I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  So, what does a high-tech-savvy person with Tourette's Syndrone do throughout the day?

A:  Bicuspids

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call cuspids that like both sexes?

A: Trash talk

[Archer]

                 

Q.  What doth twain dipsy dumpsters do,  besides gathering sun and . . .  resideth within yon alley ?

A.   Shakespeare

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What did the Zulu warrior do in his war dance before attacking the Brittish at Rourke's Drift?

A:  Cannonball Run

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call diarrhea on the battlefield?

A: Dirty Harry

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What are the two best adjectives to use to describe a lollipop that accidentally gets dropped on an old hunting dog.

A:  Capillaries

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What sounds similar; but is totally unrelated to Capuchin Monks?

A. Cowl

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call a short scowl?

A: Varmint

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What is a good brand name for a varnish-flavored candy?

A: honor system

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  How does the boss consistently, successfully steal from the office coffee pot and everybody knows about it?

A:  Elbow room

[Archer]

Q.  What did Jeffrey Dahlmer use when the fridge was full ?

A.  Morbid

[Merlin the Elder]

(Archer wins the question of the day!)

Q: What is the only way to beat the other guy at the auction?

A: Insufferable

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What is an anagram for "Fable infuser".

A:  uvula

[arbcoind]

Q:  Where can you find videos of vula?

A:  Bill of Lading

Gina

[Bob of the Lake]

Q: What is William of Lading's nickname?

A: Time bomb