I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  What do you call heir apparents to the Throne of France who can jump through hoops while swimming.

A:  Vanderbilt

[The Rabbi]

Q: What is redneck termiknowldge for "See that {Van There Built} her myself from the ground up.

A: Slippery

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call a business that sells women's undergarments?

A: Apple Cider

[The Rabbi]

Q: What is something you can not make with an Apple computer no matter how many times you run over it?

A: Misdemeanor

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What is the proper way to address Mister Demeanor's daughter?

A: Pond scum

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What is a life form an entire order of magnitude higher than the potentially dead man who tried to kidnap some of the neighborhood children here yesterday?

A: Smith & Wesson

[The Rabbi]

Q: What do you call Oklahoma Security Systems?

A: Gun Control

[Rani Zemirah]

Q; What do you call expert marksmanship?

A: Peace of mind

[The Rabbi]

Q: What comes from an expert marksman eliminating pond scum preying on children?

A: Satisfaction

[Archer]

Q.  What is the meaning of life ?   (There ain't nothing to life but satisfaction. ~ Will Rogers)

A.  zero tolerance

[Jack Daw at Work]

Q:  After whom was the actor Zero Mostel named?

A:  Drive shaft

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What does Richard Roundtree's chauffeur do?

A: Smoking gun

[Anna Iram]

Q: What term was made famous as a result of the Watergate hearings.

A: Tiddlywinks

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you call the rapid eye-blinking movement when you see an extremely large-breasted woman?

A: Information Overload

[DonaCatalina]

Q. What is the most common internet affliction?

A. Pacify