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Archer

#480
February 05, 2012, 08:56:16 AM Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 08:58:35 AM by Archer
Q.  What form of persuasion was used on D-Day to keep the skies relatively clear of Axis aircraft over the invasion fleet ?
                   
                  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_go0QYOkH4xU/TAurz-g_MVI/AAAAAAAAHes/JMSqojXn6nk/s1600/D-Day+tracers.jpg

                   (try to pick a path to fly untouched through that, if ye can)

A.   Briar Patch Charlie
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

Jack Daw at Work

#481
February 05, 2012, 11:21:33 AM
Q:  What sort of leg cramp do you get for stealing roses and getting chased through thorny brambles for it?  (Not that I know this from experience.)

A:  tennis elbow
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#482
February 05, 2012, 12:19:41 PM
Q: What kind of macaroni did John McEnroe prefer?

A: I don't know who that is...
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

#483
February 05, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
Q. What is the most common answer given by husbands when asked the identiry of the woman at whom they are staring.

A. Marlin
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Merlin the Elder

#484
February 05, 2012, 01:11:19 PM
Q: What did the near-sighted doctor write on my birth certificate?

A: Longest yard
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#485
February 08, 2012, 11:13:44 AM
Q.  What is the length of patience required to moderate the mundane board on forum ?

A.   Rubberband Theory
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

#486
February 08, 2012, 01:40:06 PM
Q: What was proposed by my mother would end my life, and career as a paperboy, if she found one more of the said rubberbands sailing through the air in the direction of one of my brothers?

A: Johnson grass
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Merlin

#487
February 08, 2012, 03:09:49 PM
Q) What does my neighbor smoke?

A) Oil Change
Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

Archer

#488
February 10, 2012, 08:52:54 AM
Q.   What did the Tin Man look forward to when his oil can ran dry ?

A.    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#489
February 10, 2012, 10:42:11 AM
Q. What silly song immediately calls Dick Van Dyke to mind?

A. Chrysanthemum
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
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Anna Iram

#490
February 10, 2012, 11:27:49 AM
Q: What sitcom parodies the wacky goings on of Christopher Columbus and Queen Isabella in their later years?

A: Fantastic Four

Jack Daw at Work

#491
February 10, 2012, 07:49:05 PM
Q:  What was the alternate title to the sequel to the Four Musketeers?

A:  Fedora
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

#492
February 10, 2012, 10:08:54 PM
Q: What did Jack do when Ora got hungry?

A: Stupid commercials
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#493
February 10, 2012, 10:46:13 PM
Q. What are those commercials about those things with wings that somehow help certain genders to hang glide better ?

A. dog biscuit
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Jack Daw at Work

#494
February 11, 2012, 08:47:23 AM
Q:  What's one way to lose a finger by trying to make friends with a strange canine?

A:  Cleft chin
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."
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