End of the World garb for this weekend

[Merlin the Elder]

Well, from what the cops told me, there was too little evidence to charge you with anything serious....

[Merlin]

So my spell worked perfectly...... awesome !

[Merlin the Elder]

** cough! ** that's not really what I was saying, boy! "too little evidence..." ... from your mother's side of the family, I should say...

[Merlin the Elder]

SORRY for the double post... Nim and I were about to crash for the night when it struck me: The Rapture Took Place on Schedule!! Yes, my dear friends, the Rapture occurred on May 21, at 6 pm, just as had been predicted. God took all the worthy faithful into Heaven. We didn't notice because, well frankly, God didn't find anyone worthy, consequently everyone is still here. Reality indeed sucks.

It's kinda like the government...just can't count on anything...Ya'll have a nice day, ya'heah?