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Hilarious RenFaire FCR.com commercial...

Started by Codi Lyn, November 10, 2008, 02:05:56 PM

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Codi Lyn

My brother (not a blown-out rennie, but an appreciated supporter and fellow geek) and I were sitting eating breakfast and watching TV this morning when another one of those Free Credit Report.com commercials comes on (you know, with the bum guys that sing the catchy songs about their bad credit), a new one, and it's at a Renaissance Faire! I cackled out right it was so funny and tried to find it on YouTube but only succeeded in gaining the song lyrics with a slide show of commercial screen shots. So I've typed up the lyrics for you, and hope you all enjoy them as I did.  :D

(It's a bit staccato fast paced)
I was gettin' depressed,
coz' of all the stress I was feelin' at home;
Had a poor credit score,
and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go;
Thought I'd move to a place,
where my credit could stink and nobody would care;
I just wish somebody had told me,
that place was a Renaissance Faire.
Free Credit Report.com,
tell your friends,
tell your dad,
tell your mom;
Never mind I've been singin' this song,
since we first showed up with our pirate hats on;
If you're not into fake sword fights,
pointy slippers, and green wool tights;
Take a tip from a knight who knows,
Free Credit Report.com, let's go!

Cheers! ~ Codi
M'name's Cordelia Lyn, m'lards and ladies... Shall I be takin' ye portraits with me film of yon Fuji?

Tammy

I saw this the other day, and had to rewind my friend's tivo to watch it again!! Hilarious...and it made me miss Faire!!
Royal Protector of Raccoons, Mistress of the Poi, Best Friend of Windland/Nim, Guppy, Seamstress for The Feisty Lady.

NoBill Lurker

So what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to BARF!!!
You're going to...wait...WHAT???

Libby Stella

My little sister - Now I know why I was put on this earth... to watch this video!!!

haha, were both big fans of the commercials! I love this one!
So if you've never been frog kissing
Then you don't know what you've been missin'
~Frog Kissin' - Brobdingnagian Bards

Athena

#4
OMGOMG I'm laughing so hard it hurts!!! This is even better than the Snickers commercials! 

I think the singer is a total cutie. I love geek boys!  :)
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~ Chinese Proverb