I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[The Rabbi]

Q: What does a full giant smurf look like?

A: sanity

[DonaCatalina]

Q. has always been in short supply in humanity's mental state of being?

A. Fir

[Archer]

Q.  Name the Taiwanese Mandopop pop rock band known for the song "Lydia".

A.  walking stick

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call a severely anorexic person?

A: Station break

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a TV channel that goes off the air for an undetermined period of time for no apparent reason, unless you have satellite TV in which all stations take a break due to a moving cloud.

A:  Lint trap

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the technical term for a belly button?

A: buzz saw

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call a hangover after a good beer buzz.

A:  mission control

[MrHyde]

What will Mission Impossible be called when Tom Cruise is in his 80's and searching for a bathroom?

Texas

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: Where will you find all of George Strait's ex-wives?

A: Night of the Living Dead

[Archer]

Q.  What movie scenario inspired a number of interesting instructional videos ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU

A.  meatloaf

[MrHyde]

What do you call singing hamburger?

Pink goo

[arbcoind]

Q:  What did my mother make out of red jello and cool whip?

A:  hangnail

Gina

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call the metal protrusion from the wall where you put your coat?

A: Toe Jam

[Archer]

Q.  What is greyish-brown and made up primarily of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat ?

A.  hurling

[MrHyde]

What did Archer's last question make Mr Hyde feel like doing?

Boxer