Only........

[Rage]

So the plan is bug spray & lots of salt. Zombies don't drink mead do they. We may have to hunker around the mead booth at around 10:00 am to protect it...hehehe

To all the new people. What you have been witnessing is just an act, random silliness. There are no zombies at fest, no one has been hit with an iron or pushed into the trunk of a car. Well there are the occasional post-feast of fantasy zombies but they are harmless.

Come join in the fun and revelry that is the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

No carpets or Rages were injured in the making of this random silliness. The carpet was already scorched & blows to Rage's head have left him with a slight tick but nothing that will be noticed.

[groomporter]

Aren't you forgetting the after hours zombie orgy when the gravel pit is lined with plastic and filled with baby oil?

[Rage]

Aren't you forgetting the after hours zombie orgy when the gravel pit is lined with plastic and filled with baby oil?

ushha noa heta Ombieza rgyoa heta ewna eoplepa reaa ettingga caredsa eforeba heyta venea etga ereha owha reaa ewa upposedsa ota acrificesa hemta fia heyta on'tda howsa pua?

This translates to The Minnesota Renaissance Festival Huzzah and welcome! This concludes our class in Swine Latin.   

Oh yeah only 3 more days!

[Will Gamwell]

It's those pesky zombie mosquitoes that are so hard to keep a way.

And here they thought it was an outbreak of West Nile Virus down in Shakopee.

do we have our zombie attack plan in place just incase....well you know.

Zombie contigency plan will be discussed further immediately following the Order of the Coconut presentation.  All attendees must have had at least 4 glasses of Mead.

....cause it is a Zombie virus vaccine....didn't ya know!

[Rage]

I forgot about the mead cure.

[Lady_Lily]

You mean the book I am reading called "The Zombie Survival Guide" is wrong and there really is a vaccine for solanum (P.S. read the book, it's fantastic!).

Sweet!!!! :-P

[Will Gamwell]

Well it has never been put to the test...but then again it hasn't been disproved.  Better safe than sorry I always say! 

[Rage]

You mean the book I am reading called "The Zombie Survival Guide" is wrong and there really is a vaccine for solanum (P.S. read the book, it's fantastic!).

Sweet!!!! :-P

I think the mead cure in the yet to be released sequel "The Zombie Survival Guide II, Oh Crap! fast moving zombi....*screams of pain*". I heard the writer had some problems during his research that have pushed the release date back.

I heard "The Zombie Survival guide" is a great book. I have to laugh that you are reading it as this thread derails even further. Must be the upcoming full moon.

[Baron Doune]

All this talk of Zombies in my swamp!!!

Ha, completely untrue.

Then again....I've been told many do meet their end in the swamp...true story.

[Rage]

*giggles*  2 3/4 to go.

Yay!

I just hope I make it to Saturday, I got this funny feeling that someones trying to off me....

[Random Girl]

[Rage]

ROTF.... thats ones great Harem Pants....

See even the cats know...

Hey, Knew there were zombies in Baron's swamp. Wow those are ugly (and poorly faked)



Thats ok, I have our own Zombie survival plan:

[Erynn]

Keanu Reeves?

[Muffin]

http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=8&day=16&year=2008&hour=9&min=00&sec=0&p0=159


3 DAYS!!!!

[Rage]

Keanu Reeves?

Nope just Neo. He owes me a favor from when I saved his butt from the machines a couple years back.