingering over the little details.

Jus' sayin'...  :P  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Breandan

I always carry spare laces :D

Besides, why let a good bodicegasm go to waste? *whistles innocently*
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Rani Zemirah

I've always enjoyed making my 'gasm's last a while, personally...  ;p 
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#3202
36!! :o




SH*T!  Time to kick it into overdrive!
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Mouse

Quote from: Fraser of Lovatt on September 02, 2010, 04:09:47 AM
36!! :o




SH*T!  Time to kick it into overdrive!

So, turn it up to 11? My knob broke?
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

Jack Daw at Work

#3204
Wait a minute!  That's not what I meant!
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Blue66669

Please, oh please, cut my laces LOL!
Blaidd Drwg

crashbot

If other corset wearing women are anything like my wife, I wouldnt want to be within 500 yards of someone who cut her corset laces.

Packed and ready to go. Just counting down now.
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire

Bonny Pearl

Gypsy Wanderer
Kingdom of Onondaga
Order of the Hatchet
Landshark No.88

Dracconia

Quote from: Breandan on September 02, 2010, 01:15:28 AM
I always carry spare laces :D

Besides, why let a good bodicegasm go to waste? *whistles innocently*

I  never think of you as someone who is going to let any sort of gasm go to waste.....

PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

Dracconia

So funny story about lacing.....


My first morning of TRF last year I walked out of my tent and asked....half asleep if anyone would be willing to tie me up....

And my TRF cherry was popped.
PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake