I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[The Rabbi]

Q: What does calf slobber look like?

A: Tophat

[Archer]

Q.   Name a hat that would not be first selected for outdoor athletics, sun protection, woodland use, hunting, fishing, or any other purpose other than "look at wearer" factor ?

A.   circus

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What is one half of a large casino in Las Vegas?

A: Dressage

[MrHyde]

What do you use to date a dress?  (Dressage - Dress age)

Steampunk

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the best method of cooking punk?

A: Whiskers

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What do you call the kitchen workers who beat egg whites into meringue?

A: Absolute zero

[Archer]

Q.  What is the amount of influence a U.S. President (after FDR time period) has on the nation's economy ?

A.   idea

[MrHyde]

What has Hollywood not had an original one in many years?

Leg

[Archer]

Q.  What part of the human anatomy occasionally supports the buttocks ?  

A.   dolphin

[MrHyde]

What was released by Activision for the Atari 2600?

Ceiling fan

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: Who might sit on the opposite side of the stadium from a floor fan?

A: Record store

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: Where do you go to buy the lists of Olympic winners?

A: thumb wrestling

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What can be a one person sport?


A. arch

[Archer]

Q.  What symbol, when colored yellow, makes small humans unhappy . . .  until their demands are met to produce a happy meal ?

A.  surprise

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What kind of gift does almost everyone like?

A. mistletoe