I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

MrHyde · November 30, 2011, 10:38:17 AM

What is the average height of a gnome?

Shipping

DonaCatalina · November 30, 2011, 10:54:04 AM

Q. What type of commerce oocupies the Houston Channel?

A. Beauregard

Bob of the Lake · November 30, 2011, 10:58:11 AM

Q: What does a woman hopefully have for her fiance?

A: Chimney sweep

MrHyde · November 30, 2011, 10:45:13 PM

What stepped in time in Mary Poppins?

Clam

Jack Daw at Work · December 01, 2011, 04:11:48 PM

Q: What do 1930's gangster hoods call a dollar?

A: gat

MrHyde · December 01, 2011, 11:24:11 PM

What was a 1930's gun?

Due date

DonaCatalina · December 02, 2011, 05:02:53 AM

Q. What do some men feel that they are owed by women?

A. pancake

Merlin the Elder · December 02, 2011, 07:54:33 AM

Q: What do you give the God of the Wild for desert?

A: Sweet nothings

Archer · December 02, 2011, 08:11:35 AM

Q. Which megaphone do you select when you just wish to give the garden a good once over ?

A. funny bone

Bob of the Lake · December 02, 2011, 08:51:11 AM

Q: What do you call a joking femur?

A: near sighted

Jack Daw at Work · December 02, 2011, 09:19:44 AM

Q: What do you whisper to your hunting buddy when you finally spot a wild near in the clearing?

A: White cockade

arbcoind · December 02, 2011, 09:40:05 AM

Q: What is Bourbon dynasty?

A: Telephone Book

DonaCatalina · December 02, 2011, 11:21:02 AM

Q. What is patently useless because telephones can't read?

A. Turtle

MrHyde · December 02, 2011, 05:05:35 PM

What is faster than a snail?

Blockbuster

DonaCatalina · December 03, 2011, 10:40:05 AM

Q. qhat could be used for breaking up stone blocks?

A. Meringue

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