It was great meeting all of you this year!

[Count Adolfo]

OK, I'm no pirate...
but I missed this event last season and I have no intention of missing it again.

I intend to make sure it's a LOT of fun
for me, that is
you'll all have to make sure it's fun for you
you don't expect me to make sure it's fun for you, do you?
is it really up to me?
why is it up to me?
what makes you think I can make you have fun?
sheesh, all right, all right... I'll do what I can!

[Ambios]

OK, I'm no pirate...
but I missed this event last season and I have no intention of missing it again.

I intend to make sure it's a LOT of fun
for me, that is
you'll all have to make sure it's fun for you
you don't expect me to make sure it's fun for you, do you?
is it really up to me?
why is it up to me?
what makes you think I can make you have fun?
sheesh, all right, all right... I'll do what I can!

Ahoy there, sir....quite the stream o' conciousness.....are ye sure ye didn't fall into a rum puncheon in mid thought ?  Indeed 'tis a great time...and I missed it m'self last year (have no intention of missing it again...'specially for last years reasons...an' some of ye be knowin whereof I speak).

That havin been said...it was mentioned previously that it be BRUTALLY hot...HYDRATE till it runneth out yer eyes, and sunscreen!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

OK, I'm no pirate...

This is a problem you really should consider addressing, Count.  There were plenty of Italian pirates! 

We're always looking to increase the ranks!

[Anna Iram]

OK, I'm no pirate...
but I missed this event last season and I have no intention of missing it again.

I intend to make sure it's a LOT of fun
for me, that is
you'll all have to make sure it's fun for you
you don't expect me to make sure it's fun for you, do you?
is it really up to me?
why is it up to me?
what makes you think I can make you have fun?
sheesh, all right, all right... I'll do what I can!

Ahoy there, sir....quite the stream o' conciousness.....are ye sure ye didn't fall into a rum puncheon in mid thought ?  Indeed 'tis a great time...and I missed it m'self last year (have no intention of missing it again...'specially for last years reasons...an' some of ye be knowin whereof I speak).

That havin been said...it was mentioned previously that it be BRUTALLY hot...HYDRATE till it runneth out yer eyes, and sunscreen!

LOL..Mayhaps Count's dingy is missing an oar or two this morning? 

Just teasing you Count. Seriously, Everyone's got a little Pirate in 'em ..no jokes here please  ... even if just for the day. You don't have to go all yarrr, but you should explore the possiblities. It's be fun to see your version of Italian pirate.

[Escarlata]

HYDRATE till it runneth out yer eyes, and sunscreen!

And don't count Mike's Hard Lemonade as hydration, trust me on this. Between that and the Blackbeard's Booty Rum Liquer, some of you got to see a silly drunken succubus on Sunday. Thanks to the PTB for the Ranger who kept me from doing anything I'd have to apologize for later.

[Count Adolfo]

OK, I'm no pirate...

This is a problem you really should consider addressing, Count.  There were plenty of Italian pirates! 

We're always looking to increase the ranks!

My good friend Mad Jack...
Indeed, there were many Italian pirates... in fact, they were called the Italian Navy.

To me... Pirates... are Navy.
I have a letter of Marque for those who wish to operate in my territorial waters and smite my rivals, including other Italian lords who are in competition with me 




Aye, yes... I had a stream of consciousness brought on by lack of sleep and no lack of drink.
Still, I cannot wait for JLD.  I believe it will be a great time and I look forward to all the fun.
I am, at this moment, contemplating an IFRP membership...

[Welsh Wench]

I don't need the IFRP--I have community property!

And I can park dock a boat ship with the best of them!

Pay no attention to that stick in the water. It's not even a mast. Anymore.

Just a fish condo.

[Count Adolfo]

Oooh, sinking ships
sounds like fun

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

IFRP-- is that some kind of club or something?  

*sigh*  Yes, dear, half is yours.  

[Count Adolfo]

IFRP = International Fellowship of Royal Privateers
http://ifrp.org
Privateer's Guild.


I think I might just support a local ship.
After all, I need transport on my adventures, right?
And it also doesn't hurt to have cohorts in cavorting...

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Donations are always welcome.  And encouraged!   

Ah, now I see why I never paid attention to the IFRP.  I'm just a simple pirate who steers clear of political entanglements, especially when it involves my ship and profits.  By definition, not much of a joiner.

Besides, looking after my Wolfe Pack keeps me busy enough as it is.  Once a captain, always a captain...