Rennie Dictionary

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Dallen...Wench wich.......it is not as easy as it looks......and takes plenty of training and practice...

Do not try it at home.....I am a trained professional

Hmm, good advice. If I were try it at home I fear Lady Di may test the sharpness of one of my swords.

One good turn deserves another, and if your allowed to have two wenchs surronding you, then she should be able to have 2 or more handsome men escourt her.

Hum what shall we call that if two women surrond 1 man a Wench Wich, should we call a woman surronded by two or more men a Manwich...

How do you handle a Hungry man? Manwich!

[PurpleDragon]

Hum what shall we call that if two women surrond 1 man a Wench Wich, should we call q woman surronded by two or more men a Manwich...

How do you handle a Hungry man? Manwich!

I'm sorry, but Manwich is already a registered and licensed name, we cannot use it.  We shall have to call it something along the lines of Roguewich, or Wench kabob.

[groomporter]

Hum what shall we call that if two women surrond 1 man a Wench Wich, should we call q woman surronded by two or more men a Manwich...

How do you handle a Hungry man? Manwich!

I'm sorry, but Manwich is already a registered and licensed name, we cannot use it.  We shall have to call it something along the lines of Roguewich, or Wench kabob.

I don't know, people get away with "Spam" for unsolicited Email... 

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Hum what shall we call that if two women surrond 1 man a Wench Wich, should we call q woman surronded by two or more men a Manwich...

How do you handle a Hungry man? Manwich!

I'm sorry, but Manwich is already a registered and licensed name, we cannot use it.  We shall have to call it something along the lines of Roguewich, or Wench kabob.

Wench Kaboob still sounds like two women surronding 1 man, I still like Manwich.

What if the wench has overly LARGE tracks of land, is she then called a Boobie Trap?

Hum maybe this should go to Johns Inn

[PurpleDragon]

I don't know, people get away with "Spam" for unsolicited Email... 

That's because SPAM is something that NOBODY wants unless they have absolutely NO choice.

[wyckdblyss]

I personally like the "Boobie Trap"...being a lady with "Huge tracks of land" and all...lol

[groomporter]

I don't know, people get away with "Spam" for unsolicited Email... 

That's because SPAM is something that NOBODY wants unless they have absolutely NO choice.

Oh I don't know... 
"residents of the state of Hawaii and the territories of Guam and the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands (CNMI) consume the most Spam per capita. On average, each person on Guam consumes 16 tins of Spam each year and the numbers at least equal this in the CNMI. Guam, Hawaii, and Saipan, the CNMI's principal island, have the only McDonald's restaurants that feature Spam on the menu. Burger King, in Hawaii, began serving Spam in 2007 on its menu to compete with the local McDonald's chains.
In Hawaii, Spam is so popular it is sometimes dubbed "The Hawaiian Steak.""
-Source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)

[Adriana Rose]

Ren Rat: A child who was concived at a fair and or with a set of rennie parents..

Tent Rats: the most horrible disease to be caught at a fair.. There is no cure only a repreve in 18 years..

[Lady Nicolette]

The original Spam king, Geordie Hormel (actually eldest son-o-spam, and therefore the largest heir to the fortune, since his father believed in primogeniture), was a friend of mine.  He had a wonderful sense of humor and thought it was extraordinarily funny that technological junk mail was coined as "Spam."  Here's a link to a nice article about Geordie in "Mix" magazine after his death.  He was an intriguing personality who loved music and machinery. 

http://mixonline.com/mag/audio_la_grapevine_86/

[Welsh Wench]

Once upon a time, at the Ette Tu Invasion, a demonstration of a sand-wench was given with some R/F members.

The guys were the bread, the wenches were the 'filling'.
Followed by the inevitable yell of 'SANDWENCH'!



And yes, we were squished together. 

[groomporter]

Oh a triple decker sand-wench? 

[Blue66669]

Tent rats??

Is that something like bringing home an "unauthorized souvenir" from faire?

[Lord Dragonspyre]

bumroll - irrefutable proof that even during the Renaissance, men liked a little junk in the trunk...

[Messyn McCleavage]

Karl, I like "Wench Kabob" - I enjoy being skewered! 

As long as we're on the topic of porta-privvies, let us not forget the "honey dipper." An obnoxiously loud alarm clock, or at least for those playtron campers who had the misfortune of sleeping (passing out) too close to the porta-privvies.

Brunch - Beer sponge (aka sinners knots) served with alcohol before official beer cannon.

[Messyn McCleavage]

Almost forgot:

Sausage Wallet. Just as it sounds, a wench who wraps her lips around sausage. Kendra, one of the "Girls next door" Playmates called the Scottish Queen that during dinner!