I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do alligators wear when not swamping?

A: Tree Topper

[MrHyde]

What was Will Ferrell jumping off the couch in Elf to put on the tree?

Mead

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  Whad goes well with podadoes.

A:  wristwatch

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What does the National Weather Service issue if there is a chance of a downpour of distal radioulnar joints?

A: Kumquat

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is a fruit that everyone has heard of, but hardly anyone has eaten?

A. shooter

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's a plastic device invented to make salad and a profit at Christmas time, then break down.

A:  Bully pulpit

[The Rabbi]

Q: Where does a mean preacher deliver his/her sermon from?

A: Cow hide

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What happens when the bull seek?

A: Astral projection

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What's the result of instructing Astra to project more in in her stage acting?

A:  Dog days

[Archer]

Q.  What is the measure of time for those in the doghouse with a spouse ?

A.   modified

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What word describes someone whose communication method changes from quill and parchment to email, Twitter, and/or FaceBook?

A: Cell phone

[Archer]

Q. What is another name for a "communicator"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUeQJXznCtY

A.  camel spit

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you run up into ungulate's arse and out through his mouth in order to roast him over the coals?

A: Speculation

[Archer]

Q.  What is a conclusion or opinion reached by contemplation ?

A.  dictators

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is Richard Taters' nickname?

A: Absolute power